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mazarinedrake: purpleshehulk: prussianinamerica: I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason. It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.It
scenicroutes: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: daddys-rainbow-princess: His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets,
the-rain-monster: soft-goth-ryou: carnivaldog: gameandwatch: dirtycartunes: wtf how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.This is super badass, goddang. These
teensprout: “why are you wearing that” because im beautiful and i know what im doing
urulokid: high-hannah: stunningpicture: Who never thought about this? This bothers me flame doesn’t cast a shadow because it’s NOT A SOLID OBJECT it’s a CHEMICAL REACTION you MEDIEVAL PEASANTS
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
istillloveparamore: probably their strongest marketing era because literally all you had to do was put riot all over everything to make it a popular merch item
drunkvanity: girlinabearsuit: To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party. my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
supermoclel: jgarv: supermoclel: a brony called me unattractive that’s right he called me ugly because i have hair on my legs You know what I find unattractive? Narcissism, fishing for compliments, refusing to believe that someone finds
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
itachi420: do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
beesmygod: my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone” thats it
yohoyohoadisneylifeforme: magicalserendipity: One day in Disneyland I decided to hunt down all the Princesses because I was so inspired with this photo series “#followmeto.” So I present to you the DISNEY PRINCESS VERSION OF IT! It took me a day
roboboners: jayda95: all-because-we-fell-in-love: floozys: vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s
princeowl: can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave
likeasweetsweet:if a guy ever asks me “are you on your period?” ill kick him in the balls until he starts bleeding because thats what happens on my period
hopeful-heartache: nwrefned:Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take
cuttinroundtheedgesofurheart: falogabr713:Things could be worseYour parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river Lolling because Spirited Away. 👍
diaryof-alittleswitch:the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman:Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit
mysticmoonhigh: sirsquidfish-thefirst: “You would rather talk to your friends than your own parents????” Well, yeah, because at least I know that my friends won’t make fun of my views and mock me when I stand up for something. When they
autistic-wheatley:hey plz be careful reblogging the photo of the dress (the blue/black, white/gold one) because it can really mess with people and make them think they’re hallucinating. if you choose to reblog it at least tag it please
Reblog if you make sound effects when doing stuff because real life's sounds are not satisfying enough.
litlpup: paxamericana: quoms:mysteryho:is this in jest because like 50% of people I know have biblical names names my child ‘Acts of the Apostles’ please, meet my son ‘lot’s wife’ “onan, onan honey, can you come down here? sorry,
neptunain: legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
vogue-pussyxo:babyphatjeans:if a nigga is only giving u like 5 seconds of foreplay….get out. leave that relationship ma because he don’t care about u. he in it for HISSELF. Facts. Thank you.
cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
prettifier: Remember to treat people the way you’d want to be treated because when puberty strikes, they may turn out to be very hot.
nwrefned: Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take me to get waffles
icamefromsaturn:dear thick thigh gods, when will you be satisfied? how many beautiful pairs of pants must die a terrible death because of your own hunger and greed?
starshipspirk: dashdrive: you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine release the catrchckern
brook: spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe
overlypolitebisexual: have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly
pinkcloudturnedtogrey: To the people laughing at and mocking Scott Weiland because of the video of him performing Vasoline from his last show - what the hell is wrong with you?Yes, we can all agree that the performance is horrible. But what we can’t
theblueboxiscoming: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
becomingathena: starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
balile: communistbakery: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE
koncreates: dingdongyouarewrong: stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them! Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited
the-doctor-exists: 1864damon: 8yrs: my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds you can get a headache from looking at something that bright This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
brattybrows: please be aware that sexual activity can be used as a form of self harm. be safe and self loving and make sure you are doing things for the right reasons because it is a very dangerous and scary habit to fall into
bisoukawaii: shoutwiththedevil: chaquoxa: shoutwiththedevil: when did “the rock and roll attitude” equate to “being a fucking cunt 24/7″ ?? because it’s not cool Hey Hey FUCK YOU THATS WHEN BITCH \,,/, Thanks for driving that one home
radicultist: if u think depression or anxiety is “quirky” or “cute” you can have mine because I dont wanna deal with it
do-he-got-a-bowtie: dicklover3000: just because your fandom “has a gif for everything” doesnt mean you should add a gif to everything
merzbowvevo:merzbowvevo:japanese punk bands are the best because all of their names are clearly the result of them not getting it. like just slap a “the” in front of some tabboo/controversial sounding word and you got a japanese punk band
robregal: jiggyhippy: wh0isnerd: turtleepower: Me when I came back yesterday “How it feels when that cold air just hits you” This nigga really got hit with a brick 😂 lmaoooo I’m seriously shedding tears because this nigga really let himself
citizen-of-the-fandom:the-swift-tricker:staff: we have an update!all of tumblr:staff: you can now make polls!all of tumblr:the fact that these gifs are both tiny on dashboard because something got broken in the update just makes this a thousand times
rudegyalchina:rudegyalchina:This picture of his classmate protesting for him got more of a negative backlash … Guess why ? I need this picture to get a good amount of notes because you have to search about 8 times just to find it . I respect her
1352467: amarwsabe3kawekeb: I love the oitnb theme song because I can get my food ready take a quick shower and come back and it would just finish You’ve got time
liberalsarecool:rudegyalchina:rudegyalchina:This picture of his classmate protesting for him got more of a negative backlash … Guess why ? I need this picture to get a good amount of notes because you have to search about 8 times just to find it .
paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting
WhoaI‘ve been alittle inactive lately because I got my finals coming up soon. Now, I missed the info that tumblr wants to exclude content for Adults. If this really happens and my profile gets deleted sometime soon, I just wanted to say Thank you! Thank
rudegyalchina: rudegyalchina: This picture of his classmate protesting for him got more of a negative backlash … Guess why ? I need this picture to get a good amount of notes because you have to search about 8 times just to find it . I respect
shooting-myself: Just got home from work after a stressful day. In the mood to be a little naughty! Because you wanted more… Yes!
twinksinpanties: I dunno if you got this in the last submission. I made a tumblr account just because I liked what I saw here on this blog and the community here as a whole… Pretty cool stuff! I might post some of these on here and some new ones at
