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calamitys-child:Plays and short fiction are about reading the single most fucked up thing you’ve ever encountered in 45 minutes or less and then going back to work like you didn’t just meet both faces of god and satan on your lunch break
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
pieandhotdogs: Quick reminder that Hera is the Goddess of Marriage. This includes all aspects marriage not just a certain kind. you want marriage equality? Hera does too are you single and like it that way? BOOM so does Hera she protects child-brides
slangwang: i feel like with homestuck there is no pairing that i do not ship simply because every single character in homestuck is literally my child and i just want them all to love one another and be happy does anyone else feel this way or
kingjaffejoffer: The first child strolled in the room with swag like he’d just hit a game winning 3-pointer
bowlegsandangels: killercest: cameronjohngodfrey: azazels-child: why is sexuality such a big thing like just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent why is it such a huge thing You should run for office. if i ran for office i would
i-still-dont-like-your-face: jonnypatrick: kissedmequiteinsane: tennantstype40: And then the soul of every child watching withered and died. if this wasn’t the worst moment of your childhood then we can no longer associate with each other Just
crayonster: timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
After giggling like a little child, swooping into the park at the nail shop, I replied, “It was outstanding. It was passionate, then rough, then nasty…just mmm.” “Daaamn, okay. I ain’t never heard a bitch use the word outstanding to describe
ishipitlikeups: scapegoatie: I just read that the author of Peter Pan based it on his brother Peter, who died as a child. The character is a boy who lives in a fantasy world, without his family, and never grows up. This is like the emotional equivalent
crayonster:timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
istillcantthinkofsomething:Make me feel like a dumb little child and belittle me sweetly. Ask me difficult questions and when I don’t know the aswer tell me I’m just a dumb baby of course I wouldn’t know it. Follow up with questions
official-lucifers-child: thelostzelda: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain? a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out max garcia here
zombie-baby: dreamingcities: acidic-child: meditategravitate: i didn’t know there were 400k vegans on this site? VEGAN AND PROUD I ain’t even vegan but animals can’t be treated like they’re just things. I don’t need to be vegan to be
charlubby: so i work at lush and the most famous person i’ve served so far is adele. one day i’m just standing there moving some bubble bars and pretending to look busy when suddenly this lady comes in with her child. i think “she looks like adele
sunnyxdraco: So when I read the cursed child, I literally hated Rose like the second she started talking because she was super fucking rude and annoying, and I just want to say that I’m really disappointed with how they made her character because it
Anybody else feel like JK Rowling just watched a marathon of the Very Potter Musicals while drinking and then went and wrote the Cursed Child script?
hunkules: hunkules: just a few minutes left of being a child/youth/whatever you wanna call it and I’m still feelin pretty hooligan-y you feel like no way I’m about to be an adult OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S 12:00 I’M AN ADULT
incestuous-creampie: Every day after track practice, my sister is waiting for me like this on our parents bed. We just think it’s so hot to conceive a child where we were conceived.
If I could just get pregnant with Evan Peter's love child that would be great but like after college so I can pay for my own stuff.
strangeasanjles: eatyourpaisley: donnapirana: This is definitely my new favorite gif oh my god andre is so cute he looks like a delighted little child Best season, hands fucking down. I don’t even remember one garment, just Andre’s zaniness and
thegoddamazon: rashkah: calleo: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you f***ing are young lady stop
uncle-tomfoolery: Why do white people get so butthurt? Damn. Child…why does it seem like the massive surge of whites becoming discontent to just oppress and now finding the need to (erroneously) claim themselves oppressed is rather recent?? Lmao
flylikeabowtie: lower-class-brat: The people freaking out about this are ridiculous. LIKE I’M PRETTY SURE IF THERE’S ONE PERSON ON THE GODDAMN PLANET YOU CAN TRUST WITH A CHILD ON A SKATEBOARD, IT’S FUCKING TONY HAWK JESUS. IT’S ALSO JUST ADORABLE
timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch
lexxynichelle: whiteboyvevo: stylessstagram7: Where’s the chill 😵😵😂😂😂😂😂 this isn’t funny like this is just equating natural hair and drug use with a small child how fucked up do yall get This is fucking disgusting. For one
messiahelon: hersheywrites: aihtnycevol: skyetownsend: I just spit out my food. 😕 I hollered! why this child look like me foreal 😂😰
notjustanoxymoron: consultingsuperhusbands: I am crying violently. God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
theyellowbrickroad: do you ever desperately want one specific persons attention and want them to admire you and shower you in compliments and then just feel like a needy child
nintendogamegirl: I JUST HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO ASK FOR AT THIS POINT LIKE WHAT MORE DOES BEYONCÉ WANT FROM ME SHE DID HER ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY SHE REUNITED DESTINYS CHILD SHE BROUGHT SOLANGE OUT WHAT ELSE IS THERE
melongorl: age of consent is not a good argument to justify predatory behavior towards young people like! just because its legal doesnt mean what you are doing is right. when you are an adult literally plotting on a child waiting for them to hit the
mexicanthighs: ibadbitch: 05-fubu: sweet-almond-oil: flacomexicano: get u a freak like this Yes OMG This is how it should be tbh. I love plies but my stretchmarks aren’t from having a child. I’m just fat.
“Ever since Dan, Rupert, and I got the part, there’s always been this thing hanging over us, which is the, “Oh my God, they’re child stars, they’re doomed.” I feel like people are just waiting for me to screw up.” “I can’t really imagine
gothamsglam:Peter, at 4am: did anyone else cover the solar panels on those old calculators and watch the numbers fade like it was dying, or was that just me? Tony: Anddddddd now it’s time for bed, demon child
turrkoise: lifegags:turrkoise:funny-ftw:Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm [video]Can someone please add like goggly eyes to the rainbow tunnel pleaseturrkoise as you wish YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY FUCKING DAY!!
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
people when you get bored after you’ve put your child to sleep, dont go outside and ride their Power Wheels Jeep down the stairs like a dumbass lls. Go make love, cuddle up and watch a movie; just something besides this sheeee'sh lls
Smdh this is some sad ish foreal. I feel sorry for that lil girl. She had to experience that and experience her mom act like that smh. Some females just gotta let things go and not let anybody get to them especially when they have their child around.
mala–mujer: I get so fucking tired of people telling me what to do or what I should do. I feel like a fucking child; I know it’s because people care for me and don’t want me to mess up my life but wtf I just wanna be left in peace, maybe then