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“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
doomslock: AU - Billie Piper As The Doctor & Matt Smith As The Companion └ John Smith decides to surprise his brother, Rory, on his stag night.
fuckoff-imacting: galifianafuck: john and sherlock getting hella drunk for john’s stag night so a drunk sherlock decides to give john a lap dance
wearitcounts: thekneegrope: sherlock taking john for a drink on every street corner where they found a corpse like that is the epitome of romance for sherlock i can’t believe this like a stag night is supposed to be about john’s last night as a
johnfuckingwatson: John wore the same shirt for stag night that he was wearing when they first met.
