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jerkidiot: yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…
magnifysuccess:sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back
illegalaustralien: Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose? Me:
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
fuckyeahiwanttobelieve:Taken by Billy Meier on March 8, 1975. One of the first UFO photographs to undergo an optical computer analysis. An independent lab confirmed the photograph had not been altered and was considered genuine.
actionables: I had a dream that my mom was in the illuminati and they renamed themselves into illuminaughty and when I asked her if I could join she told me they weren’t accepting anyone under 5'5 but I distinctly remember I saw Ariana Grande on one
sasscameron: in college i became very good friends with a fifty year old black lady who would whisper messed up shit to me in class to get me in trouble for laughing. my favorite was this one time we had to pitch a treatment we wrote together to the
anomalyaday: I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this
theotheristhedoctor: excitablelucas: itssexualhour: so it was my best friend’s 16th birthday and we had this really intense sexual tension since i kissed him by accident this one time and we were with all our other friends so he took me into another
zooeyclairedeschanel: if i had 2 choose a pic to look at for the rest of my life it would be htis one i think
Also, I had quite a healthy breakfast today. A few pineapple slices, an orange, and a small handful of almonds. I am debating about showering now, or later after the day’s done. I am resolved to go through all the shit we have to toss out anything
iwanttobeafirefly: surprisebitch: dutchster: imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk #Me #LongIslandIceTea Mmmmmmmm I have had this idea for years now! Cum pills, just pop one in before sexy time and it changed the flavour of a guys cum
marina668: beckymarie-24: this-is-fantasy-only: chantalsissy069:leonagirlygirl:parttime-gurl-in-406: You’d better believe I’d take it! Yes Take 2 just in case 🌈🧚♀️♀️🏳️🌈 SEND IT TO ME NOW! I know I had one last
savagepumpkin: I’m going to get in trouble for creating this one, but I just had to do it I have those fucking days! -fms
wickedcloth: Have you ever had one of those moments when you just can’t think of an appropriate insult? Lucky for you, we’ve got the perfect solution!
mikederp: I had one of those nights where a trip go Alki was needed last night. Maybe it’s cause I’m a city kid at heart, but there’s something about looking over a city skyline in the middle of the night that’s just so relaxing and calming.
giveittothebirdsandbees:jamaalwalter31:sexydaddy91:Beat to her so many time full video 6:00 Look at dat ass!!!I just had to repost this one!!! 👅
theprettylittlezombies: I’m fairly certain I’ve posted this one already, but I’m posting it again because I just had prints of it made. “A Candle Darker” AKA I LOVE SKULLS AND LILIES SO MUCH, Y’ALL.
amateur-porn-filmer: I just had to show you guys this one………WOOF !!!
amateur-porn-filmer: Someone sent this one to me. i just had to share it
diduudi: cartergamegeekafterdark: gamingfurry: mrrrr… I just had to reblog some animated furry porn before i go to bed. The middle one. Murrrrr
librariang: I just had to do this one again and make it easier to read. God I love this scene.
cokfena: : I wish I had one of me being eaten out-this is me i’ve just checked your page and i’d do anything to eat you out. unfortunately you don’t have an ask box. thanks for submitting. Damn. Could eat that honey for hours.
darthseitan: Lazy day off. Probably just going to do my morning yoga in my underwear because no ones home. *heavy wheezing*
intensional:i just found this jar that i started at the beginning of 2014 and i had one thing written in it
grfgor: Finally have enough selfies to do this!! No one tagged me but here are my 6! Im starting to appreciate myself more and after i saw inhumanoid do his I just had too 😍 I tag bottleparadise, tag-redfield, youngaydult, buffbear07 and kodiak-exe
lemonsharks: classicstarlite: actualmodel: One of my neighbours slipped this under my door while I was practising, I thought they were going to make a noise complaint but they just had a request. I played it with my windows open and I heard really
tangletots: i ended up stopping on this one shot of team rocket while watching pokemon and just had to do this
My Owner had been tinkering with some gadget for some time now. Sending me to fetch him a tiny screwdriver, a new power source, a bit of copper wire. I would obediently bring him each item requested and sit quietly by his work bench while he built.
