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ask-oncies-jizz:i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled
ask-checker:Guys, I have some bad news. Doctors in hospital did some shit and I gone blind in one eye. They told me that this is just a side effect, but I don’t trust them. Stupid bastards. ><‘ I don’t know what I can do with this. D= Very
orcaspanielmermaids:renpai:my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” I hope you kissed her nose for that, because that is the cutest shit I’ve read, all day.
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
fantabulouloren: Pre workout . Because someone asked me what I wear to excersize lol . Just spandex shit you know (:
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
fritzhq: Patreon Poster SeptemberLinksUploadir // MegaThanks again for the support. All the new people that have follow by blog recently, welcome to the family :). Also if you want to send me an ask or just send random shit or comments my way, I’m
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
I just wanna cuddle and have a good fuck, is that too much to ask?
jessielowe87: I call these my “Rape Panties”. I put them on and ask my dad to come tuck me in. He starts by trying to touch my legs and bottom, and I act all embarrassed and shy. I push his hands away and giggle and blush. Then he just goes ape-shit,
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U gonna waste that or can I just lick that off ur cock bro?” ….
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
ask-glittershell: Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! I present to you a Trans(parent) Glitter heart. I assure you I am not dead, I’ve just been hibernating. Winter tends to kick the shit out of me. Story updates and other art will resume this
:I love it when Applejack loses her shit.Don’t ask me why.For I have no answer.She’s just so tired of everypony’s shenanigans.It’s like looking after five foals.She’s knackered.———————————————————————“The
ask-oncies-jizz: i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled
amazingemmaisonfire: So I’m keeping track in my dan and Phil calendar all the things that dan and Phil do and shit storms in the phandom. So if you are ever wondering what day something happened just send me an ask and I’ll let you know
randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
whythefacee: Holy shit this crazy old lady from our neighborhood came to the door and I answered it and she asked me “Are you the bride to be?”I had no idea what the hell she was talking about and just I said “No..?” Literally four hours later
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
make-you-beg-for-it: africanmelanin:africanmelanin:My Japanese friend just curved the SHIT out of this white boy you don’t even understand. I asked her why she did did him like that. She said:“I do not like white people, and everyone around me where
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thank you both ;o; that makes me feel better dsghas, i wish we could all just cuddle and share cookies and not be afraid of all that dumb shit and for the second person, thank you for that too!! i really do hope things look up for you, don’t give
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
terrorfoster: crackcitypunx: There is a special place in hell for people that chew with their mouth open…Fucking stop that shit! the only question to ask here is how does it compare to that other special place down below which is for people talking
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