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The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.”

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.”

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.”

“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.”

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.”

“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.”

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.”

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.”

“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.”

“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

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