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epicluna: I love passionate people that light that enters their eyes when they start talking about something they love the little arm gestures they make the massive smile that slips onto their face when they realise someone’s listening I just love
thewonderyearstrong: do you ever just realise that one of your friends male or female is like, really hot? but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way but in a ‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
iinezushi: relenita: dewdroplotus: randomcuteotaku: inuyoshie: dewdroplotus: What moment when you realized Ya Dun Goofed. Holy f**Kin DAWWW LMAO THE LOOK ON HIS FACE THO “…why am i naked…next to the moyashi??” “…what did I just do?!”
thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
yat0gami-kuroh: Sometimes I just wonder if those two aren’t long lost brothers, I swear.
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
thecodeismaggie: wibblywobblywatson: sunsight: thedetectiveandthewoman: I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in; “What is your average IQ?” “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?” “How well do you make tea?”
faun-songs: paveffer: ichigoflavor: Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay CAN WE JUST SAY THAT THE SNK FANDOM IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ALL THE FANDOMS ALREADY be careful about what you yell and pray to god the hannibal fandom isn’t going to be envious and
cassieisclose: I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
akashikuroko:Can we talk about how understanding Akashi is? Can we talk about how Kuroko didn’t even have to say anything and how Akashi just knows Kuroko would want them to settle it in the match instead, and opted to tend to his injuries rather than
Just finished watching Fifty Shades of Grey and omfg
storyofagayboy: animentality: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not
Omg my moms gonna be so pissed hahahahahah
i just want to get some peace of mind
OMG-BrunoMars
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
theuppitynegras: sexbooksandvacations: Black history month bruh this shit too real. you know how many people just show up to my auntie’s barbecues in the summer. don’t nobody people knowing these niggas from adam and they be at the spade’s table
mathsturbation: what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
megablaziken: jfc just tell me how many years you’ve been alive
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it
little-greysanatomy: if girls can refer to each other in a group as guys then shouldn’t it be just as common and acceptable for men to refer to themselves as ladies or are we not there yet
fr33kinmatt: if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat
juicyjacqulyn: epic-vines: Lil guy tried to meow! Vine by: Papa Falcon that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating
ruinedchildhood: “nah it works just don’t touch it”
celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a
jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
boobsandbooks: noonafeels: OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK. GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY
frankoceanfanclub: this gif is soo funny lmaooo like why they didnt just ask him to move like lmfaooooooo
iguanamouth: she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
kototyph: #god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car#but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK
shervinfoto: I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant
3425687980: h0odrich: heavy metal and reflective goes off but idk what she’s saying sometimes I just make up the words like ‘I be at the bridal shower on the guest list..catch me in the corner by my lonesome eating chex mix …tossing turnin 1am
ozgeburcaka: Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History this is perfect, just see the whole post.
mostgay: I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework. I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture
sydneysunbeam: in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
cornerof5thandvermouth: i aint snortin no fuckin beets just cos im a lil sad holy shit
kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
communistbakery: just received this very important message from paypal
vondell-swain: it’s always weird when you’re following several different people who are frustrated about people on tumblr arguing but you’re not actually following any of the people doing any of the arguing so you just see a bunch of people who
richwhitelesbian: why the fuck would you pay extra for high fiber stuff just eat your damn clothes they’re made of like a million fibers you dumb ass idiot fucker
problackgirl:contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this momentme: nobody asked you to do that though
quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby?
godotal:omgbuglen: How to use sand to freak people out Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
swaguanine: pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplashI think big get cash make em blink fastnow look at what you just saw, this is what you live for I’m a motherfucking monster! moschi-no-yes
whitegirlsaintshit: HOW IS THIS JUST 6 SECONDS
allison-victoria-argent: iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E
It doesn’t even need a caption, it’s just so universal 😂
mothcub:Imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
scootersenshi:Street taco vendor: Hola Mija how many?Me: Just fuck me up moschi-no-yes
rufflet:Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”Me:
vinebox: “Dude I just want a beer”
wayneradiotv: this man just posted a picture of himself in his review for a watch on amazon. the watch is nowhere to be seen
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
yawpkatsi: IM JUST TRYING TO PUT MY MAKE UP ON HE WONT STOP SCREAMING
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