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timothy-jackson-drake-wayne: the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his
angrynerdyblogger: Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile
maimedlion: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau entertains Orri Pall Dyrason, drummer for Sigur Ros, the Icelandic rockers who cameoed as the royal band at Joffrey’s ill-fated nuptials. “He kept on joining us, but we kicked him out every time,” says bassist
dingdongyouarewrong: aphtomatogang: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
yumilambert: Nylon: In her Shoes- “Chanel face Yumi Lambert from IMG picks ballet flats as her go-to-kicks.”
topmoss: Nylon: In her Shoes- “Chanel face Yumi Lambert from IMG picks ballet flats as her go-to-kicks.” i love yumi
spunkh:topmoss: yumilambert: Nylon: In her Shoes- “Chanel face Yumi Lambert from IMG picks ballet flats as her go-to-kicks.” i love yumi Models and a pretty vibe
hirxeth: “I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me.”Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
seancee:Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never
naughtynicegirl69: Shirt stripped off…keeping on my boots and posing per his instructions…the wind was kicked up a little…rustling through the trees…I could feel the breeze gently caress and pass by my body…racing in one direction as if it
fallouthearts:*Hears the beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies* … *Jumps down stairs* *Crashes into room* OH. *Punches lamp* WELL IMAGINE *Kicks through window* AS IM PACING THE PEWS *Flips couch over* IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR *Throws coffee table out
ellosteph-is-my-queen: verkune: i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. and i’m all out of bubble gum wow you are hot as fuck please come and frickle frackle
h0twifelover:I really wanna throw my gf a surprise party where I tie her down and invite a bunch of guys over to use her I’d watch as she waits with nervous anticipation once her slutty little instincts kick in I’d untie her so she can fully
resilient22: genocidelookslike: Aiyana Jones was sleeping on the couch as her grandmother lay with her. A Detroit SWAT team accompanied by the TV show, “First 48” tossed a flash grenade into the home, then kicked in the door. The lead officer rushed
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: I’ll step on Foof. I’ll unengage you, kick you out of my house while you’re wearing your dress, keep all your stuff and cry like a manly man As if I’ll wear that dress again you dick, all you have to do is NOT
phiife: only-based-de-la-soul: papifaeo: blkreginageorge: savenoho: #celebritiesonlyblackpeopleknow Bye When he got kicked off the team in Coach Carter I took it real hard. I had a crush on him as a kid This was the homie
jadorexjaii: nefertiti–edgeskinky: 11-11-1992: i-lanoire: 11-11-1992: micdotcom: On the Monday edition of Fox and Friends, Fox News kicked off Black History Month with Crystal Wright mocking blacks as “slavish” to the Democratic Party and
chrystalwynd: “You’re funny, brother. Really funny. See? This is me smiling. You’re hysterical. Now give me the antidote to shrink my tits back to normal or I’m going to kick you in the balls so hard, you’ll be wearing them as a bow tie. Comprende?”
bkcomments: I Wonder Who?“I wonder who which of my babies you are?” Jennene though out loud as she pressed her finger to her belly. She felt another strong kick where her finger touched the taut skin of her pregnant belly. “I can’t believe you
aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ?? penis people
not-blonde: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the
fuckyeahwarriorwomen: animatedamerican: mildlyamused: Another day, another kick ass woman from history who is sadly lacking her own movie franchise. Source but nah, women never did anything interesting or exciting in the Old Days She was known as
bo0zey:thnksfrmcr5:thnksfrmcr5: i tried to be funny and it backfired miserablyit’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging thisevery person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
ladies-of-theatre: Elle Woods did not graduate as Valedictorian of Harvard Law for you to associate women in power with having a lack of ‘traditional femininity’ Wear pink, be a hopeless romantic and kick ass ladies
mainlyusedforwalking:I still have a few less lewd things from this series, but I thought we’d start the year off with some butt stuff, especially as this is pretty much the way the only way I’m going to be getting my kicks, for at least the next 44
kitsune23star: Even the most hardcore of women can’t resist fashion. You have to make sure you look good when kicking ass. Here’s the Peach and Link outfits as well! Watch the trailer these were inspired from here!
