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“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
