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atrolux: lumoscorner: Summer is here Jesus fUCK GOD I wasn’t ready for this <.<
shellbow: contemporaryelfinchild: nowisthewinter: peternyc: Photo of a fight in the Ukranian Parliament or Renaissance painting? Slap them all in togas instead of suits and it would perfect It also follows a pyramidal composition! However, I
wardrobespierre: pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT
female-destruction: Oh my god, he’s so fucking deep! Oh fuck, oh my fucking god, fuck! I can literally feel my pussy stretching! Jesus, he’s fucking tearing me apart! You can’t help but enjoy the abuse your wasted cunt is receiving. I make sure
alohomorashlie: STOP OH MY GOD GO PUT ON SOME SLEEVES JESUS
Team “Markiplier take a fucking break jesus christ we will wait for you don't stress over videos you just had surgery”
frannini: Pivix • Twitter.
tarynel: kairo-koutureee: thereasonforthewordbitch: “still like that finger in your ass?” oh my god Jesus fucking christ
askyorick: the-gods-of-metal: *Jurassic Park theme in background* “Holy fucking shit, It’s a Dinosaur! Jesus Christ. What the fuck?! Oh my fucking God, Fucking Dinosaurs! Holy shit, what the fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk!” ((“They are moving in herds!”))
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
auwa: tumblino: teen-blogging-sensation: OH MY GOD this is hilarious god jesus christ
sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these fucking levels holy… whiiiiich ooooone (also are you playing on Normal cos jesus it can be a bitch sometimes) *plays soothing music and passes an infinite ammo RPG-7* i don’t
time-travelingbananas: cunicular: New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just Oh god, we’re in Bulls…WHYBULLS JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING
apostlemage: pyramidslayer: look what you can buy There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
sherryandgin: i did the thing i’m tracking the renao tag jesus fuck i’m in it for good now
imagoic: atrolux: lumoscorner: Summer is here Jesus fUCK GOD I wasn’t ready for this <.<
mylovely-suicide: Imma reblog this because it’s fucking perfect.
nepetaquest: iM FUCKIN CHOKING ON MY OWN SPIT JESUS
My Love and My Rage is Explosive
wardrobespierre: pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW
explosivekawaii:When your friend accidently mentions that one fandom you’re fucking crazy about
necrosishead: say “aaah~n”!
jesus-lizard-journal: ja-khajay: In french deathclaws are called Écorcheur, meaning “The Flayer” and I think that’s pretty metal In spanish radroaches are called Nukaracha and I think that’s pretty fucking fantastic
yourpersonalpizza: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shitGoddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the
This face always fucking gets me. Oh my god.
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cynicallys: oh my god
whitegirlsaintshit: queermobile: delete this KEEP HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN A SET OF STAIRS!
ariasphyxia: oh my fucking god
dainktellectual:deebott:dachocolatethunder:africanaquarian:damnedbydesire:lemmesitthisassonyou:meroro:babyfairy:lamb-face:sparklingcurls:crownfullofcurls:mohicaaa:How white people make their chicken 😂😂Yall play too much 😂😂😂Crying 😂😂That’s
k3lo0kaki: you-receive-what-you-give: oneiropagida04: sofiastaralfur: justmakemexscream: holy jesus fuck god bless your parents and your trainer παιδιά καθίστε. να το συζητήσουμε το πράγμα :3 Ti na suzhthsoumeee
WHY IS THERE A BOX AROUND THAT READ WHATS FUCKING UNDER IT
Later that day: oh my fucking god! lmfaoooo!!!!
wardrobespierre:pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW
#jesus fucking christ you wonder why I don’t like you god dammit
warpainters: oh my god today i went to church with my friend and i couldn’t stop thinking about making out with boys the entire time jfc the whole thing was about people “thirsting for the lord and his everlasting love" or whatever so the
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tendencytoslip: wennkillz: tendencytoslip: Petition for The Killers to add Sam’s Town on every set list. SIGN ME UP! EVERY TIME! There is forever NOTHING like that feeling of Sam’s Town being played at the beginning of the show. So yeah, Kyla,
god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
darling-highness: shinyriolus: captaintightpanties: conronorock: yuri of the week What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be? the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking
My husband deployed tonight and I just finished watching “Wentworth Prison” of Outlander. MY EMOTIONS. I AM SO SPENT. I NEED SOMEONE TO CRY ON OH MY GOD.
iii-iii-iii-iii-iii-iii-iii-iii: @jen-iii IM IN HELL YOUR FUCKING URL IM DI E ING
chasetheseed: Oh Jesus fucking God. I can’t believe I’m really letting him do this. What if I really get it? It feels so good though. http://ezuv.tumblr.com
stoned-levi: What is it, Levi? “JESUS FUCK— GOD, STOP IT. YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT.”
