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yungsang: カピバラ温泉 A capybara sits under stream of hot water cascading onto it to keep warm during a snowy day at Saitama children’s zoo near Tokyo.
lecterings: ‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s
spankmehardbarry: conkersradfurday: spankmehardbarry: i keep getting random erections today and idk why I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
food-vacuum: spray your crush with non stick spray to keep yourself from getting too attached
tonistark24: My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit. One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they
skreetfighter: when u nut and shawty keep suckin
deansass: my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health
latelybeengivinnofucks: gee-avenue: keep the feet movin! DJ Quik Blood walkin
stephiejae: becausejensenackles: ectobling: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me I’m in. As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining
steady-now: Someone keeps using up all the toilet paper and not refilling it. So I decided that putting this picture there will make everyone remember to refill it without me bringing it up.
melonethylene: When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off
youngblackandvegan: asunkee: suprchnk: kimkanyekimye: Kanye gave away his award cause he felt he did not deserve it ! this is exactly what i was talking about the other day Macklemore can keep his damn apology text messages. real recognize real
drugwar: keep them coming
dramallamapie: overland-frost: runawayshounen: One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo. I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO. DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST- GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE
d0cpr0fess0r: “Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.” “And I get paid to do this.” “Yes.” “Splendid.
senorhouses: When keeping it real goes wrong.
marguerite26: thesassylorax: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: comedy gold it just keeps getting better Owl you can fly but he can’t knot.
urbanfiltered: d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c: hip-hip-poohray: Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! Why has he got rifle? to keep away the heffalumps and woozles
justintimerblake: what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
trellodelagetto: Keep ya head up
dirudo: me keeping the peace
swafg: staff at checkout: that’ll be ű.95me: here’s บ.00me: keep the change
uglygirlsclub: i keep going back to look at this
oceaneyedscribe: censoredyetburning: No caption needed Legal system does it to maintain control. NBA does it to keep from losing money. That’s the ONLY reason why.
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy
collegehumor: Step 1. Ask for a glass of water. Everyone needs to drink water. You’re only human. Step 2. Keep looking around as if your friend is going to arrive any moment, and you need to wait until they arrive before you order anything, because
420vision: justshy: qrieves: I’m laughing so hard rn lol Gonna keep reblogging this
cestpapillon: krampuslips: foxes are the most important animals on earth im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
chocolate-socrates: fish-dinner-connoisseur: all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but
50shadesofatribecalledsouthwest: old-citizen: NAS. My dude always keeps a bottle of Hen at all times
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
asapworldwide: Keep It G Pt II
chupacabron: you can be sad all the time and still keep it g
queendecuisine: blamethebarometerontheweather: khoriepanda: Everyone just keep in mind, this man did this. There was no green screen, there was no padding. and he didn’t even flinch when the wall from the first gif hit his arm as it came down. Buster
ibadbitch: What do he keep sayin to her lmao
boredpanda: Steve Irwin’s Daughter Is Now Grown Up And Keeping Dad’s Legacy Alive
pstuckmode: “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the
iamnotjody: When the sundress gets stuck between the booty cheeks and she leave it there and keep walkin
spider-boiii: Peter sits on the ceilingSometimes when he’s sad sometimes when he’s happy but mostly just when he feels like it It weirded out the other Avengers at first but they got used to it And no one really said or did anything about it Until
if you were making out with a guy and you reached your hand to grab his ass and he was wearing a butt plug, what would you think?
“Louisiana, I’m from that swamp. I'ma pull this bitch out and dump. You betta run like forest Gump. Fuck you and where you from!”
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
unkemptseeker: darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate
I was actually reminded a few minutes ago about my instagram, its private so I will have to accept you (only to keep out real life people) but its cummbunny and I post myself there sometimes if you wanna follow xx
just had the best taxi driver, got in and he started yelling “good afternoon on a good day on a good friday before a good weekend, listen to all those good good goods” then saw this statue of a man made out of a barbecue and was like “see that
darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears
darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are
youngdudeman: I lied. It’s not really summer here. I was at a pool party. I mean, it is 65 degrees out. My bad, bruh. There’s not going to be many days this summer I’ll be wearing pants/jeans with a blazer. I’m a real sweaty dude(man). I must
I was really upset last night, so I accidentally slept all day. I slept until 5:30pm and now here it is, 3:18am and I am bored out of my mind. I’m still really upset and angry, but every time I think about it, I quickly try to distract myself.
subciity: Danger! Notice! Keep Out!
when you see people admiring an artist and it turns out you actually knew that artist personally and you have so much dirt on them to expose how much of a terrible person they are and you just laugh to yourself
mylemonginger replied to your post: mylemonginger asked:If this is an…Oh! I totally forgot about that interaction. Yeah, that definitely makes PS Nepeta really out of character.Nepeta is the type of character that even if she admits to be scared
igigii: Friday ☕️ love ~smiles~ . Keep out of trouble. Oh wait. No. Don’t ;)
tsuki-chibi: darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate
