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the-absolute-funniest-posts: caslovesdeanandbees: we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking
kohduh: You know, casually jumping off of a bench in Dana Point haha
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem
aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
wild-rness: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of
feahrs: schlafwandel: s-u-ff-e-r: Listening to sad music and jump off a building. this is so sad omg
florels: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and
fornowjustcarryon: farfromourvices: A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
saintcaffeinated: When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills
mortalvision: mishasminions: averypottermormon: tastefullyoffensive: Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence it was the last one that killed me ICY DEAD PEOPLE. I CAN’T. *JUMPS OFF BOAT* So did the people on the Titanic I GET IT
sherlock: iwalkamoungthestars: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
lordofthejohnlock: THEY GAVE US SHERIARTY AND SHERLOLLY BUT NOT A FUCKING FAKE JOHNLOCK KISS I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING
sextective: there was literally no need for sherlock to actually cry when he talked to john on the phone before he jumped off the roof because john couldn’t see his face from that distance but he did
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking
bobdoom: “You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?”
sparkhy: acnemint: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was
sarcasick: opidiod: justablueumbrella: A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that
snowvietboy: pechiney: legalwifi: bang: loserstfu: jonnydepp: loserstfu: tbhfunk: fuckyahumor: reallylameblog: officialannakendrick: did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine no she did it because she wasn’t ready for the test (even
queerliterarysuperhero: ursxc: swiftingthrough: cheekyanthony: swiftingthrough: period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating i will bleed on everything you love
spokes-phan: So I there’s a bridge near my house, and a couple of months ago, I was going to jump off it. When I got there, I saw some people sitting down on the bench not too far from the bridge with their backs turned to me. I thought this was weird,
bbctakedown: Your wife tried to jump off his big black cock, but he grabbed her by the hair and just pulled her back onto it….
meaf: My friend thought there was an earthquake yesterday but it turns out it was just her obese cat jumping off the table.
wizardick: in overwatch if you do the ‘my ultimate is charging’ voice command and then jump off a ledge your whole team is forced to listen to you screaming as you fall to your death over the intercom it’s great
bonesandblades1: It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now.
thisislokisdivision: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was
grasmueck: sparkhy: acnemint: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking
Yeahhhh kinda in the mood to jump off a bridge now so there’s that.
Since the Eiffel Tower was built, about 400 people have jumped off it, out of the 400 only two have survived, one man was blown into a rafter, and a woman landed on the roof of a car. After she recovered, she married the owner of the car.
katie-kapulet: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
wild-rness: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.
nukeproof: He shouldn’t have let her jump off.
grownassmanshit: Ric Blade instantly realizing he jumped off a truck onto his ankles. (CZW UnF’nBelievable) Fuck
witch:We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.Practical Magic (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne
jasminev-news: @tpipermedia: Live jump off @jasminevillegas #CriscoKiddBlockParty#ckbpholiday #Cali #jasminev #thatsmerightthere@criscokidd #DREAMLIFE
“What do you think is the last thing to go thru ur mind?” [question posed at the thot of jumping off a high-rise bldg] “ur asshole”
#throwbackthursday the parking garage floor n my face had a fight after I thot I was superman jumping off a railing…guess who won? 👊✨😲Circa 2007 (Taken with instagram)
awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s puppy fractured his leg jumping off the bed. Hes not too happy about it either
angfdz: on 3 lets jump off the roof
africa-will-unite: ignoranthighbrow: ladieslovecoolk: 11-11-1992: ithinkthisismyurl: mycacophonousfuckery: sizvideos: Bus driver saves woman from jumping off bridge - From Siz (Get the app) Video Bet money he won’t be on the news. You know
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evilgh0st: It sucks not having anyone to talk too when you feel like jumping off a bridge.
coolthingoftheday: The picture above is of Overtoun House bridge, located in West Dunbartonshire, Scotland. For an as yet unexplained reason, an unusual number of dogs over the years have jumped off of said bridge to their deaths - on average, one
andrewbelami: If this is the tweet that keeps me from getting a good job or going to a good college I will jump off a very big building
thicksexyasswomen: bodiesunlimited: Irene The Dream Jump Off
ballsdeepinships: Upon reading FanFiction: Me: nOOooO Me: WHIIIEEYYYYY Me: oh okay oKAY Me: *muffled screeching* Me: what Me: YASSS Me: motheRFUCKER WHAT Me: Wait what Me: *pterodactyl noises* Me: BABIES WHY Me: I’m gonna jump off a cliff Me: bAE
whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
