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Anonymous said:can we get a caption where a virgin masturbator gets caught jerking his tiny penis to pictures of his crush on facebook? and maybe she laughs at him, humiliates him, and gives him some lotion to help him out? thanks
Anonymous said:please do a caption about a loser jerk off who has sex with lotion and cums in a sock (instead of tissues)! thanks
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Spring Break Week: Losers like you can’t satisfy a Goddess like Elsa.
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feydemure: hey sorry i’ve been gone bc tumblr is scary here’s a gross gif (they/them don’t remove the caption or be a jerk etc)
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You can’t resist her commands… So don’t even try.
Just another day in the life of a permanent virgin.