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just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she will be litterally growing a pair
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides and dies in the ocean is technically killed by the moon.
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world where people actively seek someone with zero experience as if that would somehow make them more qualified for the task.
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days in my life that I have forgotten completely and will never recall and I’m not completely sure I’m ok with that.
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer for your baby.
just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation away from the question “Do you smoke?” being generally interpreted as marijuana rather than tobacco.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely die having seen more unique naked women and men than my entire line of ancestors.
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
just-shower-thoughts: Eminem should make a line of sunglasses and call them Slim Shadys
just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
just-shower-thoughts: By having sex, you are continuing your family’s oldest tradition.
no: sportsgoth: benzodiazeplease:nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact same moment on earth, and still have different birthdays.
just-shower-thoughts: Female cockroaches should be called cuntroaches
just-shower-thoughts: In the past, the poor were skinny and the rich were fat. Now it’s the other way around.
just-shower-thoughts: I bet Chick-fil-A is open on Sunday in heaven.
just-shower-thoughts: If other people didn’t tell you how old you are, you wouldn’t know.
just-shower-thoughts: Charlie the tuna is disturbing. He’s selling you tuna and he’s a tuna.
no:witchstock: IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS LMFAOOO FUCK ?
just-shower-thoughts: Fake pockets in women’s pants should be called mockets.
just-shower-thoughts: Premature babies are really the same age as their full-term counterparts, but on paper they’re technically older.
no: stevenuniversefanclub: lmaoooooooo LMAOOOO STOP
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
just-shower-thoughts: Companies like Coke and Visa will immediately cut ties with celebrities who cheat on their wives or say something hateful, but they’re hesitant when it comes to not sponsoring slave labor conditions in Qatar ahead of the World
just-shower-thoughts: Back in the 20th century, people thought of the future as a Jetson-like, happy future. Nowadays, many people imagine the future as a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just-shower-thoughts:Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game
just-shower-thoughts: “Never Heard of Them” would make a great name for an indie rock band
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years google maps will have a street view feature called “retro” that will show what towns looked like in 2015
just-shower-thoughts: Because I’m dating the identical twin of one of my coworkers, I can’t tell my friends at work how hot my date is without sexually harassing a colleague by extension.