hella-nootella: Actually, a couple at my cousin’s church disowned their son when he came out as gay and kicked him out of the house at age 16. He went to our pastors house and told him about being gay and my pastor was livid. So he actually ADOPTED
annasplace2: OH NO GUESS WHOS BACK i return in glory as tumblr kicked me out.Feel free to join my journey of love
fuckmytwinkboyfriend:topsthatbtm: My friend got caught cheating and was kicked out of his boyfriends house. My boyfriend was hesitant to take him in but caved after I promised he wouldn’t be here long. I was afraid they would get into a fight as I left
pkmndaisuki: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: randomitemdrop: Item: Shoes of Tentacular Clambering, with dextrous living tendrils that allow the wearer to walk as if wearing elegant heels on any terrain, plus a grappling-kick attack. My Poor Unfortunate
goopfacts: crsbbq: This needs to be the universal standard pride flag for me as i kick the shit out of peoples trashcans
onion-souls: crustyclarinet: crustyclarinet: i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass
thegauntletqueen: lesserknownwaifus: My friend would kill me if I didn’t nominate the Big sister from Bioshock 2 as the best waifu who could kick your ass. I am the friend, thank you Bas.
arcadechan: gonna try and draw a lot of monsters this month…monstermarch :- ) kicking it off with the Queen on Chimera, a design I’ll either use in a future comic, or will be selling as an adopt later.
enigmasandepiphanies:having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams
arcadechan:gonna try and draw a lot of monsters this month…monstermarch :- )kicking it off with the Queen on Chimera, a design I’ll either use in a future comic, or will be selling as an adopt later.
greathaircut: to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
love-bites-but-so-do-i: brotoro: psych majors should be required to kick it with a mentally ill person for at least 80 hours just to be reminded that we are human and not experiments As both a psych major and a mentally ill person I cannot begin to tell
flutejesus: probably my favorite story was about this Asian farmer dude who was super lazy and just drew cats all over everything all day and eventually his parents kicked him out so he just went to work as a monk and the monks were like radical dude
froody: froody: why the FUCK would Paul expose all the wank circle he was in with John like he did him a DIRTY I swear to God if my friends expose me like that when I’m dead I’ll come back as a ghost and kick their asses
adventures-in-poor-planning: adventures-in-poor-planning: whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him
phantomrose96:As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds
nonasuch:cipheramnesia:imperialstark:imperialstark:tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a “kick me” sign on your back@staff literally painting a target on their backsI’m so sorry babes.
faggotryngendersissification: First time outside dressed as a girl. Just the right outfit combination. I feel slutty yet anyone who looked at me would think I was just an ordinary girl out for the day. But I know I’m a faggot boy. Who gets kicks from
cocktransformation: You can see the guy struggling as his new increasingly sensitive cock head is forced down his tight throat. He’s lucky, being deep-throated until you cum would be a great way to go. I’m sure he’ll stop kicking eventually when
outmanned: One snowboarder collides into an other. To teach him a lesson, he decides to kick his ass, pants him, and shoot his seed all over his face as a humiliating reminder of who owns the mountain. // // ]]>
objectd: With mediocre success in sports during school… certainly not at a professional level… the coach understood that these boy’s true value was their future value as slaves after their families kicked them out of the house upon graduation.
blackrulephotoblog: Tyrone Johnson bought his new honky slave for the sole purpose of fucking his brains out. As you can see, the boy is fulfilling his purpose. Once Tyrone get’s his nut, he will simply kick the slave off the bed and onto the
iyumi-blue: inwisedisorder: I think it’s fabulous that the Southern community ostracized the Dixie Chicks until they weren’t relevant anymore and as of 30 minutes ago they’re officially more relevant than any of the people who kicked them out.
otherwindow: otherwindow: Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: EddieEddie: Don’t Venom, watching Bayonetta’s hair kick a dude then eat him: EddieEddie, dressed as Sailor Venom: Don’t
archrui:Ekubo called Mogami a dumbass, kicked him in the face and continued fighting him even though he was scared as shit a minute ago is such a highlight
tambriart: Some more Kingdom Hearts Character x Heartless mash-ups. This one is Kairi as the Jewel Sorceress Heartless.I’ll try to get back to posting more regularly on here. While pregnancy symptoms are still kicking my butt, the baby is happy and
the-absolute-funniest-posts: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of
caitluffs: supermerwholocked: itsjustmemyselfandtime94: bunsterjonez: davids-high-kick: He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon
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