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ectobuttoligist: buttiful:bois n skirtsidkthis looks awkwardlets pretend this started out as them messing around and putting these on as a joke and then dave had a really good idea likehey lets act out my favourite hentai for shits n gigglesand john
idk what happened to john but it just kinda fucked up his face when i upload itÂ
gengarita: when the john human doesn’t obey ur commands BOY
Alright so I’m opening up asks for john now… it’ll be like my dave but I got a new camera so it’ll be better 😂 I do plan on answering all the dave asks but I’m lazy… it’ll get done sometime thought. Anyways,
JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA: OMG JOHN: IT’S THAN. TAVROS: DAFUQ KIND OF NAME IS THAN? JOHN: ITS LIKE EGBERTHAN, ONLY SHORTER. In which John Egbert is the most popular girl in Homestuck. – Okay someone really really
“GET IN THE FUCKING THE ROBOT EGBERT” Apparently it’s been 53 Days since the Homestuck Hiatus and I’ve become this kind of person.
1st half of a thing because it wasn’t just Dave who had his birthday okay and everything John’s wearing is from ModCloth I picked it out myself I know I’m a few days late but Happy Birthday to the coolest kid I know, here have a lap
Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john taking that one last pre-prom photo of the gang and tweeting it. God I’m gonna miss these kids. I hope I have a grand time at promstuck. It’ll probably be my last prom ever.
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
thcrsthry: JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA: OMG JOHN: IT’S THAN. TAVROS: DAFUQ KIND OF NAME IS THAN? JOHN: ITS LIKE EGBERTHAN, ONLY SHORTER. In which John Egbert is the most popular girl in Homestuck. – Okay someone really really
Happy Birthday John u loser and Happy 4/13 to all the Homestucks I can’t believe been in this dump with you for six years
whatsapen: ustreamed john
Some John/sub!Dave for Puck, who is engaged in a gift art causality loop with me! Thank you so much for all your beautiful treats, I love them!
And here’s a rejected outline for a commission with a thicker Roxy and toned John
While it was admittedly awkward at first, especially considering he was looking at ‘himself’, Vriska’s 'enthusiastic’ choice of gift for John certainly could have been worseJohn was simply happy to keep his dick for onceCommissione
Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the April Patreon poll: A drawing of a voluptuous Kanaya and Rose sleeping the same bed, but someone makes a late night appearance to have some late night fucking with Kanaya, and it’s John. So as Rose sleeps next
Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the February Patreon Poll: “One last continuation of this (link), with Rose sprawled out and leaking on to the bed, John is now finishing up with Roxy, cumming inside her while giving her a mating press.”Top three
Here’s the 3rd-place winning submission of the September Patreon Poll: "How about some more Camstuck with Vriska, everyone’s favourite super-busty camgirl! With John getting his second time on the show, getting to fuck Vriska’s enormous
unsquandered-talent: ey its mom egbert idk dont look at me
glenngarth:Being a god isn’t just about flashy powers, John.
dembritchesandhose: Don’t get so excited Egbert, it’s just a hug.
bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3: John and Terezi
prabtatas: prospitcest with john domming for anon! (part of a trade)
shameful-display: A Jade/John commission. LIFEHACK: If you can’t fap with this dialogue, use can post-it-notes to cover it!
shameful-display: A sketch commission of troll!Calliope gettin’ wild on John. Troll Calliope a cute. Given that I only draw Homestuck for commissions now, I feel like I’m holding the porn hostage.
hardciderinabox: MORE BLACKROM JOHN/TEREZI YES damn, I love this ship
planetofjunk2: John and Terezi having some sloppy hate-makeouts, commissioned anonymously.
planetofjunk2: Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the March Patreon poll: Nothing says nice like the first day of spring - the grass is green, the sun is shining, the flowers blooming, and Vriska’s riding John’s cock like a rodeo in public on a park
planetofjunk2: Here’s the first-place winner of the September Patreon Poll: “A muscular John with a smug look on his face rails an ahegoing Roxy doggystyle on a bed. One of his arms is reaching out to the side, to disappear into one of his portals.
tasteslikelemon: “John: Do the windy thing.” It’s eight in the morning, I’m utterly tired, and I’m not sure, if this was an initial inside joke, or just a simply tangible sign of my horrendously lazy attitude towars backgrounds. Or like, another
king-god:more underwear modeling ft. rose….and john. edit: fixed john’s name on her underwear. thanks for noticing i spelled it wrong!! /embarrassed
idlecum: Birthday sketch for the BDAY boy Yoshoshishishoshu. Older John Egbert with tits, beign fondled by who knows who!
Stupid Sexy John Egbert(colored yesterday’s sketch)
John: play the windOne of my favourite part of the comic actuallyWant this on a shirt?then vote it for the WLF contest HERE thank you <3
oh hey but it’s @john-weekDone this quickly because work is killing me but I really wished to do something <3
John is having the fuking time of his life here, jsut look how happy he is.We’re not much into Halloween here in EU as the Americans but screw that, Halloween is the best thing ever@betakidsweek day 3Bonus point for who can tell me who’s Rose dressing
purplecalamity: A quickie doodledo. Look its John.
A Johnfor all your Egberts need RedBubble - WeLoveFine
John doing windy thingss
how to talk to girls by john egbert
fraymotif: a dramatic turning point in john egbert’s life
John no I got too lazy to animate this, also I’m too lazy to work on my other pics so have some more up8 stuff B)
iamnotahomosexual: Hot-a-what.John Egbert
chenisthebestkitty: ask-guidestuck-cal: angelus-kitty: homestuckish: meme-rage: My nephew’s Christmas List mentioned that he liked Nicholas Cage is he john egbert he looks like john Hussie we found John
John what are you dOING
John to the rescuee (still version here)
JOhn no
just a John in some outfi t
JOhn what do you mean maybe
somebody suggested John dressing up as Karkat for Halloween 8’) John those aren’t even horns it’s just candy corn
grimdark John? idk :^)
John with a ponytail for anonn
John as Megaman commission for hermit–crab!
anybody out there? your name is John and you’re wondering why none of your friends are replying your messages
John ‘gonna kick your ass’ Egbert
John you lil shit (this was a commission for someone)
John and Karkat specieswap 8’) and with this I’ve drawn all the beta kids as trolls yess
some more of that homeworld Karkat from the AU :^) and John(it’s supposed to mirror Lapis’ story sort of)
finished coloring some old-ish sketch I had around c:John don’t just go floating in people’s personal space
