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clutch2013: uselessgirlrage: When I was a tween, I read an erotic novel that included a torture scene with snakes. Milk was poured into the woman’s vagina, and the snake crawled in after it. (Yes, snakes liking milk is a myth — just roll with me
itsallgoodtogo: “Do we have to do it in the grass, son? Can’t we just get a motel like we usually do? I’m afraid of snakes.” C’mon mom, it’ll be fun doing it outdoors, and besides, the only snake around here is the one in my pants.
invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know
indevan said: i just whispered “saaaaaaaame” out loud in a snake voice I actually forgot how much I shipped certain ships until I went through some of my older likes from when Thor 2 came out. I was like “why didn’t I do anything
crowleyfucks: since one of snakes only natural predators are large birds I’m saying crowley likes ducks bc theyre JUST big enough birds to make him feel brave for being around them but still manageable enough that he’s not like
invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know Wait what the hell is a dough
snake-farm: nevver: Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979) I’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and I just do not get it.
wordsmatty: I’m really liking my latest nudes, I just want to share them with everyone xD Hope you like! get-on-the-snake.tumblr.com What a well taken shot! Thank you so much for sharing this with us! well hey
hetawholockvengerstuck: invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know I feel
lullabyknell: Hot damn, I just thought of something really cool. So, like, I headcanon that Harry kept Parseltongue after he lost the horcrux, because it’s just really fun to imagine stuff like Harry talking to Albus Severus’ pet snake or finding
aaronthesnob: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: InklingI hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.Update:Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like
condensedbloodmilk: pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY SNROM
zebablah: is this snake fucking serious like was that actually fucking necessary
mephisto073: invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know that duck looks
zooophagous: Just about everything about this is bad news.Snakes don’t need “friends.” Snakes like ball pythons are solitary and don’t even associate with their own kind outside of breeding. It doesn’t want to be friends with a mousey. The
fozmeadows: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. I fixed it.
whatkindofanameistheresisty: mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America
konkeydongcountry: magicalgirlmindcrank: Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle just please think once before you speak please
mulletlove:bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
dinosaurs-tho: greyjedibenorgana: ping-and-mulan: i love how moses literally turned a stick into a living breathing snake and ramses is just like #this is how you know they were brothers (via gaymergirls) @kabuki-akuma
hetawholockvengerstuck: invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know I
theblairwitchboy: 4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows
chamberofweasleys-blog: HARRY POTTER ALPHABET ϟ → P of Polyjuice Potion“It tasted like overcooked cabbage. Immediately, his insides started writhing as though he’d just swallowed live snakes - doubled up, he wondered whether he was going to
portentouscatastrophe: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. me
ohnoraptors: キャラホビ2013に行ってきたPart2(ボークス編) I can’t look at anything from Starless without thinking “poop snake…why?”
cuddly-dom:I love the idea of my partner feeling so safe and comfy with me that I could just play with their body whenever I want and they’ll just let me and enjoy themselves. Like we can be spooning watching a movie and I decide to snake my hand
laughi-sapphi: sapphire can smell she just has to stick her tongue out like a snake
ping-and-mulan: i love how moses literally turned a stick into a living breathing snake and ramses is just like