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k1mkardashian:making a playlist for my funeral because i don’t trust anyone else to be in charge of the music
k1mkardashian: *goes job hunting and ends up shopping*
k1mkardashian: there should be a vine category at the oscars
k1mkardashian: i like how kim is still smiling
k1mkardashian: these hoes are trying it your honor
k1mkardashian: i actually can’t breathe I clicked on this because: he brought an entire bucket for tips.
k1mkardashian: sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read
k1mkardashian: cover girl! put the bass in your walk. head to toe, let your whole body talk!
k1mkardashian: whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
k1mkardashian:thickhoe:ive reblogged this before but the last girl deadass me like this is so cute lmao
k1mkardashian: me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence*
k1mkardashian: i studied twerking at bad bitch university and got my masters in pussy poppin u jelly??
k1mkardashian: morbutts: jESUS is this really justin bieber??? omfg i would not let my daughter listen to his music. wait wait hold on…is that really biebs?!
k1mkardashian: alcoholdrugsandcalifornialove: what’s the point? seriously?! ummm to look fabulous duh!1!!
k1mkardashian: ARE YOU READY FOR THE RAP BATTLE OF THE CENTURY???? SAVION SIMONE VS CORINNE AKA LIL CORINNE
k1mkardashian: boys
k1mkardashian: pam gets it
k1mkardashian: SHE’S BACK
k1mkardashian: 8yrs: fun fact: cleopatra had semen slaves who would spend their day masturbating so she could use cum as a beauty product literally all the goals
k1mkardashian: i might actually use this one
k1mkardashian: arriving at the function
k1mkardashian: bookishboi: Lol @ the look of dismay on people’s faces when they realize they’ve been fooled by your white voice on the phone. STORY OF MY LIFE
k1mkardashian: NO TIME FO THE LIL DICKS YOU SEE THE BIGGER THE DICK THE BIGGER THE BANK THE BIGGER THE BENZ
k1mkardashian: can’t decide who i’d want in the front and in the back… alternate….you gotta alternate.
k1mkardashian: *basks in my beautiful black skin while sipping champagne*
k1mkardashian: pussy tighter than a glad container
k1mkardashian: i am appalled
k1mkardashian: “brandy, i’m paying you to clean my floors, not take pictures….”
k1mkardashian: cccale: hapaxlegomina: I hate reality shows but good lord this woman is amazing. omggg I STAN FOR BERNICE
k1mkardashian: shopgrrrl: i dont fuck with scorpios, geminis, or aries LOL LIes! u love me RIGHT! dina you fux with us so hard
k1mkardashian: i can’t wait to be 80 and look 30
k1mkardashian: this has gone way too far
k1mkardashian: make ya cum once twice maybe even thrice pussy
k1mkardashian: baremidrifffs: georgiaokweeffe: GOODNIGHT Stop yessss
k1mkardashian hotcapricorn and I were truly on point last night. Your favs could never.
k1mkardashian: childservices: olsendaily: FIRST PEEK MY GOD MY FEELS Mothers did you know they’re geminis? how fitting is it that they’re twins lol. So we not gonna say anything about them kitten heels? 👀
k1mkardashian: shutupjames: current mood omfg it’s me
k1mkardashian: she laughs like god
k1mkardashian: me and beyonce-huxtable where are the lies?!?
k1mkardashian: i wonder what adultinsect does with the snaps i send her that she screenshots this is a thing i often wonder about
k1mkardashian: beyonce-huxtable lmao i’m seriously so down omg Imma keep my eyes peeled for some groupons
k1mkardashian: I have a new friend! this cat was really friendly and followed me home and was bold enough to actually follow me inside so I’m letting her stay for the night because she’s hungry and needs shelter lol. Idk how long I’ll get to keep
k1mkardashian: LMFAOOOOO
k1mkardashian: if all you drink is arizona you need to stay away from me cuz ya cum is toxic
k1mkardashian Your faves could never
k1mkardashian: where i see myself in 10 years: taking a hot bubble bath in a clawfoot tub facing a window with panoramic views of a city/ocean/forest/whatever with candles and incense while listening to sade Same
k1mkardashian: me
k1mkardashian: me: i love tyga!beyonce-huxtable: he’s problematicme: *gay gasp* how is he problematic?bh: he can’t rap!me:
k1mkardashian yo I don’t have work until Friday let’s work it out
k1mkardashian: fileformat: marimopet: nin808: whereis this monkeys vogue cover Go off !!! me honestly #TheFace
k1mkardashian: this is a sh*t city with even sh*ttier people lol
k1mkardashian: the struggle of being ruled by mercury
k1mkardashian yep. Same shit that happened before. It’s fine. I’ll be fine. He’s the one that fucked up, not me.
k1mkardashian: GODDDDDD SHIT!
k1mkardashian: officialcapricorn beyonce-huxtable OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SCREAMING
k1mkardashian: i luv his under tiddy *crying emoji*
k1mkardashian: when you realize your new coworkers are the ones who’ve been taking all your hours
k1mkardashian: *takes my granny panties off and puts a thong on*
