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geekvariety: This is a video I made about a year ago of me being an asshole in BATTLEFIELD 3. During the entire video I don’t fire a single shot but instead opt to kill everyone by hitting them with the MAV. This might not be funny to anyone else but
afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings
megapope: pissvortex: dirtbaby2016: still kills me that bernie sanders just refers to him as killer mike instead of his real name
natalieironside:Suicide baiting is so lazy. If you want me to die so bad u should come over here and kill me yourself instead of expecting women to do your labor for you. Entitled.
et103:one-time-i-dreamt:Elon Musk took me into the back of a Musk brand department store where I was sure he was going to kill me for shoplifting but instead he took me to this gungy room with a dirty mattress on the floor and told me he could only fall
bro you need to stop forcing me to send you these pictures! mom will find out one day and kill us both! so from now on when I owe you money, I’m not gonna send you pictures! Instead I’m gonna fuck you when mom goes out, there is less chance of getting
boseman-chadwick: John David Washington photographed by Gregory Harris L’Uomo Vogue, October 2020 “My father taught me to hunt,” but not in the sense of killing animals, he explains. “Instead, it’s about being relentlessly scientific about
6l99dm9uth-cali69rn: adrians: adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill
momfricker: the-entire-furry-fandom: whenever i am frightened i wiggle my ass around hoping whatever might be there to possibly kill me can be seduced into fucking me into freedom instead its a coping mechanism like this
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
stedilnik: It would`ve been kinda cool if you could, in Spiral Knights, instead of killing the defensless little shits Gremlin menders, you could, maybe, spare them and gain a little furry mender helper. thats just me, tho.. omg! ;w;
amy-pund: I just wanted to say that I didn’t know Thresh. I only spoke to him once. He could have killed me, but instead, he showed me mercy. That’s a debt I’ll never be able to repay. (x)
My creator is now 96/59. She has FCP, so she’s not completely and utterly useless. I haven’t really bothered with keeping my homunculus out, since I seriously need to focus on getting all the job exp from the kills to me instead of that blob
lisableachfan: Lyrics from “Broken” by Lifehouse. Ichiruki feeds my soul! v(ಥ ̯ ಥ)v On a personal note my writer’s block is killing me, so here is this edit instead!!! Screenshots edited using my phone.
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro i dont have any money to pay you back with, so i was thinking you come and fuck me instead of the money? dont tell mom or dad though, they would kill us if they find out!! x
bpdcasual: when you feel so much younger than you are because you have spent your entire adolescence trying not to kill yourself instead of growing upand now you are still alive but you don’t know how to take care of yourself and no one understands
Today was supposed to be a good day. Today was fucking shit.
swamperting: This part really gets me, despite Annie knowing that Mikasa is very skilled and determined to kill her; she didn’t take the opportunity to kill Mikasa when she was defenseless and instead walked away. Annie isn’t as cold-hearted as she
oh-jiji:warm up sketchez This set made me think of a show where in all of those old stories, instead of killing the “monsters” to rescue some damsel in distress, they fell in love with them and made up the story about killing them to protect
jwallsjoystick: “Anymore, when I see the picture of a twenty-something in the newspaper who was abducted and sodomized and robbed and then killed and here’s a front-page picture of her young and smiling, instead of me dwelling on this being a big,
jwallsjoystick:“Anymore, when I see the picture of a twenty-something in the newspaper who was abducted and sodomized and robbed and then killed and here’s a front-page picture of her young and smiling, instead of me dwelling on this being a big,
is-doitsu-an-instrument: is-doitsu-an-instrument: In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they
fucktheflagandfuckyou: the-official-nasa: amazingmars: self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead kill me you fucking cowards
joah: joah: joah: Oh gosh, thanks for asking so politely, but really, I don’t have the heart to share it. *sweats* Have a cute lil’ snas instead It’s gonna kill me, I’m very sure. Awwwee, you’re so kind!! 8m8 but haha I’m really
tylerposey: My father wanted me to hurt my friend. So I killed him instead.
The uncertainty of whether my sister is going to live or not is going to kill me. I want to die. I want to die instead of her.
ileftmyheartinwesteros:The uncertainty of whether my sister is going to live or not is going to kill me. I want to die. I want to die instead of her. This is killing me. I can’t bear any of this. I
tehjai: rats-in-the-walls: Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson. This kills me every time. what
woahashley: 👊I thought I told you to stop making trouble in my town? I mean I could kill you, but I think I’d rather watch you jerk off to help me cum instead. (Video + entire snap story) 👊 Get this video Here. Project Maenad |Twitter |
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro you need to stop forcing me to send you these pictures! mom will find out one day and kill us both! so from now on when I owe you money, I’m not gonna send you pictures! Instead I’m gonna fuck you when mom goes out, there
thekneegrope: tonnaree: allthingsnovely-deactivated2015: I want to say “I love you,” but I’ll just make you smile, instead. kill me why does this exist
catiemonster: trojean:i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get
rats-in-the-walls: theskankbank-deactivated2012030: Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson. This kills me every time.
I dunno what’s different now than all the other suicidal thoughts I get but like damn my brain is telling me to actualy do it and remind me how possible it is for me to kill myself instead of just “I wanna die”what even why ugh I hate myself so
Me: simultaneously wants to kill myself and go for a run, changing my lifestyle and eating healthier Me: I’m just gonna lay here instead okay
glitchyspecter:The nutcracker but like instead he was named the asscracker and he breaks into my house cracking my ass killing me instantly.
someonekilljeffbezos: st-just: (via twitter) capitalism
humoristics: patientlights: patientlights: So i was cleaning out from under my bed and There’s 39 more in a bag outside. and here after 2 years and 30 messages a day telling me to kill myself instead of the environment we have me fresh out of a
impactings: I shot all of you straight into my veins like heroine sending you directly to my heart and instead of killing me you decided to live there poisoning every beat of it.
lambchop2xcombo: I wish that my ovaries would write me a polite and sincere letter every 28 days regarding my pregnancy status instead of trying to kill me and escape from their cage every month.
“I just wanted to say that I didn’t know Thresh. I only spoke to him once. He could have killed me, but instead, he showed me mercy. That’s a debt I’ll never be able to repay. I did know Rue. She wasn’t just my ally.
even after I kill the fat fly that’s been flying around my house for 48 hours, it’s buzz still haunts me and it’s all I hear =_______=!!
Im starving and really want burger king but im torturing myself by looking at pictures of what i want instead. Kill me.
Instead of drooping a -little- when it needs to be watered my purple waffle plant likes to mess with my emotions and make me think I actually killed it
mangosmoothiepussy:the appeal of a monster that could kill me but chooses to fuck me instead is too high to pass up. like.i want a demon to sneak into my room at night with every intention of ripping my throat out with its teeth, but when it pulls the
When you go for a haircut and the woman gives you your husbands haircut instead…… OMGKILLMETHISISNTWHATIWANTED
give me music suggestions to drink tobonus points if it’s trash party music all of the points if you kill me instead
miss-world-somebody-kill-me: the-mermaid-and-the-drunks:the-winchesters-tho: winterchurch: this movie ruined my life what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead
it kills me when people say could instead of couldn’t in this context tbh
ryanfenty: i wish there was a way to kill myself but like instead of killing myself i just completely disappeared so nobody remembered me like it would be as if my parents never had a son and that way i would not make anyone sad who loved me and
This sticky disgusting warmth is killing me. Except I won’t die because that would be to good instead I’ll just welcome the sleep deprivation.. tomorrow is going to be such a fun and fulfilling day
mdnhys: mugglekirby: day 7 of flu: thinkin bout death and stuff You killed me instead
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non-practicingbisexual:it just fucking kills me that lesbian and bi women can’t get their shit together enough to talk instead of constantly throwing insults & hurting each other. no one talks directly to each other, only about each other as if
