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karkat-in-the-tardis: noodletothedoodle: tanikayforever: This was probably the most precious thing ever. After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and
karkat-in-the-tardis: kawaii-backpfeifengesicht: kawaii-backpfeifengesicht: so apparently no one sent me an empty email 27 years before I was born i dont even remember posting this how did it get notes what the hell is going on you’ve encountered
karkat-san:
karkat-kirkland: gutig: gutig: how much sperm can a gay man hold?? a butt load
karkats-screaming-tentadick: ghost towns (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned hospitals (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned mansions (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned amusement
karkat-vantas-the-troll: pokemon-trainer-paul-and-team: cumobsessed: kisscuddlencock: IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS.
karkater: if you use emoticons like xD, O_o, :3 and ô_ô i swear to god i will still respect you as a person because i’m not a judgmental asshole
karkat-doodle-doo: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: i like when really hardcore christians say that natural disasters etc happen as a result of gay people gay people can definitely control the weather sadly i am bisexual and therefore can just make it drizzle
karkats-left-eyeball: a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard
karkat-doodle-doo:mrsolearysayswoof: the-mage-of-life: monobeartheater: kaworushin: i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life. william sanford the science guy. no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking
karkats-screaming-tentadick: hippopotthefuckingllamas: So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe…. onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out
karkats-bucket-list: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
karkat-vanpussy: ddowney: OMFG
karkats-yaoi-butt: End of discussion.
karkat-doodle-doo: small-flower-prince: dreadpiratecherry: gentlemanbones: I have no idea what’s going on AHAHAHAHAH
karkat-doodle-doo: knightoflodis: fangirl20: Shows that turned 12 this year. (2002-2014) It is 2015. KND is a teenager now. We will have to decommission them. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
karkats-turtleneck: tiny-red-sparrow: ussbooship: ghostsbeingdope: ishwarighale: In case you didn’t hear, Jenna Talackova was kicked out of the Miss Universe contest in Canada after it was found out that she was transgender.She was booted out
karkats-cat: neptunes-salty-butthole: neptunes-salty-butthole: SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED why is this getting notes again.
karkats-longsleeves: That genderbend episode was seriously one of my favorites. Kankri’s voice actor tho,ahhh<333
karkat-doodle-doo: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: I DI DN NT KNOW POWWERPUFF GIRLS Z WAS A REAL SHOW WHAT WHAT ANIME MOJOJOJO ANIME FUZZ Y LUMPKINS???? aNIME GANGREEN GANG ANAIME HIM? ANAIME MAYOR AND MS BELLUM? ? ANIME PROFESORR (AND SON?????? ???)
karkatisms: just-shower-thoughts: The phrase “love you to the moon and back” probably is insulting to an astronomer. “Out of all of the objects in the universe, you chose the one closest to Earth?” oh yeah because “i love you to the kuiper
karkat-in-the-tardis: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: #he never said no he’s nick fury’s cousin and nobody can convince me otherwise
karkat-in-the-tardis: mancydrew: mancydrew: mancydrew: mancydrew: mancydrew: mancydrew: erbilgerbil: mancydrew: mancydrew: My new friends The red gummy bears have separated themselves from the rest. They think they are better then the other
karkat-doodle-doo: roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post *grabby hands* I WANT THEM OMG
karkat-doodle-doo: beezeeart: 4 new galaxy bats are now available. (time for me to go pass out >< I’m getting to old to do allnighters anymore) GASPSOMEONE GET ME A GALAXY BAT
karkat-doodle-doo:welcometonightvale:balderrask:goldcoastgoat:whorerflick: yes Reblogging again because our world is fucked but this is alright. This is adorable because any minute that pufferfish could puff up and hurt him but he’s not puffing up
karkat-in-the-tardis: silvermoon424: m0317k5: kennbrix: The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind. I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes
karkats-left-eyeball: mismagireve: gayabortions: hexgoddess: gayabortions: hexgoddess: botan-drana: Bowser being a dad Bowser is the best dad bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s
Karkats-Hot-Bod: At first it was gonna be feferi. But then I thought it would be funnier if it were sollux ♥
karkats-vantasies: hwills456: meulins-choice-ass: A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. Oh the things I learn on tumblr. Oh
karkat-van-buren: dave-stridlediddle: And now its all in one post HUZZAH ALL OF MY YES! favorite post.
karkat and john go putt putt golfing
karkat-vantas-is-a-romcom-fanboy: baby-alcoholic: skellydun: I hate retail. god i love this person Every time I see them on my dash i’m ready for some shade
karkats-vantasies: gildings: I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
karkats-left-eyeball: videoweed: flozac: the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway should i post this all over my school because damn its not even “female
karkat-kirkland: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED
Diamond gets a collar
Karkat watches you shower
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karkat is a huge nerdy loser and i really like him
karkat, nepeta, and terezi all being really close friends together is something i like thinking about often
karkat is just a little bit insecure about his looks so when he gets complimented he feels like he’s being joked about so he gets angry and defensive but when he realizes its sincere he actually really likes the attention albeit a little flustered
karkat-the-pissfairy: the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life: fedorabro: petilill: *asexual laughter* *homosexual laughter* *bisexual considerate muttering* *pansexual grumbling*
yummytomatoes: this was a lot more funny at 2 am
bbsinr: He just wants her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.
