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The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
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“I would shave for you.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
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“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
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thesherlockedme: John Watson: Are you wearing any pants? Sherlock Holmes: …No. John Watson: Okay. John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what? Sherlock Holmes: I don’t know. John Watson: Here to see the Queen? [Mycroft Holmes
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