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militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
mrcraabs: i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to
sabubu91: rideitslut: rural-mom: stonecoldstunning: men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
drdawg: me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit in the future*
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit!
thegestianpoet: dana-rama: thegestianpoet: “idiot males trying to make fun of girls using bath bombs by throwing random shit in their tubs” is the best meme because these assholes now have entire pizzas in their bathtubs to clean up. just
lsd137: absinthecorpse: Shit I just shot Marvin Why the fuck did you do that?!
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
ahemily:ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE
safe-behind-bars:older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
belleamari:Nia just fully acknowledges the camera like “Are you seeing this shit”
imreallybad: imreallybad: i wish men understood that when women are talking about feminism and rape culture and shit, it’s not just a political conversation. it’s not about being a “social justice warrior” or whatever. it’s about our actual
vulvapeople:whiskey-and-ink:I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient.
actualcupcakejenmorrison:flashinggreeneyes: I can’t stand assholes who make fun of her for her shocked face. She lets herself stay unaffected by the pageantry of the music business. She’s a human being. and just THINK about the amount of shit
psychotic-peace:I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head
mcdickmuffin: ghostgif2: HOLY SHIT I CANT BEELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME Beez nuts
zaynftmigos:hoodrichjay: i hate how some people go to art galleries and museums just to look cool on instagram and tumblr shit i ont really care about paintings by dead old white men im trynna get my followers up!!! its a business strategy!!!
cryztalgemz: the-goddamazon: angrybabysitter: this ponytail is everything Goddamn and the light caught that shit just right. She’s crowned in rosy auburn clouds. she looks like a powerful sky warlock
Before you throw a hissy fit about the dinosaurs in Jurassic World not being accurate because they dont have feathers or some shit, just remember:
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
enemy-stand: revengeance: Honestly anyone who talks shit about Vegeta is just too weak to understand.
I don’t understand the importance of all this classification of genders and the queer people i just really don’t. Why does it matter what exactly you’re called? Why do you have to have certain notation for a fucking symbol or meanings
yavileto: “..Just so you know.. I’m crazy about all of you, not just your face.” ~Sasaki to Miyano.
when you’re on the phone with someone, but they’re just rambling about shit you don’t care about.
youknowyouwantsit: medusa-seduce-ya: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: sparkling-lesbian: thahalfrican: blckgrlpaige: oh wow, pure excellence. they just shit on gravity They just said “fuck physics” and killed it 👏🏾🔥👏🏾 I can’t even
Today has been a fucked up mess in some ways and in others, just another ordinary day, which is a sad thing to realize. This will hopefully be posted just after midnight tonight because Tumblr is a very numbing and friendly experience such that I hit
myotherthoughtsblog:Read More something i wrote after work earlier today. i wound up not talking with my parents tonight. i just feel out of words. the dove was begging me to talk to them again tonight. i just don’t know what more i can say at
arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The human body is fascinating I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable)
imayboreyou: Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about
remyreaper: nerdylolita: that’s the face of someone who just shit themselves I love this because he thought giving her to a barbarian would break her and make her usable and compliant but it just turned her into his worst nightmare.
itsthighnoon: this dumb bitch antonio who really thought he could just shit talk gabriel reyes: there’s no point to all these theatrics i’ll just be broken out within the week :) gabriel reyes, who hasn’t slept in 48 hours and isn’t in the mood
optimysticals: lyrangalia: tflatte: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: mistomaxo: the juice is loose …what the shit did I just watch the really comprehensive befuckening of a house …ask a stupid question,
misandryad:coelasquid: tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system. #“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”
mrveils:mrveils:just checking blaze prices lmao okay That’s funny as shit
scooplery:scooplery:i miss painting so bad i don’t feel like myself when i don’t paint but god i just cannot make myself do it these daysi feel like i am not able to communicate properly when i’m not painting!!!!!!! i can’t just
xorestesfastingx: chae-min: “Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]” All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.“God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
dietcondoms: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? I HATE RABBITS I HATE RABBITS SO MUCH RABBITS ARE SCARY AS SHIT Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW
gemdervoid: u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the
toastoat: peachtimes: toastoat: peachtimes: toastoat: toastoat: LOOK AT THIS Tubbs came and didn’t even eat anything he’s just relaxing on the big pillow THERE HE IS AGAIN ! tubbs was just looking for a toy that could accommodate his mass,
bloominrose: elemental-nova: *grumpy old man voice* Anime bloopers these days are just people trying to make the dirtiest jokes possible and swearing a lot. What happened to the good old days, when VAs would just say “screw the script, I’m making
peachyfrostslave: lastdjnosaurs: tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it
warxant: flyerfemalecompanion: sparkling-lesbian: thahalfrican: blckgrlpaige: oh wow, pure excellence. they just shit on gravity They just said “fuck physics” and killed it 👏🏾🔥👏🏾 What the fuck is this sorcery.. dis dat bullshit
generationxhate: Tumblr deleted this photo and I have never been so mad at this website ever. I posted this a few months ago with a whole story included which meant the world to me and last week they just deleted it. Let me just say this: I do not want
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I
pubertaerephase: 200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am just kidding I don’t even have friends lol
ravour: xcassiekilla:religiousmom: School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines
cuteless: do you ever just tell your friends something really exciting and they’re like “ok” and you just wanna scream “SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY FOR ME”
seedy: “she’s just playing hard to get" have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
sixpenceee: Some girls are just so pretty and flawless. It’s not even their looks, it’s just their vibe. I dig it.
imperialimpala: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
funkelstaebchen: zccvx: if u want to kiss me, just kiss me don’t wait for me to kiss u bc it won’t happen bc im shy and ur cute Or better, just ask me, I’m too shy to ask you…