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“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
sherlylikeswaffles: After reading about how upset Martin is for all the hate Amanda gets and with series three coming nearer, I wanted to say some things. The photos of the last slide are from the We support Amanda Abbington I know that there is actually
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
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