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“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€