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“Statue” by John Hays on 500px.
gengarita: when the john human doesn’t obey ur commands BOY
robertkazinsky: Film Genre Meme: horror (2/5) I know I’m human. And if you were all these things, then you’d just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn’t want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation.
nubbsgalore: Emperor penguin chicks in Antarctica’s Snow Hill Island, where temperatures drop to seventy bellow and winds exceed 100 miles an hour. The penguins are so unused to humans that they react with simple curiosity when scientists or photographer
victorianvivisection: cocokat: Very boring up here. No crimes in Heaven, apparently. SH —- Met an angel called Castiel. Was looking for a human body. SH —- Have I told you about the Winchesters? SH —- I miss you and your complaining horribly
detectivelyd: [Full Size] Just thought I’d drop by to remind you all how terrible I am as a human.
flutterdashpie: Tomorrow (or today) is JJ’s birthday so I decided to doodle some Molestia on human Daring Do action Happy birthday dude! Oh CL…. <3 <3 <3 <3 Thank you!
mt10: Happy birthday JJ! JJ is such a nice guy, so I had to draw a pic for his b-day. It’s the stars of two of his tumblrs, Princess Molestia and Human Daring Do, and also Luna in a maid outfit, because I heard he likes that too. Princess Molestia
ectobuttoligist: john sucking a dongle
kozmikbrownies: Dave, John, and Rose. Dave just likes to watch :p
luckyspots: chatfleur: “why do i have a boner?” Don’t question it, John. Just enjoy it. Hoo Hoo! Now I have a place to reblog all this stuff :33c
planetofjunk2: Here’s the first-place winner of the August Patreon Poll: “The quite voluptuous and bimbo-y pair of genderbent Dave and Karkat (dressed in full bimbo attire, of course) riding John at the same time - one bouncing on his huge cock,
idlecum: Birthday sketch for the BDAY boy Yoshoshishishoshu. Older John Egbert with tits, beign fondled by who knows who!
cherrybulges: This was actually requested a while ago, oops. John Egbert with a big dick, requested by Zunomian over Discord and drawn over the stream earlier, which I forgot to link on this blog. Whoops x2 combo. [[my art//my writing]]
trollsplay: Anonymous said:Could you draw some genderbent John/Dave? nuu dave stahp, das gay
squamosal: i felt like drawing Terezi I felt like drawing John the end. :l
cherrybulges: For @banishedquasiroyal, John in #ahegofacememe O3.I’m not taking any more requests for a while, but I’m finishing the last couple in my inbox, so look out for those!EDIT: The link might not be working, apparently, sorry about that.
rose-anon: Update porn (cotton candy sandwich) and general OTP/OT3 smut (the John/Roxy/Calliope and Roxy/Calliope snake sex)
redskinnedmess: Ko-fi request of John being pegged by Roxy! You can imagine my reaction when I smudged the ink. Wanna make a request? Donate to my Ko-Fi and inbox me with the request code.
planetofjunk2: Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the December Patreon Poll: “A continuation of this image with John on his knees on the bed holding Rose down on his dick in a full nelson pose holding up her legs, over Roxy, who can only watch and attend
cheesydicks-blog: For mr-ru: John/Vriska movie night. Vriska gets the wrong idea when she sees the bucket of popcorn. And pornjunkyard: Vriska squirting the popcorns with blueberry jam. Do it. How does SAI even work? I guess I just gotta get used
glenngarth: A request for a really dumb Jade/John growth comic with focus on docking and foreskin play. No, I don’t know why I did all this for free, either. Good practice, I suppose.
prinvent:Happy 4/13!! I can’t believe john and dave have been in love for 9 years.
dezzone: comically hung boy-slut John Egbert doodle
planetofjunk2: Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the February Patreon Poll: “One last continuation of this (link), with Rose sprawled out and leaking on to the bed, John is now finishing up with Roxy, cumming inside her while giving her a mating
vcrizzle: dynastylnoire: politicalsexkitten: John Legend doesn’t take shit. GO IN SIR human. citizen. taxpayer. i’m in my lane, homie.
mannixxbella: John Cena is an amazing human being.
