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autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
wetwareproblem: So. I just got this message, which means I’m certain others have too. It’s a trap. The URL in question redirects to a fake tumblr login page; my guess is that it’s straight-up credentials theft. The URL is a clear mismatch. I believe
rum: Me texting: why cant people just be straight up when they text, I hate these games man :/ Also me texting:
babies-come-with-hats: Just to be clear, Hillary Clinton could straight up die and relay her orders to the oval office every morning via a fuckin ouija board and she’d STILL be a better president than Trump
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
tweetyistumbln: Just a fun gif. Showing the side profile of me standing straight up. Enjoythe pokage! That’s the kind of ass I’m talkin’ about!
riddlemetom: every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact I actually have not seen this from the Fringe fandom… and now I’m doing it in my head. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH WALTER THOUGH??
homonerdgrizz: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: I WAS JUST WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ON NETFLIX AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THAT BITCH SEDUSA AND THIS BITCH STRAIGHT UP TOOK THE SILICONE CHICKEN CUTLETS OUT OF HER BRA AND THREW THEM AT BLOSSOM LIKE
lucidlecter: i-dislike-tea: kimpossibooty: People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
I keep mixing up “It Could’ve Been Great” and “Back to the Moon” and it’s making me angry
sun-supernova:I love drawing my babies (Worked on this for 7 hours straight and I just stood up from my chair and now I feel like a newborn deer)
hot-soccermom: Good morning, Tori love. I’m keeping it simple with my submission today. Just a straight up Boob Selfie. 😘Okay, I’m known for my boobs, smile, and lips on Tumblr. @avassexytime is the only lady on Tumblr who I feel gives me a
hotnaked8: This guys got a hot body, nice big dick sticking straight up and I love how his nuts are so heavy they are just plopped down and resting on the bed. So fucking hot.
buppygirl: buppygirl: So comfy!! 💗💗💗 I straight up have a lil collection nows! 🙈 now I really want the D.Va looking one on my wishlist (even tho I don’t play overwatch it’s just really cuute)
rassoey:my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him
homevideoboys2: fappleseed87: Who.the. fuck.is.this.kid?!? [HIS NAME IS CLAYTON BUSH AND HE’S 18 YALLL] His ass cheeks just speak to me…they honestly do! I want him soooooo bad! I’m a straight up fan, yooo! AAAH CLAY BUSH… He’s HOT AS FUCKKK
salvadudes: les-lunettes-du-lion: geekandmisandry: rassoey: my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him Rip NdT 😂🤣😂🤣😂😄
naturalscorpiosub: itsalongwayup: captainshaythegreat: prettylittlesouthernbeauty: spazzifyouwantto: thisstoryuntold: LOL brilliant he straight up just WALKED through that shit this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome stared at Jean for a few moments. He didn’t know what to say or how to sign it. He grabbed the book and flipped through the pages, giving up and pulling out a pencil to write on it.‘I may be authority but
teganxxx92: teganxxx92: timosoiniofficial: me at the gay bar Me jacking off for 6 hours straight Me when I finally come out of my shell and gain the courage to speak Me just everyday
repair-doods: Just a theory Ive seen going around, bc her outfit and gem placement makes me wonder… Im predicting WD is straight up evil, and has something to do with her Pearl’s scarring. Please, god forbid, dont tag as any kinda ship name between
blackmanspride99: Last night me an my boy fucked Shannon Wilde in every hole that bitch got. Fucked her so hard she begged us to stop, but we just kept on rollin till WE was done. When we was done, we straight up put our clothes on and left that bitch
For those of you who might be wondering why I occasionally post straight up men on this blog, it is because I am also providing porn for women and men who just enjoy cock.
theintellectualviewoflife: spazzifyouwantto: thisstoryuntold: LOL brilliant he straight up just WALKED through that shit this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life. best play ever. lmao
When I feel like a straight up pimp. My wardrobe is just like #AllBlackEverything. #Ballin
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: I WAS JUST WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ON NETFLIX AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THAT BITCH SEDUSA AND THIS BITCH STRAIGHT UP TOOK THE SILICONE CHICKEN CUTLETS OUT OF HER BRA AND THREW THEM AT BLOSSOM LIKE THEY WERE SOME CHINESE
crossfit-cupcake: wolfam0ngthesheep: weightliftingcanadian: At this point Klokov is just being straight up disrespectful to gravity. He paused snatched 170kg and recited a poem for his wife… #Repost @hookgripstore with @repostapp ・・・ #hookgripstore
schwerdistheword: squalos-vois: imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass I meanWhat’s the demon look like
fuckincum: when you can’t get your fix straight from the dick just pick up a used condom slut!
southhallspsu: hotnaked8: Straight up cock Rock hard curve. Would slam the spot just right.
lesbiangaara: when straight people try to emulate gay tumblr and just end up looking like fools
thespectacularspider-girl: gffa: HELLO, 911? I JUST WITNESSED A STRAIGHT-UP MURDER Fuck, he hasn’t been burned that bad since Mustafar
twelfthdyke:twelfthdyke:the fact that there’s straight up a royal family fandom out there…… that’s embarrassing for y'all just saying correction
harshwhimsy: This dude straight up just spawned on some shrooms lmfao
thatsdelightful: In which Griffin Barry is a long-suffering DM on board the Starblaster. They’re playing Fantasy(??) D&D I guess? I’m so glad I landed on my design for Magnus and that he is just a giant baby with muscles. And Merle is straight-up
thefantasticbitches:Remy.For HardX.Soon. “Straight up, now tell me Do you really want to love me forever? (Oh oh oh) Or is just a hit & run?”
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
gettingstuffed: Her pussy is so stretched out that it looks like it’s pouting… I love how she basicaly gets no warm up, just straight to the double fist after a couple seconds with one.
o-ounicornkitteno-o: harlowtheory: Editing by Vokta Think Studio Dreads and sideboob? I think.. yes. Sideboob is sexier than straight up boob-shots on my dashboard. Just sayin’ ladies. Let’s keep it kinda classy. XD
allmyswallows: Straight up, one of the best amateur blow and swallow clips I have ever seen. Just watch this clip and TRY not to get horny. I dare you!
stopped-on-reverse: oh-my-camila: deideiartistic: mememaster: From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds Like father, like daughter: can i just tell you how much i love the presidential family like omf I love having a black
squalos-vois:imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
blueandbusted:onlinewomenwelove:“Slow down, horny boy. I’m not here to fuck. I’m just here because I hear you have a magic tongue. And you better, because if you can’t make me happy, I will straight-up sit on your face until you
lucidlecter:i-dislike-tea: kimpossibooty: People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and
tarynel: I hate when you ask someone to just be straight up with you and they still feed you bullshit. We are grown.
bronzedsugaruk: kimreesesdaughter: because-blackgirls-duh: onyourtongue: #BlackAndBritish - colourism It took me while to even trust that not all Black men would find me unattractive. Like, i straight up just didn’t even try going for black boys
acolderindigo: I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
bealli62: youcantsaymylastname: mor-iarty: Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and
merryandpippinchristmas: azkabans-prisoner: whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free” I literally just said this to a guy and he said ‘I can pay you with chicken nuggets’
shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman
askdevsider: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. XD!!!!!
fuckyeahharveyandmike: -andrews: OH NBD NBD JUST SUBTLY CHECKING OUT MY ASSOCIATE’S ASS #YOU FELL OUT OF THE STRAIGHT TREE AND HIT EVERY GAY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN
msruhhnoir: myokcupidtragedy: subarbievol: Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how
traynors: you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months