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fine ya big babies here you go. for everyone else do dun wanna deal w my shit lmao.
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just gonna let y’all know that like 90% of the r/wb/y aus i make/made i do so for the aesthetic only…. if u ask me deep complicated story shit ill just be like idk they kiss then they fight and then they kiss again the end
OK FINE YOU CAN ASK ME SHIT but just to avoid redundancy. NO DILDO QUESTIONS. Nothing saying “oh you turned me gay/bi etcetc” No giving me situations where I would OBVIOUSLY FUCK BRAEBURN/BIGMAC/ANY STALLION, or any situation specifically
dangerscissor:sapphicscience:me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this“so…. like….. i’m not gay - NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT OR ANYTHING… but im
Just a quick test... Reblog if you actually give a shit about me.
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
mackdamost: “OK, FIRST OF ALL DON’T ASK ME SHIT ! 2nd Y'ALL SAW ALL THAT ASS JUST LIKE I DID THE VERY, VERY FIRST TIME I VIEWED IT A WHILE BACK ! 😱 HELL NAH IT’S NOT PHOTO'SHOPPED… He’s just got a pair of beach balls
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diamond-dope-shit: rare-individual-swag: yairdanor1: | Drippin’ Dopeness | Here | WANT A FOLLOW BACK? JUST ASK ME :) I WON’T BITE HAHA I FOLLOW BACK http://yairdanor1.tumblr.com/ Instant Follow Back!!! rare-individual-swag.tumblr.com
tfwnojutsu: when people ask me i smoke weed i just show them this picture
d-dinosaur: friendly reminder to just not pinch anybody tommrow if theyre not wearing green just dont pinch people dont exceptions being if you ask them first and theyre like ‘oh haha yep you got me not wearing green okay pinch me’ but otherwise
shit bot replied to your post: anonymous asked:Oh god the pilot …i really like pearl’s pilot design, the others are okI like Pearl’s pilot design but it just doesn’t feel like Pearl to me without her nose
tyridot: do websites that ask me to turn off adblock really think i’m gonna choose them over blocking myself from trashy ads and a group of virus attacking my ass???? like imma just close that shit i don’t need toxic people asking me to turn off adblock
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
It’s after two in the morning. I can’t sleep. Thankfully not working tomorrow. Anyone wanna just ask me shit? Feeling open and bold. Go for it. Anon or not. Dooooo eeeeeet.
luckied: It’s after two in the morning. I can’t sleep. Thankfully not working tomorrow. Anyone wanna just ask me shit? Feeling open and bold. Go for it. Anon or not. Dooooo eeeeeet.
Just taken now.My number one shithead, Calypso Tia Dalma Apita H. (Apita for Annoying Pain In The Ass). Brownie points to anyone who knows where I got her name from. Think Pirates if you need a hint. Her birthday is Halloween. Don’t ask me her age.
onlyblackgirl: katblaque: dedurp: katblaque: sithemperor: Whenever someone asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend, I’m just going to show them this. Racism and classism (and misogyny and transphobia and internalized homophobia) is so rampant among
marcy-silvertongue:ablogforemily:shamelesslyunladylike:the-hairy-heterophobe:if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post. it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further
danielle-mertina: Not long ago somebody asked me my opinion on casual sex and I said that some ppl aren’t built for it on an emotional level but do it anyway and feel used. I’d like to add that casual sex is just plain dangerous for women. Morally,
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
nekokurayami: So fuckin boredddd ask me shit. And dont mind my tan lol
“…why are you still up, brat?”“…why are you naked?”“As if you haven’t seen all this before? I needed a long shower after today’s shit.”“But why? I thought today’s mission was only
omg my biggest fear just happened. i just posted a fucking gif of hardcore porn on my other blog and my friend saw it and asked me why i knew their names. thankfully i don’t talk to her much but my other friends could have seen it. holy crap i might
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then
tyelr: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
Also, in other news, I don’t know why I still bother with her. When she asks me how I’m doing or what I’m up to, it’s just another opening for HER to talk about HERself and I’m so glad I’m moving soon so I don’t
sonoanthony: blog: “About me” me: *clicks* blog: *About me page* “Just ask :)” me: I would fucking stab u in the neck with a fork if I ever saw you in person you piece of shit
lalalying: and i think my coworker just asked me out this is not okay abort mission UNDO NOPE NO SHITTY SHIT SHIT You’re mine tell him to BACK OFF
c2oh: “Will you hit me?” she asked her brother, in which he replied no, he would never. “Even when I’m stupid?” she asked, in which he replied no, she was not. “Do you think mama will like me better if she met me now, just a little,”
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have full permission to: come to my house and beat me up i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me I think you need a hug no 1 asked
gothamswhore: It would be sooo cool, if people stopped stealing pictures. Just ask me, I’ll submit a picture, shit.
bplvs: Honestly, this would be cool. You don’t even have to “ask me shit”. Just tell me something. Say, “hi.” Whatever the hell you deem necessary; just communicate with me. That. Would. Be. Cool.
funkelstaebchen: zccvx: if u want to kiss me, just kiss me don’t wait for me to kiss u bc it won’t happen bc im shy and ur cute Or better, just ask me, I’m too shy to ask you…
just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
just-shower-thoughts: My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
send me anons or messages. i’m boredddddd. i don’t just want followers i want fwiends u.u <3
hippiee: I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me & I’ll tell you.
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
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1. HECK YEAH ME TOO 2. Karkat/Jade is very good, yes 3. Yes JohnDave is very cute I agree ;u; I love their interactions 4. SHOE SHIPPING 5. Ahh that is a rare pair but a good one! Can you just imagine them being all cute and girly and shit and braiding
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harryandee: can people just ask me shit that is entertaining or interesting, rather than ‘what is your fave colour’ seriously
CONFESS SHIT TO ME, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, ASK ME QUESTIONS, ASK ME FOR ADVICE, PLAY A GAME WITH ME IDC JUST TALK TO ME 🙏🏼
kejablank: Don’t mess with meDon’t mess with Kakashi when his boiling point is low.Quick digital speedpaint today. I had to do it …. don’t ask me why ….;-)…I just had to do it.© Original character Hatake Kakashi by Masashi Kishimoto© Artistic
i wasn’t going to post this, but since i got such a funny reaction to it (im gomen rea)/someone asked, i thought i would share warning: super NSFW “negitoro” pic under the cut i did this trace-over about a month or two ago for shits
just a reminder that i am a lazy shit when it comes to replying to asks ahaaaa if its simple question asks then i can answer those p quickly, but if u send doodle asks those will take time to answer since you’re asking me to draw something and when
feel free to send me asks if u want~ but i cannot do doodle asks because no tablet~ //single tear
Any further asks attacking me about or commenting on yesterday’s drama with prayforbooty, thepureskin etc will be blocked and reported. Unless you have something constructive to say or a genuine enquiry don’t bring it up at all. I’m fckin sick
