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minervafloofderg: mcgonagollygee: tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle
johnedmulaney: half-ace: concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.” finally finished it and I’m gonna hang it on my door so people know what’s up
seldnei:Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.
ahobbitinhogwarts: movingtomarzipan: john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth
gaudfish-naudsm: masochist-incarnate: im-so-emo-i-fell-apart: radha-the-introvert: theinfiknight: the-spooky-john-mulaney: obnoxiously-phan: samhainchester: piginapoke: janecrocker: deanassbutts: sugar-velvet: wtf-jacks: MIDDLE FINGERS UPIF
the-swift-tricker: Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
olivaster: windyvalleyzone: sammysausage: meme-team-risk-analyst: canadianstuck: One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he
laynestaleyinchains: starsappho: iamabadspeller:Princess Diana, John Mulaney is coming. Oh my god she has airpods in. She cant hear us. Oh my god Try explaining this to someone who’s never been on this website I use this website and I have no idea
nyamafriend: isolemnlyswear-iamsuperwholocked: an-anxious-gay-mess: sympathetic-deceit-trash: taylormademediocrity: spacetaters: ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be
sullivantwissarcana: the-knight-of-wren: tgi-spideys: Caught in a ham This was spectacular John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.
the-swift-tricker:Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
jackrhap: the real reason john mulaney hasn’t had a kid is because he knows it would have too much power
squigglywibbly: funky-art-cactus: cute-necromancing-misanthrope: cute-necromancing-misanthrope: I FOUND A PICTURE OF JOHN MULANEY IN COLLEGE AND??????? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN DID COCAINE HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL CHILD??????????
wombatking: newtgeiszler: jesterofthetraveler: I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in
zagreus: absolutely obsessed with this picture of john mulaney
hopelessbeliever: a small taste of the pure chaotic energy Jake Gyllenhaal radiates in John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch +bonus:
urbanfantasyinspiration:patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?” every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this
dinkywinks: this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
pavusiing: brainshart: John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon @in-oceanum
jointphotographicexportsgroup: seriousjones: today I learned that bearded john mulaney is the third property brother this is a darksided image hate
dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
theclockstrikesmid-night: phipiohsum475: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the
ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?” every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen i got this
quietlyrebelling: impossiblerebelblaze: septic-everlasting: 27-umbrellas: Who is this??? Wrong answers only Bruce Wayne The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
You could rewrite that “What’s New Pussycat” comic standup routine by John Mulaney with this, replacing “It’s Not Unusual” with Steven Universe
happythemechari: asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture
meme-team-risk-analyst: canadianstuck: One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket
Star Wars TFA and TLJ characters as things John Mulaney has said
wearethatoneperson: And kept driving. John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid (2015)
kyl0-renegade:Official petition for John Mulaney to guest on Brooklyn 99 as a cop modeled after JJ Bittenbinder
wearealltalesintheend: this week on buzzfeed unsolved: was there really a ghost mother or was the dead victorian girl John Mulaney all along?
pixelrey:John Mulaney | Kid Gorgeous (2018)
jesterofthetraveler: I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already
gilfaizons: john mulaney swinging his microphone cord around and throwing it on his shoulder reblog if you agree
tomatthefarm: John Mulaney + jokes about his dad
the-problematic-blender: avengersincamphalfbloodstardis: someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time me: The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no
thelnfinitywar: If John Mulaney’s “I’ve been nervous for thirty-five years” isn’t the perfect descriptor of the entire millennial generation idk what is
mrsmosby-wannabe: Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
peraltiagoisland: mean girls reboot except the lonely island plays the Plastics™ and John Mulaney plays Cady Heron the new girl
and-i-am-here-for-the-food: self care is watching all three john mulaney specials because sometimes you really just need to laugh
ptrstrk: Street Smarts! with Captain America(from John Mulaney’s Kid Gorgeous)
darillium-night: I have some compelling evidence that John Mulaney is actually the doctor:• immortal, resembles the era of the 1920’s• looks human, but there’s just SoMeThInG aBoUt HiM™ that makes you second guess it• makes a lot of jokes
apulseinthepages: idk but i’m pretty sure that at some point in their past lives, somewhere in the 1950′s, shane madej and john mulaney grew up down the street from one another
raptorginger: Me every time I see Bill Skarsgard on Castle Rock:
teenagecriminalmastermind: hades is the john mulaney of gods and you cannot tell me otherwise
maximummagocious: List of straight men known for loving their wives: 1. Ned Fulmer 2. John Mulaney Feel free to add 3. David Tennant
marvelsmostwanted: + John Mulaney has chosen to opt out of the New Yorker Festival after the announcement that private citizen who is most famous for being fired and openly racist blogger Steve Bannon will be headlining
not of self, but of geography.
izzy-almighty: stranger things + john mulaney quotes
justlookatthosesausages: invisiblespork: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the
greateralexanderthegreat: new buzzfeed unsolved episodedid john mulaney kill princess diana?
stargabs-is-here: wow… the new Sabrina show really chose not to have Salem talk… when John Mulaney was RIGHT THERE…
possiblestalker: Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.
buckysbrat: stuck-y-together: John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America. I literally heard that
natural–blues: alexandragrace: appendingfic: hearthburn: fandomsandanythingelse: prose-and-peonies: probablybard: modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife She’s hades, he’s
