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I felt like shit. I didn’t know if I could go face my little brother out in the hotel pool after I just frigged myself off while thinking about him. Why was I such a pervert?
COMM - Chocolate puddingGet the uncensored version here I just have to note that I do not enjoy this fetish myself, but I don’t judge anyone who does
nitemareatmosphere: oberstcult: conor as a spectator at coachella.. with corina? dunno can’t recognize her. conor.whysoserious. so conor was just walking aroung? i’d shit myself if i saw him
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
WELL SHIT I JUST MADE MYSELF REALLY SAD
otakuapnsfw: i decided to make some fan art for @mcsweezy because i like the stuff that they make.also i originally planned to have generic character being tide up but i couldn’t come up with good colors that would look good so i just decided use
djairsurfer carbonoid carbonoid [[MO The new ep………..HOLY SHIT…like when ppl complained abt gem titties?? dude ppl will find anything to complain abt in this fandom is better to just post whatever u want and like block anyone who harasses
fridakahloblvd:hmmmm…..there isn’t a big enough fandom for “how do we relationship” DO I NEED TO START IT MYSELF
moondomash: Just watching this makes me want to shit myself with nervousness
*casually fucks everything up for everyone ever*
tfw dad gets diagnosed with diabetes which means i can’t enjoy gaining weight anymore and feel utterly shit about my body again… and my EDs are coming back to haunt me too x-x fuck my life tbfh… just wish i was dead
I just get so fatigued of needing to be, essentially, coached and babysat in order to get even partway through a task. Including shit that I legitimately want to do. It’s exhausting living a life spending exorbitant amounts of energy to have a pittance
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
deadlycrayons: happy topless tuesday.i just touched myself and look like shit edtion.
chokedbarbie:sooooo I just fucked myself rly hard on snapchat in both my shower & bed 🥰 holy shit lmao fancentro.com/choked_barbie
HOLY SHIT I JUST MADE MYSELF A +14 ELVEN BOW AAAA HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS SORCERY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK I DON’T EVEN———
ms-negi replied to your post:HOLY SHIT I JUST MADE MYSELF A +14 ELVEN BOW AAAA… what the fuck can i have?? jkjk enjoy it! LOLOL! No mine.I did make a +12 Chakram today with Fighting Spirit 7 & 5 as well. What’s up with my luck tonight?
Well... Shit.
tom-sits-like-a-whore: mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: dudeufugly: video via londonphile now also on youtube OMG IT’S LIKE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM TO NOT BE HUMBLE AND MODEST AND AN ALL OUT GENTLEMAN LIKE “SHIT I JUST CALLED MYSELF HANDSOME
wingsexual: guys hold onto your hats because i just had a fucking epiphany okay so the word ‘news’ jesus christ i’m shitting myself here the word ‘news’ is ‘new’ pluralised because it’s new things news
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
flightless-fox: forcinglaughterrr-fakingsmiles: grateful-dead: i was not expecting that holy shit i just pissed myself this is GOLD Peeing my pants Peeing
amburdoll: jaysun: multipleskarosis: cockroach-cafe: did-you-kno: Source wut. Brutal. does it make the roach rub lotion on it’s skin as well? OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. In all seriousness, fuck bugs. I almost just fucking shit myself.
gdi-eren: kurozu501: rivaille-fetish: I NEVER NOTICED HOW HIS FACE SOFTENS BEFORE HE CHANGES DIRECTION SHIT I just realized this is when he is hearing Titan Eren screaming and he knows that the squad wouldnt have let him change which means his slight
i mean i only have myself to blame bc i don’t wear my brace or do my exercises but fuck if i’m not gonna complain anyway bc holy shit does my knee hurt
farseer-kip: k-ameli: farseer-kip: imsoshive: So there’s another video. A worse video. Bruh How more vivid does an already clear execution need to be? I just saw it and it is even more disturbing. I’m not even gon put myself through that.
