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Just back from your honeymoon, your wife went to get a condom from her handbag when her boss told her, “now that you are married, I don’t think we need to use condoms.” Your wife couldn’t be happier.
corporatefuckofficer: I enjoy fucking a married woman if her husband has no idea. There is just something about the power of seduction. That first fuck, after they decide to go through with it, and they get released from their dismal un-sexual married
Just an idea. So… what if Satsu and Delten had met before the whole Lighthalzen ordeal? Gotten married, all that jazz. And then she gets sent to snoop around because the rogue guild gets curious about the shit that happens in Lighthalzen. This
unfaithfulmrb:“We can’t keep doing this anymore. I’m married, you’re married, you’re my boss, it’s just not right! And my husband is starting to get suspicious… He says I taste different when he kisses me after
fairlyloccal: the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as
ed-edward-blackbeard:rouxelf:Wait, I just realized- If Ed and Stede want to get married, since they’re both captains, they’d have to have the first mate officiate… it’d be up to fucking Izzy Handsor Buttons. because that’s a ceremony I’d
peachofcake: if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
devisions: makemeoolala: How can I ever sleep again knowing that Tom Daley likes penis. by knowing that HE IS GAY JUST LIKE ME WHICH MEANS THERE’S A HUGE (small) CHANCE THAT WE’LL GET MARRIED IN THE FUTURE AND HAVE FAB KIDS
penguinarecute: Today it is legal for Tux and Fipper to get married in any state in the US and I’m just really excited about that
can see myself getting married here, taking a honeymoon here or just taking a random trip here
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this
mgherian: We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”
thetreehouseinmyhead: obviously-a-mermaid: babies are being born today its someones birthday today it’s the best day of someones life today someone just had their first kiss someone is getting married today today is beautiful and if you don’t think
sonofnjobu: alwaysbewoke: 6 Rom-Coms With Plus Size Stars That Prove Rebel Wilson Wrong 1) Beauty Shop 2) Phat Girlz 3) B.A.P.S. 4) Just Wright 5) Last Holiday 6) Why Did I Get Married? Rebel proceed to block a bunch of people
laundrymen: mgherian: We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of
chocolate-socrates: theneedtofly: Couples get married, then by the first few months, they are already expecting. Like what…….what ever happened to just enjoying each others company? Fuck that, my husband will still have to wait years for any offspring.
becomingful: sometimes i just sit and think about how, at this very moment, someone is getting married, celebrating a birthday, kissing the love of their life, watching their favorite movie under a stack of warm blankets, laughing with their best friend,
geogra-fi: cabinporn: Remote wilderness casita in Chama Wilderness, Northern New Mexico. Available for rent. Contributed by Chelsea Tyler. let’s get married and honeymoon here ?? or just stay in new mexico forever
yasharose:I just wanna get married and travel a lot with the love of my life
fashionjunki: msdeonb: younggiftedblaq: husssel: important moment in thot history… I have always wanted to do this at my wedding if I ever get married because that is my chance to just be outrageous af and go unchecked & I want everyone to leave
tester1001me: I pounded her…fucking pounded her with my big cock…just like she begged me to do. Then sent her home with two fresh loads. Back to her fiancé. They are getting married in another month.
unordinary-girl:i wish people stopped caring so much about appearance and more about personality because when you get married you’re not going to want to be with someone who makes you miserable everyday just because they’re “hot” personality is
incorrectmidc: Albert: I think the princess is only marrying King Byron because of Stein’s military power. Nico: And the sex. Don’t forget the sex. Albert: W-What?! Princess: And because of his beautiful face, too. Byron: That’s what they all
coconutshrimpcurry:It’s impossible to get my head around this. Deah and Yusor just got married in December. Today was their funeral. They have been laid to rest together, along with sister Razan.What must their families be going through? Happiest days
boredsociopath: The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened.
rebeccasugar: For CN’s Stop Bullying, I designed a month long course about self expression! This is the week you get everything out of your system! Draw, or write, or sing, or dance your guts out. This is not about skill, just raw guts! Suggestion-
minfotibaken: chubbyfurry6: jinglefish: arcanaofthestars: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: superseding-the-binary: star-bellied-sneetch-meow123: prosher: #omg i only glanced at this and i thought it was a raptor getting married #I’ve stared
writersloth: jakeperalta: i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what Mutual
winter-cakes:i just want them to get married……………………….
sherlocksmyth: hotbabysitter: My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him! That’s it. That’s the play.
beyoncebeytwice: beyoncebeytwice: i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made
fairlyloccal:The best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and I’m just like? Will I get a wife? Maybe! will I get a husband? Just as
kathplanet:i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if
alan-ashbys-hair: peachofcake: if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something “You may now high five the bride”
sherlocksmyth:hotbabysitter: My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him! That’s it. That’s the play.
matriarchofmadness: when i get married our first dance will be to the twenty one pilots cover of can’t help falling in love with you because it’s beautiful and at the same time just emo enough to keep up my rep
evolutional: sexpitch: perf WHY DON’T THEY FUCKING GET MARRIED THEY’RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS JUST IN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS THEY’RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER OH MY GOD
Weblena Week Day 12: Diary!Or in which Webby accidentally gives Lena her Diary to read instead of her research journal and Lena reads Webby’s ideas for what their last names will be when they get married(Also just gonna type out the comics words because
jen-iii: Weblena Week Day 12: Diary! Or in which Webby accidentally gives Lena her Diary to read instead of her research journal and Lena reads Webby’s ideas for what their last names will be when they get married (Also just gonna type out the comics
closetcaselesbian: kiddoraphael: sextpost: tyeshawbu: niallut: Beautiful Can I have their dresses? awww! perfect <3 gay couples should be able to get married :) just bringing this perfect picture back
the-ass-of-legolas: guys France just legalized gay marriage and any foreigner can get married in France too, even if their own country does not permit it you go, France
hisacredthots: wulfriciceberg: Helga’s thirst was so fucking real. I love how helga’s fantasy wasn’t just “get arnold” it was “Be wildly succesful and have immense amounts of power and oh also be married to arnold” Great point
kushandwizdom: coconutshrimpcurry: It’s impossible to get my head around this. Deah and Yusor just got married in December. Today was their funeral. They have been laid to rest together, along with sister Razan.What must their families be going through?
femboy4lez:“That’s right boy, as your bride’s Maid of Honor, not only do I have the honor of consummating the marriage, I also get custody of your chastity device key…”
Don’t be silly, once you say “I Do” you’ll never be unlocked again.I have my girlfriends for my orgasms.And you don’t get any.
Where did you get that disgusting idea?I’m keeping your penis locked up forever.In a loving marriage only the wife has orgasms.
madturbating: “im not homophobic i just dont think gays should get married”
vanquishedvaliant: selkee: *two girls kiss* straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends *two girls have sex*straight people: female friendship is amazing *two girls get married, buy a house, have some
do u mean….......this one ;)
sato-mobile:does it ever just hit you that co-creator, executive producer, and story editor mike dimartino agrees that korra and asami are getting married and adopting babies
kathplanet: i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages
mimarnos:slut era (just wants to get married)
I can't wait until I get married. When I wake up in the morning, I won't have to feel those few minutes of loneliness I feel when I wake up everyday. I can just look beside me and smile because I know I'm waking up beside the love of my life everyday.
