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ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 7 (*Drumroll*… This is the #1 most popular post from this blog.)
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some unsupervised time with you year-round.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s totally self-indulgent and I apologize. I just finished watching Phineas and Ferb in its entirety not long ago and I have a lot of Doofenshmirtz feels. I swear the self-insert wasn’t
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thewincheters: Jim Moriarty in The Abominable Bride
majorsarcasm19: jessamygriffith: ibelieveinmartinfreeman: SHERLOCK AU: In which Andrew and Benedict made a bet during the filming of “The Great Game” to see who would make Martin agry first This is so clever “That’s not the bomb” “I know
anothermindpalace: » 3 years had gone by since that tragic day. 3 years of waiting for Sherlock to return from the dead. Come on, how hard could it be? If he could fake his dead, so could Sherlock? Right? No, Sherlock Holmes did not survive his fall.
dreamerskeepwriting: highly-functioningfangirl: jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK. WOAH
zoe-fuentes: jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK. WANT THIS
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stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates: jlmlock: okay but mrs hudson and jim moriarty would literally be best fucking friends like imagine them speeding 30 miles over the limit listening to “let the bodies hit the floor” on full volume, hitting mailboxes on
xojim: throwback meme time [insp.]
kevineverdean: the-real-cumberbatch: no-one-gets-to-me: theconsultingvillain: petition for a spin-off series “moriarty” where injured soldier sebastian moran becomes flatmates with consulting criminal jim moriarty and they commit crimes together
bit-of-a-timelord: pozatron: jim-moriarty-is-back: Have you ever wanted to fist bump Tom Hiddelston oH OMG I actually did it! I don’t know if I’m stupid or brilliant now.
agonizingtheorist: yuhxn: highly-functioningfangirl: jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.
ironiccasey: culumacilinte: dreamerskeepwriting: highly-functioningfangirl: jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR
brandyalexanders: spoopyphilia: SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK #jim moriarty
highly-functioningfangirl: jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK. WOAH
trythefridge: The Momentous Challenge: 9. Favorite Villain - Jim Moriarty (Sherlock)
damnbenedict: hiiddles: the last shot we get of jim moriarty… is him happy WAS THAT NECESSARY Oh my god.
nixxie-fic: Jim Moriarty Promo shots from BBC Sherlock Season Two Episode ‘Reichenbach fall’ - Also: Moriarty Apple with white bg Promo picture here: (x) Reichenbach production stills: (John in Court) (Sherlock & the reporter) (Sherlock
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