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Time for mommy to post some weapon porn. Because that’s what it is kids. Want a teaser?I’ll just shove a few more under the cut.
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
biancohills: video games can be so fucking powerful and meaningful and motivating and thought provoking and its really sad that a lot of people will dismiss them and miss out on that message just because its from a medium thats unfamiliar to them see
knock-knock-its-knuckles: artemispanthar: I saw someone refer to Felidae as a dark and/or inappropriate children’s movie and…it’s not a children’s movie. It’s not meant to be a children’s movie. Just because a movie is animated does not
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
“Band-Aid brand bandages! Perfect for stocking stuffers!”Ah yes, just what every kid wants, something they need to be injured to use. Thanks Santa!
I think Carnelian would be a good name for, like, a warrior Gem. Like a general or some other commander-type or a vanguard. Just based on how the name sounds, it just sounds like the name of a military leader to me. Maybe because carn- as in flesh which
someone just posted a message on an old RPG egroup I moderated when I was a kid (I joined it in 2002) that hasn’t had a non-spam message in over 10 years (and no messages at all in 5 years). If I had any interest in RPing these days I’d reply to them,
thedivascartoonist replied to your photo: wow, this looks INVITING!!!! I just spent like 15… I’M GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU (just kidding, but yeah cool sheets.) OH NO YOUR NOT :D
rumminov: amperehope: just kidding this is the best update god yes i was just about to make a post like this but you did it for me thank you
ludgatess: jus-a-dash: Yaovi Mawuli, a high schooler from North Carolina, noticed that a fellow classmate of his had sneakers that were very worn down when other kids in the class made fun of them. In the spirit of the season, Yaovi laced his classmate
: You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!
tflatte: sterek-shipper: spazzifyouwantto: thisstoryuntold: LOL brilliant he straight up just WALKED through that shit this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life. best play ever. “hey guys, whats going o- JUST KIDDING,
eljackinton: How I talk about football. Nah, just kidding, I just admit I don’t like it because it’s fucking boring.
yes hello it’s once again 3am and i am, what the kids nowadays call it: thirsty i’ve just been laying here for the past ten minutes thinking about alpha!iwa and omega!oik like pls suffer with me ands imagine oik a few months into his pregnancy and
yolandatheredpanda: bubblegumbottom: thesylverlining: denimcatfish: arkhane: disney parade by ~joel27 Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips. Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids and mulan is just
elderdi0medes: ”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.” So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well.
Kinda hard writing this, but this is the only way to get it off my head. This little boy right here is my cousin.He is just another normal kid. He loves video games and is very energetic. He is also smart and is in a GATE program. He loves to play
aleebow: Kinda hard writing this, but this is the only way to get it off my head. This little boy right here is my cousin.He is just another normal kid. He loves video games and is very energetic. He is also smart and is in a GATE program. He
aleebow: aleebow: Kinda hard writing this, but this is the only way to get it off my head. This little boy right here is my cousin.He is just another normal kid. He loves video games and is very energetic. He is also smart and is in a GATE program.
sunshineinmyveins:dynastylnoire: jungleminx: salon: Just as European sex ed programs are looking to urge more births to combat falling fertility rates, the U.S. might be seeing similar trends in its own birth rate. Not just yet, though. But, according
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
everydayfixxx: suzyycarmichaelll:A lot of folks on here pretend to be a freak for the notes and attention. It’s ok if you just wanna fuck in the missionary position and roll over and go to bed. Don’t allow folks on this site to shame you. 😁
shes-a-rebel-and-shes-dangerous: I totally didn’t go out today and get a tattoo just like Billie Joe’s. What are you talking about? Just kidding I totally did. Now I match him :3 This was legit the first tattoo I wanted when I was around 14 and I
8bit-ghost replied to your post: 8bit-ghost replied to your post: lilpuppysdoghouse… lol I dont want a pic of your feel just trying to make you feel better. i know I was just kidding on that
mistersheriffdragon replied to your photoset: Who wanna see this man’s wife I bet it’s just a… hey his wife is nice >:V I know, I was just kidding
korrainasamisjacket: korrainasamisjacket: Just fuck me UP I was just kidding. STOP.
ragingbitchfest: stuckinabucket: Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can! Just kidding, guys. These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants. I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the
brootal-emocore: bloodyoathmate: those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it “WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG”
mariocarey: i just saw an Asian woman saying to her kid at target “I am mommy. without me you are nothing”
hipstaa-pleazz: heavyxhand: xviolenceagainstviolencex: peanuhbutta: pleatedjeans: So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This
pokemown: thebatglare: tumblingondown: Fucking kids. why the fuck was she holding the bowl like that in the first place? what about the girl next to her she just threw the popcorn on herself
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
babeimgonnaleaveu: “If I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me,
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
angsty-crumpet-pete: tbh i dont want to get married or have kids i just wanna live alone in the woods and write and paint a lot
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true
theroyalplus: katsyxo: The fact that so many people had no issues with their kids watching legend of korra until this happened speaks volumes to just how fucked up our society really is. Yes. Yes it does.
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
rihannafenty: When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought ‘Lord’ was super rad, but really masculine—ever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an ‘e’
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated tone apparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in
badmotorfinger:I’M JUST LAUGHIGN BECAUSE HIS FUCKING KID LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF OMFG baby chris: dad u fucker wont let me on theboard wtf chris: shut up lil bitch
babymarxist:this guy i used to be friends with as a kid friended me on facebook today and he’s just as cool as i remember
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
jaydogon525:Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows
taco-bell-rey: I just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and I’m dying
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
scundered:some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
rootbeersweetheart: “Having fat characters will make kids unhealthy.” So we’re just going to ignore how multiple case studies have shown that seeing nothing but thin characters can damage a child’s body image or is that not important enough?
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kid I’m pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
