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I just wish to spend a peaceful life like a plant
steampunk-llama:i-am-corbin-dallas:esterexpositio: SHREK 2 (2004) I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand In the
justcatposts:We told her to stop eating the plants so now she just pretends. (Source)
tenaflyviper:kamen-apple: kamen-apple: where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes found it Where’s the bombWhere’s
sohorny-weaver:justnoodlefishthings:hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with “plant-based caffeine” like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plantLike seeing “non-GMO” salt……salt
ashismadeofstars:knowyournewmeme:i never jack off. i watch porn and just nod my head with my hands firmly planted on the desk. SHUTBUP SHUT UP HAHAHAHUSVEI
mail-order-superhero: MADE FOR MY BUDDY AGGRIT, WHO JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY AND DESERVES NICE THINGS! They planted the seed needed for me to draw McCree with some tum, ‘OL DAD BOD MCCREE.
postapocalypticflimflam: creaturesfromdreams: Groot Redux by cobaltplasma —-x—- More: | Plants | Random |CfD Amazon.com Store| That’s actually a tree riding another tree, holding on with just its roots.
the-gentleman-wizard: Sweet merciful tits. It won’t stop raining. It. Just. Won’t. Stop. Im sorry but i fucking love rain and it is soooooo fucking dry here would you mind diverting your rain up here please?!?! Id love it and the plants
birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH
you see a tiny sign planted in the ground. bending down to read, you just make out, in impossibly tiny script "a mundane clump of dirt; much beloved by god, like any other"
snorlaxatives: sometimes i just love sitting in the sun, feeling the rays warm up my body, absorbing the nutrients… i love being a plant
pussykraken: my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n
nerdgul: lavenderfables: Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not
ratliker1917: i think its pretty cool that the venus flytrap just so happens to look like a bunch of big hungry mouths even though that part of the plant’s body doesn’t actually function like a mouth and also lmao imagine being a bug and willingly
ratliker1917: Been informed that the reason the west no longer invests on nuclear power plants is that people realized they’re just a really fancy form of steam power and steampunk has long since been declared “cringe”.
balaclava-trismegistus:Not to sound like a fed plant but you guys have to admit that John McAfee would absolutely swear up and down that he wouldn’t kill himself and then just kill himself to fuck with everyone and cause a huge problem.
demenshah:steampunk-llama:i-am-corbin-dallas:esterexpositio: SHREK 2 (2004) I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
official-kircheis:sarcoleth:autistocracy:what do venus fly traps taste likeHere is my plant. Just tried itAt first it kinda tastes a bit like gorse flowers (in the pea family so very vaguely pea like- more like a general green planty taste I guess
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
wumblr:cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:amazoogle:justnoodlefishthings:hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with “plant-based caffeine” like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a
dizzolving:tiny-plant-daddy:New software update for foreskin users just launched Something something boyfriend something something 3am
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yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle
beeleaff: redlark: There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped Plant/Green
transparentkiwi: ~~ T R A N S P A R E N T ~~ plants Not my pic, just my edit Source
transparentkiwi: ~~ T R A N S P A R E N T ~~ plant Not my pic, just my edit Source
daily-joker: “I have bombs planted around the city, just like the one that killed Jim Gordon.All you need to know is, if I hit this detonator, Gotham is blown back to the Stone Age.”
slobberingapparitions:Saw @galactibun‘s pretty plant ladies and just had to do a quick thing of Aloe Vera for my warm up tonight!
beeshirt: cookingstims: By Foodydiy on Instagram i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror
japhers: @kianamaiart ’s fuse-your-fandom-faves-into-an-OC prompt happened on twt and I just ended up with a Tiberius Expybut then again with the number of plant-based weird-hair weird-glasses goatee old men on this list it was to be expectedto
MIT Just Created Living Plants That Glow Like A Lamp, And Could Grow Glowing Trees To Replace Streetlights
paper-backstab: infomercial: the Topsy Turvy Tomato tree! just place the tomato plant in the vertical grow bag, add regular soil, pour in the water, and w 5yo me:
casual-space-plant: technicangels: I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme
vulva-fett: cornbread21actual: take note i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’m a fucking cactus”
psychedelicatessenn: oh my god im going to plant a bush just so i can do this. and then play around in em and be a fucking fairy look at these giant as mushrooms look
birdmap: smallerthanthesockofaman: birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people
earthdad: me: whats up? some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me me:
taiikawaii: trilliansthoughts: This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting
wild-soulchiild: name-a-bee-after-me: odysseydawn: Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :) ohhhhh* 0* I have night flowers as well they’re a different type though, I just love watching them open. My
ipissedinyourmountaindew: Weed is natural. Mushrooms are natural. Opium’s natural. Crumbling an entire society through opium trade is natural. It’s just a plant. The planet sprouts forth lava. Destroy a society though opium trade and then dive into
thepegosaurus: Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
romangoddessvictoria: nephilimgirlbooks: yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then
conflictingheart: Life Finds A Way …Plants That Just Won’t Give Up
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: areyoutryingtodeduceme: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: bbcsherlockftw: #Always reblog #because Mark just comes out of fucking no where #and plants that kiss on Andrew’s cheek #because FUCK YOU #HE’S MARK GATISS #AND
O.OThe most anti social plant ever.“Did you just touch me?NOOOOOPE.”
surfer-rosa3: carlboygenius: Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems. END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking. YEP.
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
biguybri: callmesarah2016: cumlovinghubby: katyvanaimee: You gay bitch Fuck, just fuck! please please put a baby in me Please daddy!!! Oh yes give me your seed, plant it deep
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that
ravioligarchy: that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
