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vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
deanisanactualprincess: sararye: stilllovingdisney: DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF ANOTHER GUY THEIR CHILDREN DISNEY DID THE THING DISNEY DID THE THING!!!! not to mention kristoff is the first prince to be voiced by a gay actor
lilyandinternet: Smitty: MY EARS!!!! ok on second thought.. maybe im not quite ready for a kid..(^^ haha soooo cute! awesome job lilly!! this M!A is fun!)
clickthelock: Let’s not kid ourselves. We both know deep down that we’re heading down this road darling. I’m not going to unlock you, and I’m going to start sleeping with other men. I’m sure it will take you a little while to get used
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
three-cheers-for-pretty-odd:argon-co2:sickviking-fr:not-tumbling:yimra:petapeta:The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A HomicideWe as a species are each and every day
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
For the record, I didn’t post those last few images. I didn’t want the blog, I don’t want the blog, I will not respond to any messages/advances from girls (unless you’re hot: JUST KIDDING), not that we’ve gotten any anyway.
jossisgod: youwish-youcould: michaeldirnt: Ok but did they beat the neighbor kids ass?? They are family and anyone who doesn’t get that fact does not deserve to have a dog or any other non-human animal in their life.
gothgfs: gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay seriously can yall stop fucking debating this? all i said was ‘dont abuse children’ jesus fucking christ
notabled-noodle:public transport should be free for everyone forever and I am not kidding. it’s not my fault that I’m disabled and poor and need to get places
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
soyoumusik: “Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake.
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
siryouarebeingmocked: So I saw this on another post, and looked it up, the logic was, I am not kidding, that teenage girls want attention, while boys want sex.Whether we like it or not, secondary schools are hubs of teenage sexuality. However, while
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
lucidnee: Livin wit kids means u randomly see arms layin around And puzzle pieces. Baby doll arms and puzzle pieces all ova ma damn house. And this boy got one more time to not flush a toilet and have the bathroom smelling like a middle school boys
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
Mama wanted them retweets
blackgillbates:teach your lil ugly ass kids not to be rude to kids with mental handicaps and/or learning disorders.
that1asianwholuvsanime: and kid never even noticed it wow are you sure, it’s not Kid and Liz are the ones out of place?
gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
dorozthy:officialschool:charlemaniac:Are we not gonna talk about this? someone in the background says “somebody die already” OMFg As a former band kid, band kids are weird
embarassinglysexualurl: sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS app THISTHIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANTAS A SCIENTIST THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCHSTOP KILLING YOUR KIDS BY NOT GETTING THEM VACCINATED YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ‘Nuff said.
aroused61: Seriously. Kids not welcome. Go enjoy being a kid.
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
ayehoneybee: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. This is so beautiful and warms my heart so much. I am going to teach my kids not to look at color
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
h0odrich: christopher-reeve: pkmndaisuki: i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper. Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra.. icon
mattyfoz: activatednuts: hairtiedup: yankeelady76: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies its not the job of the internet to parent peoples kids “kids" shouldn’t be on tumblr in the first place
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
catziel: catziel: this kid in my grade just posted this with a bunch of his faces photoshopped onto it……. STOP GUYS IM NOT KIDDING OMG HE CANT SEE THIS FUCK
000minimalism: i look like a mermaid tbh 🌻🌻🌻 WHY am i so slept on??? like..im so cute. gimme attention. mermaid in ur presence.
blackgillbates: teach your lil ugly ass kids not to be rude to kids with mental handicaps and/or learning disorders.
lls smdh damn shame. If I were to ever face a situation similar to this, I would honestly not shot anyone but tell the robbers to shot me and let my family live. I will do anything for my family, for my kids or kid, or for my beautiful wife. I’d
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
hairtiedup: yankeelady76: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies its not the job of the internet to parent peoples kids “kids" shouldn’t be on tumblr in the first place
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t Maybe also confront people who say they want
heroko: New face Luca Bertea at Red NYC this kid used to live behind me i’m not kidding his family is from romania i think
defenseoftheancients: Korra is a show for twelve year olds, a kid by any adult standard. Believe it or not kids have a basic capability to process stressful situations as storytelling. Stop trying to feel like you’re watching the next big Emmy-winning
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
l-a-l-o-u: OTP children headcannons yaaaayyyy I wrote little bios for all of them under the cut! EDIT: One of the kid’s same was wrong, this is his actual name (Tanish, not Jintan) Keep reading
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
fushigikid: llililli: Watch how many Trump supporting white college kids celebrate Cinco de Mayo this week. Uggghhhhh What exactly does Tumblr think Cinco de Mayo celebrates?As far as I know it’s the Taco Bell of celebrations, it might seem ethnic
cryptid-wendigo:I think Black-Eyed Kids scare me even more than the Mongolian Death Worm. They’re the creepiest, honestly. I have to actively try not to think about them when i go outside at night :I
