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When Jehovah’s Witnesses showed up on her doorstep she had a way of shutting them up.
Thanks for your submission jehovahs-thickness.. you are so sexy!! :)
Idgaf if y'all believe me but I took this while hiding from Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Another practice sketch, this time of @hladilnick‘s Jehovah sheep boyStill tryin to keep up with getting art out and practicin
jcoleknowsbest: snarkbender: I remember when I first watched Kick Ass, I was thinking how the dude was probably pretty cute when not in his nerd drag, so I just watched Kick Ass 2, then did an image search & holy mother of jehovah… where’d
jehovahs: ihaveasthma: cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization. it’s actually called a chimera and is when
andistilldontgiveaf: ohsnap-itsreyna: jonroces: FUCKING JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES LOL. exactly. omglooool. *dead*
tsangelsin: Jehovah coming put the shower
“Jehovah” my black ass…
Comment se débarrasser des témoins de Jéhovah… — How to get rid of Jehovah’s witnesses.
jehovahs: twinks in porn need to learn how to rim im sick of seeing ppl lick a butthole like it’s a hot coal u gotta shove ur face in there and in ur head gets stuck so what at least u know u were doing a good job
jehovahs: bye
A group of Jehovah’s Witness gave me a Jehovah’s Witness Bible :D
o-kurwa:How to make Jehovah’s witnesses go away
clavid: hitmonchan: Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you. Please keep my very pregnant friend
anothersh0tatlife: Answered the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses fresh out of the shower in a towel. The man just stared at me and the woman went “oh!” And handed me a leaflet haha. That’s definitely one way of getting rid of them I bet the look
folieafuck: jehovahs: we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall Autumn Out Boy
onecornerface: neurodivergent-karen: mama-kit: angelbabyspice: saints4satan: Do me a favor and reblog this. Jehovah’s Witnesses are a high control cult most known for their door to door evangelicalism work. Recently, they have been outed for their
im-phoenix-black:worldlykid:I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah’s Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:I spent some time in a Jehovah’s Witness church. They’re exceptionally skilled at recruiting
amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: gnathix: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this,
asknsfwcobaltsnow: That’s the big question, isn’t it? If anyone’s knows who a Jehovah witness is raise your hand-If you are one,raise both hands*raises both hands*just kidding X3 *raises one,my cousin is one
davoseaworthing: amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
just-shower-thoughts: If Catholic nuns are all married to God, does that make them Jehovah’s Mistresses?
fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
popejohnsmith:The Jehovah’s Witness Guy
thedoctorpokemonx: skunkandburningtires: Jehovah’s Witnesses! PRAISE JESUS OR DIE
porn-ass-pussy-xxx: andyr76: experienceisbest: The Nobel PrizewinnerWhen she knocked on his door, he thought it was the Jehovah’s Witnesses again. He was too old for a new religion but he opened it anyway. Outside was a young blond woman he’d never
I’ve been reading into the Muslim religion, and I’ll be damned if Allah and Jehovah aren’t first cousins. The similarities between the two are astounding.
majorsarcasm19: jehovahs: shadowroselia: jehovahs: we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall Why? Because you’re worried about the Sherlock feels? because i’m actually english and you’re a try hard wannabe and no-one in england
jehovahs: why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t
jehovahs: we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall
jehovahs: drunktrophywife: lamedere: babies screaming when you’re out shopping This is a dumb post. You think moms can control when their baby cries??? They’re provably super overwhelmed by lights and sounds and strangers. If they could leave
newthoodrich: Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
some-jw-things:some-jw-things:Ways to get Jehovah’s Witnesses to fuck off (as written by a former Jehovah’s Witness)Ask to be put on the Do Not Call list. If you think it’s necessary, ask to watch them get out the territory card and write it down,
jehovahs-wetness: There is a god and god has blessed this boy with a fine tool of pleasure amen
jehovahs: legfruit: Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking
Jehovah's Witnesses did not report 1,000 alleged child abuse perpetrators, inquiry hears
jehovahs: someone with a fat ass and a jockstrap report to me immediately for face sitting
jehovahs: simmitheenthusiast: picture of the year? YAS ANGELA serving up those LOOKS!!! JAAAAAAAA
jehovahs: i need all the boy bubble butts in the world to be in my reach all the time