crayonchewer: “No one can ignore the Universe.”Just had to draw that rad rockstar dad~ ★
powersimon: Star wars day was a bit too busy over here, but I just had to sneak in some fan art of that ominous looking imperial dude from the Rogue One trailer :O
enitari: nineagle: they-had-one-job: I’m just gonna leave these here bitches love gifs most of mine arent working? I CAN’TSTOPLAUGHING XDDDD this is the most amazing post ever made
pome-garnet: I have returned I swore off of Episodes edits after the account was deactivated when i was on it, but given it’s come back stronger and better than ever i just had to do another one also i found this funny: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part
thekingofholmeschapel: smileharry: wow harry, you just had to go and one-up your sister, didn’t you? “Who is the favorite child now?” Harry chants as he hits enter. “Harry is the favorite child.” He whispers gleefully in reply to himself.
thepureskin: wasted—kitten: Just had a bath ;) i’d love to receive a submission from this girl and i-hate-the-beach one day!
stateslave:It had been just a one night stand and I’d loved every moment of it. The morning after, the man was about to leave. I got up on the bed to help him but then he said something. Something that made my brain feel heavy and sluggish. My head
amalasdraws: amalasdraws:Happy late Birthday @keypyon Hey heyI just had to post this one to Instagram, even though I don’t want to and never posted there or to my twitter, because it’s an old pic and I am not happy with the bg and coloring!But people
holymotherofrowling-deactivated: There was one time when I was in my dance class and we were like two-and-a-quarter hours in and I just had 45 minutes left, and I was like, ‘Ugh, okay, how am I going to get through the last 45 minutes of this lesson?’
sexyposipunks: Had a photoshoot for a friend of a friend, don’t really love the outcome and have nothing to do with a bunch of nudes but I guess I might aswell just submit one here so that it would’ve not been a total waste of time, hah.
rainbowthinker: dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
221bitssmallerontheoutside: theirregularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND
raptorific: The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all
I just had the weirdest dream. You know when you’re supposed to wake up but you hit snooze and it’s now 2 hours later? Well in my dream I was driving home from my parents house. And the highway turned into a one lane road where kids were
momsonincestblog: Me? I knew that what I had was special, and very unusual. But for mom, it was just another one of her obligations as a loving and supportive mother.
tyleroakley: spacemen-and-laserguns: MY GOD. THIS SONG HAD BEEN COVERED BY ED SHEERAN. JOHNNY CASH, JACK WHITE AND LIKE EVERYBODY BUT NO ONE DOES IT LIKE THIS KID WITH AN IPHONE. YOU NEED THIS. MY. GOD. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A RECORD DEAL.
Me: I really, really really want Chipotle. That’s the one thing I missed in Italy and that I haven’t had in monthsDad: Oh, so you want a burrito. We have burrito things. You can have a burrito here. I don’t want to bring you to Chipotle
adr0itness: lisalinguica: toopunktofuck: mal0cchi0: thinksquad: In Gretna, Florida, Juanita Donald called the police to come assist her and get her 24 year old son to take his medication, as she had done in the past. On Tuesday morning, around 9:30
Worst mood swings ever. It doesn’t help that I’m not talking to my best friend, I wonder when we’ll talk again every day, and I missed my train by by minute today and had to take one an hour later because someone at my job didn’t
Lol. “I had sex give me attention”
swordmaiden: Just had some quality time with my good friend Mrs.Egg. I was gifted 6 of these Tenga Eggs as you might have seen it my earlier gift thread, and they are really as good as I remember. They are sold as a one time use, but you can easily turn
darkbookworm13:ladyhacksaway:musingsofafilmenthusiast: mallotovcocktail: avengah: #you had one job quill it was unscripted this is legitimately just Chris Pratt being clumsy and staying in character. is anything chris pratt does on screen actually
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: OH MY GOD I JUST HAD A SUDDEN REVELATION SPN is ten seasons, right? and we all basically sold our souls in season one to this show IT ENDS AFTER TEN YEARS BECAUSE THAT’S WHEN THE CONTRACT ENDS
thegestianpoet: #tumblr what are you doing to my ovaries this morning SERIOUSLY. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO SEE THIS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING UNLESS THEY JUST HAD SEX WITH IT. NOT EVEN FAIR.
ladyhacksaway: musingsofafilmenthusiast: mallotovcocktail: avengah: #you had one job quill it was unscripted this is legitimately just Chris Pratt being clumsy and staying in character. is anything chris pratt does on screen actually scripted bc
cafai: kayelljay94:One in five. That’s how many anorexia sufferers die.20%.My friend just had someone in her family diagnosed with cancer. He has an 84% survival rate. You are more likely to survive cancer than you are to survive anorexia.That
Ever get one of those dreams that just fucks you up real bad?
eagersissy4747: She just can’t keep things out of her ASS. She’s always putting something init! But who am I to judge? If I had one, I’d be the same way… crammed full all the time.