elyseeeeew: just-shower-thoughts: If you are a black driver in USA, you should immediately install a dash cam facing the interior of your car. Best advice I’ve heard all day You can cop on Amazon
tsunamiwavesurfing: rubiesfairy: accidentally paid for amazon prime I was just tryna scam them but nah I played the fuck outta myself Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must
melaninmedicine: fetsey: aryolsblog: I have come to the realization… I don’t trust men, myself included. Neither should you. We just don’t have the best track record This is true. At least you honest
aaliyah-apollonia: She just half naked frying peppers? I don’t understand the whole cookin naked thing myself…
matzolesbian:not that i really trusted men in the first place but in light of all of these victims coming forward i’m still finding myself shocked at some of the predators being revealed, like elie wiesel and neil degrasse tyson and i really just don’t
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
Book ReviewI just, in this moment, finished The Power by Naomi Alderman. I am equally speechless and full of questions, questions about my personal ideas around society and the patriarchy. Questions about how I carry myself in my own world, as well as
blkjuicyfreak: blkjuicyfreak: I just fucked myself with a 8in Dildo but I need a freaky ass big dick guy or bisexual girl to to cum help me out Dm me nasty shit ! Let me see titties and pussy in my inbox dick pics of you if you really hard 👅👅👅👅
meatgod: blkjuicyfreak: I just fucked myself with a 8in Dildo but I need a freaky ass big dick guy or bisexual girl to to cum help me out Dm me nasty shit ! Let me see titties and pussy in my inbox dick pics of you if you really hard 👅👅👅👅
Done.So done. Next opportunity I am buying myself plasticware and just surviving off TV dinners. fuck this. I am not a fucking maid service.
hacksign: not to be dramatic but if i was ever in a silent hill type situation i would just kill myself like i’m not about to be running around with my blood pressure up high as shit runnin the risk to be killed brutally by some nurse tutting with
vanitykillsx: Just feelin myself. ~~ I will never understand people who feel they are entitled to belittle other people online. The most shit I cop on Instagram is always from men telling me how I don’t fit their criteria of attractive. What’s their
sleezestiel: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and
gothscifi: I don’t like making myself seem tiny in the context of the universe bc I have shit to do and I’m going to die a legend fuck you
This Is All A Dream. That's What I'll Be Singing.
c-okenut: hawaize: HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG MY LIFe turtle bullying holy shit i just pissed myself
bongbong:likeadragonishin:THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THE TF2 SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL RING TO ANNOUNCE THE QUEEN DIED IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF IT HASNT EVEN BEEN AN HOUR SINCE SHE DIEDI was there
biiigwinged:tenobelisk:“..brother I just shit AND pissed myself.” Don’t ignore the perfectly synchronized “something’s on fire!”
letshearitforthisclown: eggcup: letshearitforthisclown: why does anyone play bass? just use the E string dumbass i play bass because the low notes make me shit myself because they create
sugarandmemories: Can’t believe I’m buying all the borderlands games just to get more Jack content. I hate myself
marissarella: I hate my body more than anything and I just want to light myself on fire
uhmeliamay: i just can’t stop myself from caring about you
bahookies: me, around midnight lonely emotional wreck says things i’ll regret the next morning pro tip @myself: just go to sleep bitch
eyorae: Just two more weeks to finish all my prints for AN oh my goooddd basically shitting myself right now
wetkushy: blkjuicyfreak: I just fucked myself with a 8in Dildo but I need a freaky ass big dick guy or bisexual girl to to cum help me out Dm me nasty shit ! Let me see titties and pussy in my inbox dick pics of you if you really hard 👅👅👅👅
Today is shit. I’m just going to marathon all things Studio Ghibli, and hide under blankets for the rest of the night until I feel better which is doubtful.
i seriously just found myself crying over this stupid prom shit. how i feel like ive been doing something wrong all these years throughout high school and thats why i dont have a boyfriend or a date. like its all my fault. idk maybe it is. maybe i really
Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about
