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texas-toys-daddy: Your kid looks like a fucking genius now doesn’t she
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
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teflondoc: optimalgorilla: Since It’s Piccolo Day let’s remember that one time a Piccolo cosplayer went to a Toys R Us during the Holiday season and paid off every single layaway at the store. Like always, Piccolo is a better dad to people’s kids
sproutson:made this kid buy back his toy plane like 3 times
paranormal-thingum:once my brother was in a disney store and he saw a child pick up a mickey mouse toy and his thing is he does voices so he said “oh my god put me down” in a mickey mouse voice and the kid threw it across the store and then
maythray:maythray:shout out to everyone who played with hair clips instead of real toys as a kid.. those were the REAL beastshair clips is an animals….
biohazard-inevitable:Had a very fun memory of when I was a kid and used plastic straws as a chewing stim toy before we even knew i was autistic, we just thought it was a good adhd focus thing since it worked.All the teachers knew and understood why I
snazziest: askinnyblackman: whitegirlsaintshit: Boy you ain’t gon do SHIT Trump is that annoying kid in class who plays tag but quits when he’s it, takes all the toys and doesn’t share, makes fun of everyone else, but then screams and cries
puppy95: gwydderig: Baby armadillo plays with his toy Are you fucking kidding me
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let
obviousplant: This 7-Ft. Kid Jail is now available at Toys R Us
apersnicketylemon: Abusive parents can say “I love you” Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes. Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders. Abusive parents can defend their children
apersnicketylemon: creativeandcoolusername: apersnicketylemon: Abusive parents can say “I love you” Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes. Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders.
holligenet: frostywasanihilist: never-eat-a-wholebag-of-croutons: rebeccacrane: I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM Guy: kids don’t have toys like we had when we-*pause*Guy: … Were growing up.Guy: I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOMMom: NO--Glass smashing- THEY WAY SHE
i-will-call-you-sir: “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” Bernard Manning
himefuenciado: illbeyoursaferide: THIS IS THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER MY HEART IS ALL SOUPY OH MY GOD I MET THIS KID AND HE WAS SERIOUSLY THE COOLEST 6 YEAR OLD EVER. FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, HE ASKED TO GO TO SKATE AND SURF INSTEAD OF TOYS AND SHIT
whitegirlsaintshit: tsunamistorms: generalbriefing: feministingforchange: unite4humanity: Please feel free to link anyone who says: “Tamir shouldn’t have had a toy gun.” Seems to me White kids (and adults, for that matter) can have REAL guns
codyjamez: i’m a toy’s r us kid.
greenriderglen: vague-vixen: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: kathereal: tastefullyoffensive: “Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520) The baby yell She’s such a patient mom Here you go, kid Omigoodness such a good mama
as-seen-on-disney: “Hey, hey, c’mon Potato Head. If Woody says it’s alright then, well, darnit, it’s good enough for me.”Toy Story - 1995File under:Jokes I didn’t get as a kid
vbartilucci: vintagetoyarchive: TOPPER 1969 Motorized Monster Maker Galaxon Space Monster Mold Kit The things we had as toys when I was a kid. Exposed heat sources, accessible gears and pinch-points… How did we survive?
poundtheround: Every man should be treated to a woman on all fours after he returns home after a long hard day at work. If a woman chooses to not work and not have kids then she should fully surrender herself as her master’s official fuck toy on a
myrussianhotwife: What’s a hot Russian milf to do while the kids are in school and the hubby is at work? Go on a hot date of course with a new toy… I wore a dress for the lucky fella…and no panties of course ☺️☺️☺️
Seeing all these beautiful people is like seeing all the toys you could never have as a kid
thenerdbeast: puppy95: gwydderig: Baby armadillo plays with his toy Are you fucking kidding me tippy-toe armadillo
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: FYI Ikea’s big bad wolf toy comes with a grandma that fits in his stomach
fleshjack:Whoever said toys are just for kids, clearly never saw Topher DiMaggioo’s molded dildo… Spend the holidays w/ Topher’s Fleshjack line here: goo.gl/NRx4K7
astayoung: I tried to fit myself in a kids pool toy, but then I got stuck. Haha!! Turtles!! #turtles #pool #happy #sundayfunday #scottsdale #fun #shortgirls #astayoung #midgetlife #asian #asiangirls #stuckinaturtle
foodfinisher: the kid turned into a toy truck or what
hell-inor: “haha yeah I was suuuuch a weird kid” says the girl, “I played video games and liked boys’ toys”. Suddenly she is shot with a tranquilizer dart and pulled into the back of a van. It is a group of scientists. They must study this
grimelords: A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there
puppy95: gwydderig: Baby armadillo plays with his toy Are you fucking kidding me I like how he approaches it again and again from different angles lol
losexcentricos: Company turns kid’s drawings into stuffed toys.
did-you-kno: Mattel is launching a 3D printer called ThingMaker that lets kids design, print, and assemble their own toys. Source I want one!
danscullys: make me choose anonymous asked Lana Parrilla or Regina Mills? “Some children are very afraid of me. When I’m walking down the street, I do like to toy with the kids who hide behind their parents. I’ll get into my Evil Queen voice
I’ll be there!! Will you?? Be sure to bring a toy! (The kid friendly kind) 🙃 by 6feetofsunshine
lamontcranston54: What kid didn’t get excited when the Sears and Roebuck Christmas catalog arrived in the mail-later called the “wish book”. Then it was days and days of pouring through the wonderful toy section and making choices to bug your parents
hungryforcereal: The person to the left makes me as happy as a kid with all the candy and toys in the world
katiiie-lynn:egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let wifi raise your kidI
timpornxxx:TIMFuck: Alex, Jacob, SamWhen real life couple Sam Porter and Jacob James heard their fuck toy for the day was going to be Alex Kage, they got pretty excited. So excited, in fact, Sam can’t wait for the kid to arrive and dives right in, eating
yes-daddyplay: daddyjohn4u: It’s great when the kids get their friends to play with their toys from Daddy :)
0hsolovely: livelaughlovexoxox: megan-mackattackk: Lol, kids growing up today would be so unimpressed with this, with their Ipads and everything. I remember thinking this was the neatest toy ever. Was? Is* i saw one of these recently and i wanted
buzzfeed: buzzfeedrewind: Awesome Toys Every ’80s Kid Wanted For Christmas oh look, it’s my childhood in a photoset.
death-by-lulz: foodfinisher: the kid turned into a toy truck or what
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
grimelords:A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting
kodathefox: This teddy bear, believe it or not, is the only toy in her history that she hasn’t destroyed. I had it for years, since I was a kid myself and I gave it to Koda the first night I got her, and before she had her eyes open I would find her
