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“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
