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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! (I am John. John is me.)
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
Chick #73 (1974) - Pics from inside. John Holmes is in the 2nd pic, and French actresses Cecile Carole and Olivia Flores are in the last two.
From Gwendoline and the Missing Princess by John Willie
By John Willie
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gus-vansant: Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line (2005)You’re not nothin’. You are not nothin’. You’re a good man, and God has given you a second chance to make things right, John. This is your chance, honey.
Astronaut John Glenn peers through a simulated capsule window, he observes star groupings at the Morehead Planetarium in North Carolina. Sighting on the vertical blue line which represents his flightpath, he learns to recognise the stars he will need
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publius-esquire: Fyeah insomnia. Practiced with lines and a different coloring technique to mix things up.
philamuseum: This painting by John Sloan shows how the neighborhood near The High Line in New York used to look. Sloan, a PAFA alum and an influence on generations of artists including Edward Hopper, was born on this date in Lock Haven, Pennsylvania,
John Gutmann Line of Unemployed Men, San Francisco 1937
