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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
Armin is this really spoiled rich-ass conyo kid from the south and Eren is a punk ass siga from Manila and they’re best friends and they both study in La Salle and they hate Jean bec he’s this transfer student from Ateneo who just loves pickin
rico-missle-kid: Dirty Jokes. (All Hail King Julien)-(HD) Holy Crap! XD
foulmilk: slutty-nunz: nymphfaun: paiziss: perks-of-being-chinese: i’ve never been so mad over a tweet before what the actual fuck WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Joke or no joke this kid (kid because they’re clearly acting off the mind of a child) Usually
likeableartist: oh, click here for new’d’s nsfw ahead Remember kids, once you--You just can’t stop!
Wow Timm, you weren’t kidding around. Holy shit… I mean is wrong, but…. it kinda makes sense… right?At least she didn’t got pregnant like in Batman Beyond 2.0But… wow i really didn’t expect that. But yeah, grab that
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
honestly tho i see so many people post about how their parents would beat them if they did something that white kids get away with and i’m like ???? that’s not good???
megapope: “can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song
swindlefingrs: refinery29: Watch: A documentary is explaining the many ways movies, TV shows and ads makes fat people feel cursed and invisible When you only see yourself depicted on the screen as a sidekick, a villain, a predator, or a joke, how does
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"A film with a mom as the hero would be a joke..."
thevoicecalledcheesecake: I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
lmao…. Imma remember that one for when I have kids.
killbenedictcumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth This is what I hear when I see this gif:Nigga, stop playing. Stop playing, nigga. I ain’t kidding. STAHP!
vvisti: whoops more gang AU. Barto likes to make super shitty jokes about Kid’s age and height (I mean c’mon he’s only 205cm) ‘cause Barto is a poop
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ohnoproblems:trying to excuse transmisogyny in children’s media by saying “it’s just a joke! don’t try to complicate things! the kids will only see it as a joke!” means you only care about cis kids. because for us trans ladies, no matter when
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
oxfordsandafros: chronolith: chazzfox: kittyeet: Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME *soft dad snickers* A1 Dad humor
megahoppip: matthiscitrus: megahoppip: boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that Sexual dimorphism is a real thing Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it These pokemon
greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions
kasukasukasumisty: I loved how childlike this pair of storyboarders can portait Steven It’s the little quirks and details that give off that little kid vibe dude, yea, Raven & Paul are really excellent at it. Like, lots of little things in how
elitatheblackcat: I Just realized something! Sadie through most of the first half of the episode “joking victim” doesn’t talk down to Steven. Unlike Lars who see’s Steven as an annoying kid, Sadie see’s the good Steven does and knows he’s
Whoa, Boomerang completely changed its logo and bumpers. It was the same for ages and now it’s completely different. Looks good, though, more appealing to kids
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.
the-real-goddamazon: speedlimit15: exeggcute: why is it that villains and not protagonists are always the ones breaking gender roles hmmmm it’s called queercoding and it’s intentional and basically brainwashes kids into having negative associations
robeblr: thecornfedmusclepup: targuzzler: edging? more like filibusting a nut LOL Honestly I’m really proud of the political literacy kids are showing these days
10knotes: sorry: Valentines Day Cards *tumblr edition* Don’t get stuck with boring old Valentines Day Cards again! Just print these out, sign them and you are now the funniest kid in school! Have fun on thursday ;) My lovely followers, please follow
the-stairs-of-learning: DAMMIT DRAGON KID WHY YOU SO CUTE~ >w<
simonsoys: Kid jokes. :P
alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t
unfauxgettable:things that are fine: not liking kids not wanting kids things that are not fine: being rude to kids because they are kids joking about child abuse because you dont like kids
ctsouth-blog1: game kids teaser trailer!
kid-icourse: your-local-cryptid-dienty: What the shit rabies isn’t a joke. This rabiesphobic attitude on Tumblr is getting worse.
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
just-shower-thoughts: If a kid makes a dirty joke, people will say that they are to young to make jokes like that but if an adult makes a dirty joke, people will tell them to stop acting like a little kid
gayboycolor: criticalquit: gayboycolor: lms if u get it :)))) only 90s kids will understand how can it be a 90s kids joke if it has a character created in 2010 um excuse u but dough has been around since before you were born
bellalayla: mzzkiki415: cherrythirst: Bruno Mars IHeartRadio Elvis Duran Interview (by CherryThirsty) LOL his joke about a three way :’) IM RICH BITCH!! bruno is to funny! I love how he’s nice and compliments the lady reporter…..even though
echosei: updatesfrommars: CNN speaks to Grammy nominees. “Adele’s awesome, but I heard she beats up little puppies,” Bruno Mars joked backstage after the live Grammys nominations telecast Wednesday night.” and bitch you punch small children
omg-brunomars: This dude is pure jokes. lmfaoooo
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
matthewbrooksphotography: ‘cutting fruit’ dad jokes series matthew brooks
1directionnigga: itsa1dfulworld: digging my own grave brb DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS A JOKE!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!? GOSH IT MAKES ME SICK HOW KIDS JOKE ABT LIFE LIKE THIS!!!! loljk XD
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
TFW you realized that The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy started off with Two kids stuck in limbo and cheated Death
ouijaboardofcocks: Dad Lord English and the kids are on a road trip Caliborn asks “ARE WE THERE YET” Lord English replies: “WE ARE ALREADY THERE”
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