Doctor John Noble
Pete’s World AU ↳ After the TARDIS leaves Bad Wolf Bay, Rose Tyler and her half-human Doctor return to Parallel London to lead a normal, happy, human life together.
aarmitage: vale-decem-fowl: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOHN’S BUNNY SLIPPERS?! #there’s no going up from here; john cho in bunny slippers is the peak of humanity
seraphsfire: How To Fail At Being Human: A Guide by John Mitchell
mareyshelley: Being Human → Aidan Turner/John Mitchell.
nevaehtyler: Can we take a moment to appreciate these 3 beautiful human beings who absolutely pulled off their recent roles but got lots of unreasonable hate?
supernaturalwanderlust: flawless human beings → john green
Thanks John for being the first human to write a book and make me cry
John Gray says human progress is a myth
stayuntiltheveryend: John Green: *writes about women as though they are people* John Green: *deliberately and vocally rejects the idea that teenage girls are vapid and beneath the rest of intelligent humanity* John Green: *consistently advocates for
thedrifter143:What Homestuck Human do you relate to most? Beta Edition!John EgbertDave StriderRose LalondeJade HarleySee ResultsReblog if you want. I dont care lol.
prinvent: john jerks it: a collage
chatfleur: Sometimes I draw not-so-weird porn. And also sometimes I take commissions. This was both of those things! This was for my friend Taryn because she’s great and she wanted John playing with his junk. John and Jake having big ol’ thick cocks
isthatwhatyoumint: a commission of rose and and john gettin’ a little frisky! not quite nsfw but almost?? i guess??
lyricsshameblog: next in embarrassing things ive drawn: karkt likes rubbing on johns body hair
shadowdudesnotsafeforworkbog: Rose Gloryhole but You can see whats behind the wall, Guess Rose isn’t the only one sucking on John
thehorrendousspacekaboobies: roachpatrol: genderswap john and roxy making out and playing games i don’t remember if i ever reblogged this to this blog, but if i did, here it is again. it’s adorable enough to deserve more than one reblog and this
thehorrendousspacekaboobies: John: Do the bindy thing done with working on this and i want sleep so here you go! first post to christen this thingamabob.
naughtypelli: John with Davesprite to keep the slime sprite trend going. I love homestuck but I don’t USUALLY post this much of it in a row… I’m just on a roll
trollsplay: Anoynmous asked: Aradia flashing at john? haha this nerd has never seen b00bs bef0re
kachek: listen, it’s been way too long since I’ve drawn John in a dress I’ve been drawing nothing but pear shaped boys lately, it makes me feel so good about my hips
chutzpah-draws: More like John Eg-butt, am I right?My half of an art trade with @sonft Go check ‘em out. They draw hella pudge.
are we human or are we starbucks
John and Karkat specieswap 8’) and with this I’ve drawn all the beta kids as trolls yess
Lalonde selfiess 8’)with John and Kanaya photobombing lmao
finished that merstuck backstory comic I mentioned! hh some of the drawings are pretty old but I had fun redoing the coloring 8′)(this is supposed to be when they first met, also mermaids are kind of lil shits so they like to prank humans esp John lmao
![detectivelyd: [Full Size] Just thought I’d drop by to remind you all how terrible I am as a human.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b32769f07918f1c27ea9e3689d063aa7/tumblr_movde3Q0DH1qdosauo1_250.png)
![cherrybulges: This was actually requested a while ago, oops. John Egbert with a big dick, requested by Zunomian over Discord and drawn over the stream earlier, which I forgot to link on this blog. Whoops x2 combo. [[my art//my writing]]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d5f7a79b8a3155822275111bdcf9a9dd/tumblr_ouw0losncT1r61bhno1_250.png)
