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teenwitched: mithtransdir: alrightevans: alrightevans: ‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done Like I honestly don’t think JKR gave it the reaction it deserved. Ron
marmaladeboxcar:flourishndblotts:if there are only dementors and prisoners in azkaban then who makes the food??? is there a dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a kiss the cook apron and making pancakes for the inmates? jkr explain yourself I wanted
dongwater: pleasetrysomethingelse: plasticroyal: she literally ended his life on the spot She went in for the kill I can’t believe jkr live tweeted a virgin sacrifice
prongsmydeer: Say what you will about how Harry Potter increases in complexity and darkness as it progresses but I think JKR sets the tone of the series pretty well when she has Dumbledore play ding-dong-ditch with a baby in the first chapter
warmhappycat: JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.
batmanisagatewaydrug: theofficialmcr: for any animorphs fans out there, KA Applegate is like doing everything right that JKR is doing wrong oh this is SO GOOD because unlike J.K., there’s both an acknowledgement that fanon interpretations are totally
milf-adjacent:milf-adjacent:It’s been six years since JKR went full TERF. She spent the last year funneling her wealth, words, and energy into transphobic legislation in Britain. It’s been 20 years since that thing y'all call a book series
lytefoot:Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms trans people, and we’re not gonna give her
lesbian-sister:neo-bushnell:onelonelystory:lytefoot:Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms
mailgirl-bellwether:ashelyskies:obirains-archive:With the drop of the new Fantastic Beasts trailer, let’s take a moment to remember that JKR:1. is unequivocally a TERF + openly supports and allies herself with other TERFs 2. uses her massive wealth
stereo-static:reblog to hit JKR with the down with cis bus
marmaladeboxcar:flourishndblotts:if there are only dementors and prisoners in azkaban then who makes the food??? is there a dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a kiss the cook apron and making pancakes for the inmates? jkr explain yourselfI wanted
fandom-splosion: gardenburger: dark-dionysian-nsfw: gardenburger: HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS??? Because… Because… Shit. Can we get JKR on the
lumos5001: I don’t care that JKR changed her mind I don’t care that Harmione shippers are dancing the conga and that Romione shippers feel betrayed I care that, once again, poor Ron gets the bloody short end of the stick. He spent six and a half
Fic: Draconite
rule34andstuff: Spyder Sperm. Artist: JKR Comics.
gardenburger: dark-dionysian-nsfw: gardenburger: HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS??? Because… Because… Shit. Can we get JKR on the phone ? yes let
mypocketshurt90:intelligencehavingfun:Hatstalls, from JKR via PottermoreOkay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin. What kind of conversation was this?NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART
culturalappropriationon: ginnydi: Please don’t let your hero worship of JKR (or your love of Harry Potter) make you an opponent to Native people trying to voice why Ilvermorny is problematic. Please, I’m begging you, just try to keep an open mind,
the-stray-liger: The older I get the less I put up with JKR “Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking
if-dementors-were-pink: when you think about it all the language that jkr uses to describe ginny through harry’s perspective is so poetic. harry tends to be rather blunt in his descriptions of other people but with ginny he watches her as the hogwarts
gorandomshesaid: cursed child spoilers: it’s this convoluted story of time travel and complete OOC mess me: this shit is funny but I’ll wait for the book to come out because it’s definitely not that JKR:
swans-glasses: So JKR regrets Romione but she doesn’t regret Albus Severus
silverarrowgriffin: fuckyeahdanieljacobradcliffe: My hero - and she’s beautiful. JKR<3
xjehan: herhmione: this is the most beautiful tweet i’ve ever seen Listen, its cool that JKR endorses poc Hermione for her latest post-series franchise cash cow, but lets not pretend that she deserves any credit for a black Hermione. She did not
amaditalks: xjehan: herhmione: this is the most beautiful tweet i’ve ever seen Listen, its cool that JKR endorses poc Hermione for her latest post-series franchise cash cow, but lets not pretend that she deserves any credit for a black Hermione.
oreides: what sucks about the JKR appropriating cultures like mine (baxoje) where skin walking/skin changing is still very REAL to us but we know very, very little about it…. she can sit there and browse and research our people and what rituals or
tlpursuit: After the statement by JKR yesterday, J-dawg text me a little scene that could have happened between Hermione and Ron. I changed it a little bit, but I scribbled it out this afternoon.
burntlikethesun: JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY
drarryking:Couldn’t JKR have come up with some different kinds of animal mascots for the magic schools? Because I am now a Thunderbird Ravenclaw. My house is bird bird. I am from the bird houses. And I got gryffindor/wampus. Lion/Panther- basically
agni-bi:dantes-infernal-chili:Ok so I reblogged a post earlier about Mark Hamill liking JKR’s tweet (you know the one), and deleted it when I found out OP was a terf, but I want to post Hamill’s response again because I think he handled it
silver-tongues-blog: homosexyslav: showerthoughtsofficial: All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him. Jkr ghostwrote this somebody stop her okay but only ginny knows how he
kvothes: kvothes: the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC ……. my favorite responses to this so far: jesus fucking chicken kentucky fucking christ JFC i saw JFK at KFC it’s the dyslexia and jkr not naruto jesus fortnite chicken
forlovefromfear:deathdaydream:nico-di-gallo: a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.
dollsonmain:discountalien-pancake:ashes-ink:discountalien-pancake:discountalien-pancake:Also apparently my brain won’t shut up today but:JKR’s new book announcement should not surprise you. It should not shock you. And I don’t mean that like, oh
patrickat: “America has one wizarding school.” JKR, please. America spans nine time zones and we can’t even agree on whether there should be sugar in tea or what we should call those beverages made from carbonated flavored water.
fiightingdreamers: fiightingdreamers: jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study “does being richer than god turn you into a fucking moron” and it turns out the answer is a hard yes it rules that i can tell jkr did something dumb as shit
semeiotikos: accio-shitpost: hey guys, racism is over, jk rowling revealed that the whomping willow is actually a human, and he’s black! you’ll regret this post when jkr canonizes it
kineticpenguin: v8ftw: leftatlondon: taxidermiedgarfield: inclusivity win! jkr confirms dobbys cock huge! throbby The platform for the hogwarts express ain’t the only thing that’s 9-¾
sasukages: looking at the comments of a yahoo article about JKR’s new book and -
neonquincy1217: mugglenetmemes: JKR does it again…. And you thought it was a play on Abracadabra didn’t you? http://ift.tt/1uJU8XJ oooooooh….
knitmeapony: danceacrossmymemory: homolesbians: rbertdowneyjr: DID EVERYONE SEE THIS Originally posted by manicsuccessive Jfc it’s not like JKR came out of the womb clutching the first draft of Harry Potter, have people forgotten that she’s
prewars: honestly, why does jkr think harry “ptsd” potter is gonna immediately settle down in to a long term relationship with someone he’s known since he was 12 and it’s all going to work out perfectly fine and he’s not going to be restless
myvegansensesaretingling: reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR
Fuck JKR
alymuffin: theghostoflove: theghostoflove: Give Harry to me, Hagrid, I’m his godfather, I’ll look after him. THIS IS SIRIUS BLACK. He was, in the words of JKR herself, “too busy being a big rebel to get married”. He was too rebellious to settle
