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“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
sherlocked-to-holmes:Wedding scenes….If only it was Johnlock
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the-robot-condese: mooneymannyinthesky: caressing-flames: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: johnlocked-kurtofsky-potterhead: Fandom Rings Based on this post (x) I WANT AN ROTG RING quick someone photoshop this into a rotg ring one rotg
ughbenedict: deducing-jawnlach requested: johnlock in THE HOUNDS OF BASKERVILLE [part two]
alliekitaguchi: carry-on-my-wayward-bitch: you-are-johnlocked: liquid-pickle: wibblywobblymoffatywoffaty: cas-wants-the-dean: theannieplanet: ramsaaylicious: firenzesun: cas-wants-the-dean: bendingthewaywardsons: cas-wants-the-dean: leodeserve
thescienceofjohnlock: mrs-mob-johnlocked: "Goodbye, John." —— for thescienceofjohnlock OMFG THANK YOU I love it!
satanthemusical: spiderbuttmerlin: fangirling-always: sherlock-holmes-is-a-dickbiter: sherlock-holmes-is-a-dickbiter: gallifrey-feels: i-have-been-johnlocked: m-chi: It’s time to take your medicine Amy #reality NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
benedictcumbergasm: mrs-mob-johnlocked: [x] his forearms alsdkj
page 18 next>> it was really cute seeing people read this at the cons, they’d get to the previous page and be like “are they gonna make out?!” all excited then they’d go two more pages and get slightly uncomfortable
i just really really wanted to draw this after reading this vampire au fic –> Stranger at the Gate it’s explicit johnlock but it’s not… really a porn fic?? this au is really rich and the lore is really interesting actually
areyoutryingtodeduceme: So this may have been one of the most exciting and nerve-wracking paintings I’ve ever done. Let it be known that Reaper is one of the reasons I gave watching Sherlock a chance, since I wanted to understand the jokes and stories
omg this fic: Evidence of Life it’s the kind of fic that i hate because it’s so good and gives me that intense twisting feeling in my guts because it’s just a really great fucking well crafted story and it’s tragic in so many ways
can i just say i’m laughing so hard that this became a thing like, these red pants are so doofy, i can’t even, why do you actually like them, i thought it was just meeee ~i love this fandom~
well i came home like a stone and i fell heavy into your arms ———————————————————— NEW MUMFORD SINGLE I’M CRYING IT’S LIKE
I just want kisses. Kisses in trench coat on street corners.— kitykat1993
Sherlock hanging all over John at Tesco. Maybe deducing/insulting one of the cashiers— muffinmoip
i’ll get bored of it when you get bored of it
oops continued thisss completely useless fightin technique like seriously you take two wackjobs who have been mindfucking for like a year and fuse them with dudes with healthy libidos wtf else is gonna happen
SORRY THIS IS PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING i don’t even know if this looks all that dubious but i figure anything with moriarty is probably dubious 6A9
jawnsredpants: fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic: Reapersun and FuckYeahJohnlockFanFic are proud to present: The Red Pants Contest You read that right; FYJFF is teaming up with Reapersun this month to bring you something new! This month’s contest theme is
Sherlock as Howl from Howl’s moving castle, if you’d like!!!— dragon-in-a-top-hat remember several weeks ago when i opened requests for like two minutes and said i’d do three but then i only did two here is the third one lol
someone is responsible for giving me the idea for this they know who they are alternate ending under the cut hint it’s porn \o/
i think we are nearing the height of the madness
this fic, tumblr, this fic: Darkling, I Listen this fic omg i just wanna lie on the floor until it updates again i’m really emotional right now
for sherlock-deduced-john-on-gerti, one of the winners of Jawn’s Red Pants giveaway~ the request was Sherlock in riding gear! hope you like it :)
for inflictionsfromabored, another winner of Jawn’s Red Pants giveaway~ the request was “Is it okay to have John and Sherlock in their red & bee pants, and wearing their woolly jumper and purple shirt? And maybe John ruffling Sherlock’s
another fill for inflictionsfromabored for Jawn’s Red Pants giveaway~ i was working on this one first but it was being difficult and the pants were kinda covered so i did the other one and then came back and decided to finish this one anyway lol
wanted to draw more angst suddenly
hey cara i drew you a birthday gift, i hope that isn’t weird @w@;;
Red Pants Fic Collection
“I think I may have misunderstood something.” “I’ll say.” —————————————– For toasterfish/bitenomnom’s fic, To Reap, Perchance Red Pants
For toasterfish/bitenomnom’s fic, To Reap, Perchance Red Pants, the winner of fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic’s red pants fic contest! 2 of 2!! (couldn’t resist doing the more porny scene too hehehe….)(well not super porny but yeah…)
ineffableboyfriends: Trick or treat~. Artist!Sherlock painting John alive (as in John used to be nothing but a figment of his imagination until he started painting him)~. Maybe John coming out of the canvas?
for MadLori based on her magnificent fic, Performance in a Leading Role AGAIN I COULDN’T JUST DO ONE THING SO I got carried away….. edit: as requested, here is a version with the tumblr cut in the middle
MADLORI BONUS from Performance in a Leading Role
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![benedictcumbergasm: mrs-mob-johnlocked: [x] his forearms alsdkj](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f65c99c0d3483ea188c215365865649f/tumblr_mpo48gbIil1rpyy91o1_r1_250.jpg)
