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“I made you some shoes.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
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