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jessalrynn: darthmaullie: mypsychology: Here to help y'all gorgeous children This is v important Very helpful, actually.
jessalrynn: physics-bitch: Recently, NASA have discovered something that could be an alien megastructure in space effecting the star KIC 8462852. This theory comes from observations made showing that the star was dimming by more than 20%, then it would
jessalrynn: darthmelyanna: ninemoons42: foxy-voxy: irresistible-revolution: fandom0ftheopera: I’ve seen Elementary fans claiming their Sherlock is better than Sherlock’s because ours is an asshole and theirs is ‘sympathetic’ and ‘kind’.
jessalrynn: theamazingspideymerc: Imagine ur otp. #sabriel 4real
jessalrynn: unflatteringcatselfies: This was Molly’s first time outside. Molly: I have made a terrible miscalculation.
jessalrynn: hellocarbonbasedbiped: nitewrighter: Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal
jessalrynn: acklelantern: I get offended when people say they don’t like fall. Like its such a beautiful season full of fresh and spiced scents. Its never not photogenic even when it is raining. The temperature is perfect. Warm and slowly moves down
jessalrynn: reginaofyork: liteskin-slaveboy: bellaxiao: she’s only 62 Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated I double checked her age in
jessalrynn: hotephoetips: pettyqueer: zetsubonna: metal-queer-solid: crushwhatsweak: metal-queer-solid: crushwhatsweak: Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control. 5 yard penalty,
jessalrynn: falcnpunch: R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S Human’s all “Help!” and the octopus is all “I am helping you, idiot. The water’s this way!”
jessalrynn: cassandrashipsit: jaxblade: mymodernmet: Norwegian Navy Officer and International Heartthrob Bears Striking Resemblance to Thor For some reason I want him to carry me places I’m honestly just impressed their military allows that much
jessalrynn: kakaphoe: bad-opinion-zone: freyacrescentshangover: Welcome back friend he’s here It’s so pretty and I’m so glad it graced us with its presence. I’mma kitty, jus’ been hanging in the past and decided to come back.Schrodinger’s
jessalrynn: amuzed1: acceber74: tradebeautyguru: I live how petty A FLOTUS has gotta do what a FLOTUS has gotta do. 👍 Oh, I’m sorry, did you not want something beautiful AND practical at the White House? Well, that’s fine, feel free
jessalrynn: dimensionhoppingrose: naamahdarling: poedamerontrashcaneron: intj-confessions: auditorycheesecakes: onyxjuniper: frecklesandsky: I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically
jessalrynn: bilt2tumble: swagintherain: And by the way he was taken ALIVE. It is ridiculous. It’s also an agenda. ATTENTION MEDIA!! A WHITE GUY SHOT SOME COPS! THIS IS WHAT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A RACE ISSUE LOOKS LIKE!!Fuckers. Stop blaming
jessalrynn: triflesandparsnips: eponinejosette: rattlecat: 100-lbs-of-salt: yungmethuselah: Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously. Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast… Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and
jessalrynn: spookylink: spookylink: i have no explanation I can’t believe I recognized it from a line of lyrics in the middle…
jessalrynn: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual)
jessalrynn: trainhardrunfast: shaniae: Reblog in 10 seconds and will come your way I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain I’d like to know WHY you gave your cat . Do you have any idea what a mastermind can do with ?!
jessalrynn: copperbadge: obeechris: halls-of-nienna: owl by AmeliaFoxAiko @copperbadge fowliage. She is beautiful. I will reblog her.
jessalrynn: Ok, guys, did you have fun arranging to tempt the fuck out of fate?
jessalrynn: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: longhorse: I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies,
jessalrynn: entomancy: sosuperawesome: Miniatures by Mijbil Creatures on Etsy More like this SO SMOL! Want! Want want want want want want want want…
jessalrynn: charmingviolence: editoress: I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way. What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and
jessalrynn: pussy-and-pizzza-x: lagonegirl: This, also keep in mind that the “American cowboy” has been exaggerated greatly by Hollywood and popular myth - it was really only a twenty/thirty year period in the mid-19th century that essentially
jessalrynn: fabbittle: letterofone: thegoodfoothousehold: the-militant-catholic: hidrihime: liache: ok kids repeat after me vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
jessalrynn: kids-these-dayz: askthehumans789: maxoutoften: kitkqtenderheart: simlyliving: drudragonrose: sciencemyfiction: cute-ass-senpai: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I
jessalrynn: unhand-wonderland: gabricl: 11100111 10111011 10011101 11100100 10111000 10001101 11100100 10111100 10011010 11100110 10010100 10111110 11100101 10111100 10000011 11100100 10111101 10100000 *cracks knuckles* alright m8 lets go oh well
jessalrynn: “Calling us the KKK is so rude!”, said the Grand Dragon of the KKK.
jessalrynn: tehnakki: micdotcom: Piers Morgan fell right into JK Rowling’s self-drag trap A Valentines Day Miracle! People like this should really stop messing with this woman. She eats his kind for BREAKFAST.
jessalrynn: thehypnobunny: omgwtfmia: courtnashe: gogogoeties: itsy8itsyspiders8log: the-doctors-sexiest-companion: So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2 I never usually
jessalrynn: copperbadge: digitaldiscipline: warriormaggie: skaian-heretic: wanderingcalifornia: craftbeerhallputsch: our-lady-of–singularities: dorites: mapsontheweb: Heat map of US regions where “fuck” is a popular curse word. More word
jessalrynn: thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short
jessalrynn: defilerwyrm: dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY this is the best any human could ever hope for in life honestly “I has chosen u to be mai very own hooman.”
jessalrynn: add-cake: bathtimefunduck: lintujasukissa: howprolifeofyou: kiwianaroha: officialclinicescort: theworld-onherhips: “Women aren’t baby-making factories!” Okay I hate to be ~that~ anatomy nerd, but if you think of the human body
jessalrynn: westcoastvvitch: theconfusifying: Hear me out here: A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical. We never find out what
jessalrynn: Hello Lassie!
jessalrynn: nixsrebellionoflies: me: *sees stars and points at them* yes person: what? me: *sounding more forceful* YES person: And?Me: MINE.
jessalrynn: LET THEM EAT CAKE
jessalrynn: thingsididntknowwereerotic: closet-keys: hairhattedhooligan: blackfemalepresident: you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce? cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets
jessalrynn: thewightknight: weloveshortvideos: Sometimes cats can’t be explained. Basement Cat will hide the Light Egg, and when it is hatched, it will be a RAINBOW OF DARKNESS!
jessalrynn: darthmelyanna: moirakatson: systlin: kasaron: mojave-wasteland-official: theun–sj: mojave-wasteland-official: just-shower-thoughts: Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”
jessalrynn: shawnhenryspencer: Psych + Textposts: Gus edition Yes to all of these. HELL yes to “I try not to judge…”
jessalrynn: sjwpanderer: imagine thinking this and genuinely believing you’re right Imagine trying to pretend you believed this while telling everyone you wanted the world to be like the fifties!
jessalrynn: petermorwood: fedini: courfeyclause: wings-for-castiel: headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and
jessalrynn: copperbadge: clockways: copperbadge: scifigrl47: clockwaysarts: Br careful to handle your hot buns properly! OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE And a little eldritch. WHO ARE THEY SUMMONING, CLOCK? :D Ctbunbu of course! The long eared eldritch
jessalrynn: pseudo-euphoria: foxy-mulder: iwriteaboutfeminism: What most people think causes homelessness: Poor money management What actually causes homelessness: transphobia a racist criminal justice system the ‘war on drugs’ health care and
jessalrynn: deaddel: dodieeclark: does anyone else feel like they constantly have to justify everything they do? Iike I’m always mentally preparing a reason behind everything just in case anyone was to question it. i only just realised that maybe
jessalrynn: amuzed1: black-to-the-bones: They’re literally calling for every white gun owner to step up and kill black people. That’s not okay. Just imagine a black person doing the same, saying the same things. A black person would be arrested
jessalrynn: angryjewishsuggestion: Yell random sentences in Yiddish/Hebrew at antisemites. Teach me and I’ll help.
jessalrynn: lookninjas: rainnecassidy: congenitalprogramming: cotestuck: montypla: meloromantics: appropriately-inappropriate: audreyvhorne: sttinkerbelle: vmpolung: knowledgeandlove: Photo source Fact check source #and I just don’t feel
jessalrynn: It’s insane. She got pawed. She complained. The guy who groped her SUED HER for not quietly appreciating the groping.
jessalrynn: tank-grrl: hello-missmayhem: cptprocrastination: doomhamster: belcanta: nikkidubs: attentiondeficitaptitude: belcanta: Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they
jessalrynn: randomthingsthatilike123: romanimp: catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏????? Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning
jessalrynn: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. Heart-broken Father of Five Finds Kids Abandoned by Babysitter While He Worked
jessalrynn: poehlerbond: what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life I. Can. Deal.
jessalrynn: bead-bead: jumpingjacktrash: estychan: sandblocks: Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon? What. The. Fuck. #this is so fantastically unnecessary This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and
jessalrynn: darthmelyanna: phantom-solitaire: halfhardtorock: ladyaviendha: wildegay: OH MY GOD PREACH IT 🍿 👀💅 (x) Ummm… I’m pretty sure this is romantic. If he was following her around or doing this in front of her door it’s
jessalrynn: yourbrothershotfriend: foxy-mulder: this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life Reblog for peace in our lifetimes.
jessalrynn: lesbianrey:good job everyone Good work, BBs! Kick ‘em to the curb. And any of us Gen-Xers out there who haven’t gone broke in this economy yet should feel free to kick ‘em while they’re down.
