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just-shower-thoughts: I noticed that two of the Teletubbies have “sticks” on the top of their heads while the other two Teletubbies have holes on the top of their heads. Is this a coincidence, or is there some deeper meaning behind this?
Just the thought of burying my face in some hot guys ass and tasting his hole gets my mouth watering. Goddamn I really am a whore sometimes.
just-shower-thoughts: I hate it when I finish a book that I fell in love with. There should be some sort of reset button that would make you forget the book so you could re-read it
just-shower-thoughts: I feel like Frodo would have some serious PTSD picking out an engagement ring.
just-shower-thoughts: If Cinderella’s slipper fit so perfectly, why did it fall off? in the original story (i’ve been told), the prince put some sticky stuf like tar or something on the steps after partying with her for a whole week… atleast
just-shower-thoughts: At some point in my life I’ve probably had a totally normal conversation with someone who was using an anal plug at the time
just-shower-thoughts: If a peaceful alien species ever made contact with us, there’d be some humans who would accuse them of having carried out abductions before that contact, and refuse to believe their denials, even if they actually never laid a
just-shower-thoughts: If we were eyeless we’d be unaware of color. What if we’re missing some part of reality because we don’t have the organ to detect it?
just-shower-thoughts: Despite being the smartest animals, humans make some of the poorest decisions
just-shower-thoughts: I have two little dangling spheres that would instantly end a fight if they were hit, but I still think some video game bosses have stupid weak points.
just-shower-thoughts:They say money can’t buy happiness, but I’m going to need some if I ever want to go to a therapist.
just-shower-thoughts:I wonder if earth is named something like “planet xx1025” by some other intelligent life, and they are contemplating the possibility that life may exist there.
just-shower-thoughts:Some of our grandparents lied about their age so they could go to the other side of the world and fight against Nazi’s. Today the most common reason to lie about age is to watch porn.
just-shower-thoughts: Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag.
just-shower-thoughts: Some poor kid in ‘Air Bud’ got cut from the team to make room for the dog
just-shower-thoughts: My childhood taught me that I should have certainly encountered quicksand at some point in my life by now.
just-shower-thoughts: Some memes are older than the kids browsing them
just-shower-thoughts: Alcohol may kill some people, but it likely creates even more.
just-shower-thoughts: The prehistoric men, the ones who discovered fire, who migrated across Earth, forming the civilizations and technology we have today, are invariably some of the most important historical figures, and we will never know their names.
just-shower-thoughts: Parents who kiss their kids on the lips have to decide at some point when it’s too weird
just-shower-thoughts: In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s said that cats have 9 lives. It’s also said that some cats will lay by someone that’s dying. Put 2 & 2 together, you got a cat waiting to catch a soul to add to their cache of lives.
Just some sleepy thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: For some reason your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them
just-shower-thoughts: We’ve been practicing going to sleep and waking up every day of our lives and some of us still haven’t gotten good at doing either
just-shower-thoughts: You have no idea how loud some actions are until you have to perform them with a person sleeping in the same room.
just-shower-thoughts: If a big car implies a smaller penis, and larger shoes imply a bigger penis, the clowns must have some massive cocks.
Just Some Depressive Thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: Alexa/Siri/Bixby etc should have a ‘polite’ setting where you always have to say Please and Thankyou to help teach kids and even some adults manners.
just-shower-thoughts: A few hundred years in the future, at some point high school English classes will spend time exploring memes of the 21st century.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD
just-shower-thoughts: There are some people in my life I wish I had hugged a little longer.
just-shower-thoughts: Some people can’t eat certain foods because it made them sick once, but no matter how many times alcohol makes them sick, they keep drinking it.
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes adults pretend to be more boring than they are so curious kids will leave them alone. Some men never figure out that women do this to them, too.
just-shower-thoughts: At some age, ‘sleep over’ suddenly becomes ‘crash at your place’.
just-shower-thoughts: At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it.
Just Some Filthy Thoughts
just-shower-thoughts:There will always be problems in this world due to the fact that some people act without thinking and others think without acting.
Just Some Suicidal Thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: If you swapped Frank Underwood and Michael Scott (but changed nothing else about “House of Cards” or “The Office”), it’d make for some of the best television ever.
just-shower-thoughts: Trojan Condoms is a terrible brand name. You’re associating your contraceptive with a bunch of soldiers who burst out of some wood and ruined everyone’s lives.
just-shower-thoughts: When a TV show gets cancelled before the main intrigues are resolved, they should publish a synopsis of what they were planning to do so we can get some closure.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the ‘Keep me signed in’ feature on most of the websites, I’ve forgotten some of my passwords.
just-shower-thoughts: Some people will avoid certain foods their entire life only because their parents cooked it the wrong way or in a way they didn’t like.
just-shower-thoughts: During the Thanos snap, some Dad probably went out to get cigarettes and never came back
just-shower-thoughts: At some point in your life, you’ve probably walked past someone with a butt plug in and didn’t know it.
just-shower-thoughts: At some point there is going to be a history teacher that will have to explain what a “meme” was.
just-shower-thoughts: “Hello” by Adele is going to be eerie when it comes on the radio after she dies some day.
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe some day we will have Google Sea, where you can explore the sea.
just-shower-thoughts: You are a few years-old machine, run by some millenia-old software, written in a billions-old code.
