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STAR TREK AU » Jim and Bones are spies that work for different agencies [based on x]
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almostrekkie: “I’m not a drama critic.” — request by anon.
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trektags: #jim and bones #a summary (tags via adrasteas)
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do Is Bones saying Jim why didn’t you wear condoms when you were 11 or is he saying ‘oh great Sulu is a pedo’
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do always reblog
spicyshimmy: why are mirror universes always so grimdark. i hope the enterprise crew runs into a mirror universe where spock’s like a chill space hippie and jim’s a gigantic spectacle-wearing shy nerd and bones is an indiana jones-style space explorer
godblessshitposting: Jim: Mr. Spock, please scan for updog Bones: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Spock: Captain, what is “updog”? Bones: OH MY GOD
jerezjayne: Happy Halloween! Jim made him dress up again. I wanted to redraw my Halloween bones from last year and was inspired by art Nouveau.
~Support me on Patreon - patreon.com/reapersun~Bonus Eat Day doodle~ A patron requested Spock failing at pumpkin pie~
Nu!Trek in American 1930’s clothes, because reasons and vague idea of Kirk losing most of his memories and winding up working back on a Kirk family-owned farm in Iowa and the rest of the crew all just “oh for fucks sake let’s go get
truly a love story for the ages
eamestrousers: I’ve been meaning to make this Jim/Bones rec list for a while. Now that I’ve seen ST:Beyond for the third time I need to just sit here and stew in my Jim/Bones feels. So now you get to as well. Please, please, please always feel free
boldlygobones: ofmckirk: #even in the bloopers there are lens flares (via deannastroi) #it’s actually canon that bones threw up on him#can you imagine the glee in jim’s voice every time he gets to tell this story#about how his best friend became
lostinthepsychward: Whatever you do, don’t imagine Bones saying “bless your heart” to Spock. Don’t imagine Spock asking Jim what that means because he doubts “the doctor wants my heart blessed.” Don’t imagine Jim laughing so hard he isn’t
thecaptainandthesergeant: something i noticed when i was watching beyond for the third time is that jim loses contact with spock and bones fairly early on in the fight against krall’s people. the last thing he knows is that spock was being chased,
numbtongue: #what if they had some kind of g.e. class together and bones would occasionally get distracted by how /into/ it jim would get #like he’d ask interesting questions and be so different from the fuck-up persona bones met in the shuttle #omfg
random jim/bones headcanons:
You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?
jimkirksapple: Bones has guarded Jim’s birthday for a long time. It’s not like guarding a secret, not when it’s a date marked by a hell of a lot more than Jim’s birth. He still guards it and keeps it quiet. The thing is, people don’t usually
haloless: McCoy / Kirk AU: Hunter Jim + Angel Bones (based on supernatural don’t look at me)
jaylahz: Bones looking at Jim (✿◠‿◠)
greenjimkirk: So many of the AOS comics are lazy and half-baked and often downright infuriating, but every once in a while there’s a profoundly weird and subtly gay story that’s right up my alley, like the time the Enterprise became sentient and
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock: Spock: *shows emotion* Bones:
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock: Spock: *shows emotion*Bones:
incorrectstartrekaosquotes: Bones: Jim and I don’t have pet names for each other.Uhura: I see. What do bees make?Bones: Honey.Jim [from the next room]: Yeah, babe?Bones: …Uhura: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: It’s funny but imagine if everytime Jim and Bones see Uhura being sad, or stressed, or just not in her usual sunny mood, they turn to Spock and are like ‘what’d you do?’ because, nothing personal dude, it must
vulcanthropy: goldshirts-tightpants: imagine bones playing operation but he keeps touching the sides and can’t get the funny bone out and he just flips the table and storms out yelling “iM A DOCTOR DAMNIT" and jim’s laughing hysterically
abstractandbriefchronicles: ussawesome: trekbedtimestories: You know who you are jim kirk literally just skipped to the end of this entire thing with bones #the jim kirk school of making friends rule 1: act like they’re already your friend and
appropriatingvulcanculture: plaidshirtjimkirk: tag yourself im jim That hand kink.
ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do It is jim’s fault Chekov is totally Jim and Spock’s kid.
ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do it is jim’s fault Pavel is totally his and spock’s kid
leonardhchekov: THIS IS FANTASTIC!! Like, Jim brings into conversation casually and Pavel’s like ‘sure, vhy not’, because he’s sure Jim’s just fucking around but two days before Bones’ birthday Jim comes to him to ask if he’s ready and
endquestionmark: greenscrewdriver: #jim and bones exchanging looks omg #jim’s all why am i listening to this child #and bones is like ‘you’re the one who wanted to be captain’ (tags via wereworf) #this gif set is like 20 minutes of bickering
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock: imagine-jim-bones-and-spock: In light of recent events, here is a picture of Spock nerve pinching the SHIT out of some nazi scum. anyone who sent me an angry message about this can get fucked lol
kianspo: anaeolist: For acatnamedtardis, who wanted a “Bones and Kirk friendship moment” nothing says friendship like leaping off a cliff together amirite JIm and Bones, a summary.
trek-tracks: trek-tracks: Jim, bursting into Bones’ dorm room at 3am: Bones, HEY BONES! I just got into a *little bit* of a fight at the end of this awesome night and could you maybe- Bones: (He fixes him anyway) Absolutely goddamn uncanny
jim-shortz: captainandhiskitten: I agree with Jim and Bones.
tanyabound: ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do I am glad they haven’t changed Bones at all… He was always the negative one in Star
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