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rapicho: ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
robotmango: “he’s the commander’s friend and i know we’re supposed to like him” OH JESUS WAS THERE A BRIEFING ABOUT THIS???!????
aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
grimdorkjade: omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC AND IT CAME OUT LIKE I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
aspidelaps:#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
my sleeping pills give me the WORST nightmares, jesus. i wake up shaking and terrified, like i haven’t slept at all.i dreamt i was stuck inside this dark mall and there were Goosebumps characters everywhere. the walls started bleeding and there were
hanorganaas:You can all fight me on this, but Carrie Fisher flying through the stars like fucking Space Jesus was the allegory I desperaretly needed.
rapicho:ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
the-real-numbers:max1461:Apparently Jesus was most likely not buried in a tomb, but in an unmarked mass grave with other crucifixion victims. Which I actually think is more philosophically à propos but whatever. Anyway this raises the distinct possibility
vampire-jesus-is-real: sourdoughnibblers: worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sound on this video makes it look like it was filmed in fuckin hell
Reminds me of the time when i was driving out of Katherine, NT. There’s 2 bridges like this near each other - one road, one rail. The rail one had graffiti in huge letters “Jesus loves nachos” 😂
a-zebra-was-here: holy fuck i just finished la la land and jesus i couldnt stop thinking about victor and yuri as sebastian and mia like i literally ran to my room to scribble this out im so sorry for lack of quality but yknow
cumandpissessex: fuckboyexposed: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO THE FUCK CUMS THAT MUCH ITS LIKE A POOL I CANT COMPREHEND THIS Wish i was sucking that when he came
stack3d-stalli0n: no-socks-in-loafers: lexluna24: no-socks-in-loafers: lexluna24: Tbt… Me with hair. A lot of it. Lol. Jesus.Why you doin’ me like this?! 😳😳😳… I didn’t know I was doing anything. Sorryyyyyy. Come on now… You
khanpaldi: when hazel got gus’s shirt off and they pan over his body the theater was just a mix of whispered explitives like “goddamnit fuck this jesus no stop wat canu not wow bye howabout no”
If the twist wasnt as predictable and the ending was actually dark it would have been a better episode.Like jesus fuck,this is huge,and garnet is smiling at the end????
kendrasinclaire: mahkia:eddie-rochester: notthatyoudcare: jaaaaaaames: Passive aggressive notes are the best. there was nothing passive about the second one.. HAHAHAHAA “I’LL NEVER STOP” Jesus Christ this is what its like living in my apartment
theprophetzalitrous: ohbabycupcakes: how the fuck does someone have this much time Jesus christ I knew there was a reason I don’t like salad
mmph-mmph-she-says: 😍 😍 😍 Jesus Christ, Crystal was born to be bound and gagged like this! Her slender, very shapely body all strung out as she struggles with her arms above her head in a classic damsel-in-distress pose, her hips gyrating
