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nemesisvariant: Every time I see a writing prompt for an immortal I always see some smartass say “Jeff Goldblum lmao” and guess what? Make up your own character to fit the prompt. Write a short story. Write a book. Become insanely popular. Get your
madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe loki,
oylmpians: a list of current immortals florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s lorde: 1920′s flapper era hozier:
wombatking: newtgeiszler: jesterofthetraveler: I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in
queerlaurabarton: Jurassic Park is so quality like the little girl is the hacker, the main woman is sensibly dressed & smart & allowed to have agency w/o people being like “no women can’t do that thing”, and Jeff Goldblum is the one who’s
memedad: jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit
jeffgoldblumdoesstuff: Jeff Goldblum saves the date.
memedad:jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: lilysoft: modern art there are so many elements of this like the casual liam hemsworth in the background, the fact that it comes from a major publication, jeff goldblum’s complete confidence, like this is Art
blueeyeddl: blueeyeddl: Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life. Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything
artfilmaesthetics:“This is an adventure.”MY 35 FAVORITE FILMS OF ALL TIME #6: THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU (2004) Directed By: Wes Anderson Starring: Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, etc …
megaloveluck: Got To Look Normal. Gene Wilder as Froderick Frankensteen. My absolute favorite comedic performance. Previous animated portraits; Jeff Goldblum/Dr. Ian Malcolm Arnold Schwarzenegger/Dutch T T
mythicalmessenger: space-feminist: inthannon: oylmpians: a list of current immortals florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess harry styles: fairly new immortal,
brightlotusmoon:mythicalmessenger: space-feminist: inthannon: oylmpians: a list of current immortals florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess harry styles: fairly
mrogilvie: It’s beginning to look a lot like, uhhh, Christmas
grampyre: warghaxan: grampyre: warghaxan: Jeff Goldblum in the Goosbumps game & Tim Curry in the Anything Can Happen On Halloween video should fight CAGE FIGHT Place your bets an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
I JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE I MEET THAT I HAVE THIS PRINT SIGNED AND ABOUT TO BE FRAMED SO I CAN HAVE IT FOREVER AND EVER. LIKE… CONVERSATION STARTER. HI, MY NAME IS DONNA AND MY FAVORITE POSSESSION Is A PRINT OF JEFF GOLDBLUM AS AN OIL PAINTING.
I am considering watching this episode just for Jeff Goldblum. My critiques of Glee be damned.
icefeels: actualjo: brngrmln: brngrmln: LOOK at this gorgeous independence day porn martythegirl drew that i have the glorious privilege of posting i am so disappointed at the internet for providing absolutely nothing of this pairing but now it’s
youguysimserious: annie-banks: oh my god THANK YOU, susannahmccormick for tagging me in this.I also need to tag thirddeadlysin.
realarthistorywithjeffgoldblum: When Édouard Manet first exhibited Olympia Jeff Goldblum at the 1865 Paris Salon, people were outraged by his glistening chest. “Mon Deus!” they exclaimed, “Who is this iridescent man-beast???“ To which
waititi:Jeff Goldblum ©Dylan Coulter // ShortList
entertainingtheidea: That is definitely…bigger than the last one. Watch the first trailer for Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day: Resurgence, starring Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Liam Hemsworth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Joey King, Maika Monroe,
transpeter: transpeter: is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching”
buzzfeed: buzzfeedceleb: Jeff Goldblum reads thirst tweets about himself 💀
pixelrey:Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets
ruinedchildhood: Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.
shuriofficial: Jeff Goldblum being confused about stan language in thirst tweets
jesterofthetraveler: I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already
iwouldvebeendrake01: You know who wouldn’t mess up the Camp theme at the Met Gala? Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum.
ladurees:“Wes Anderson’s quirky cool yellow shirt makes him the de facto lead singer of the band, Jeff Goldblum is the older mysterious one, Adrien Brody is the rebellious one, and Jason Schwartzman is the cute one. No news yet on when the album drops. ”
jimllpaintit: Dear Jim, Could you please paint a picture of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park being a ‘clever girl’ and absolutely smashing her exams with Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum looking very proud. Thanks, Mark T-shirt available
mabellonghetti: Jeff Goldblum and guest photographed by Ron Galella during ‘The Player’ Los Angeles Premiere at LA County Museum of Art in Los Angeles, California, 1991.
waititi: Jeff Goldblum ©Peter Yang // GQ
darklittlestories: veronica-rich: dylanobrien: Jeff Goldblum photographed by Matt Barnes for Sharp magazine I don’t know how he manages to look like a 1970s lounge lizard and not be creepy. IDK. Everything about him SHOULD be creepy but is just
murdoc-is-dead: ann-fortunately: ann-fortunately: current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur
jpnostalgia:Jeff Goldblum giving 0 f8cks to superhero movies even though he was in one makes my day
marveldaily:Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi
minimalmovieposters: Jurassic Park by Travis English
silenthill:When I’m sick I laugh like Jeff goldblum Jurassic Park laugh but when I’m not sick I laugh like junkrat so we’re really on a lose/lose here
sexyolddudes: imperialdalek: snatch-comix: jeff goldblum wearing a levi’s orange tab shirt, vintage (i think) glasses, and 1970s converse IN LOVE suddenly a fashion icon appears Mwah!
sexyolddudes: Jeff Goldblum
nerdy-king-of-hell: Drinking tea and channeling my inner Jeff Goldblum.
mynewplaidpants:JEFF GOLDBLUM IS SIXTY-FUCKING-THREE YEARS OLD, YOU GUYS
waititi: Jeff Goldblum ©Dylan Coulter // ShortList
waititi:Jeff Goldblum ©Peter Yang // GQ
thegestianpoet: lilbit4point0: theavengers: Jeff Goldblum Responds to IGN’s Thor Comments @gammarayed no man is gonna wear that turtleneck and jacket combo and then try to pretend he doesn’t know what “daddy” means
brendaonao3: waititi:Jeff Goldblum & Taika Waititi ©Todd Williamson // Amazon Studios Holiday Party, Inside, Los Angeles, USA Power Couple Goals
pixelrey: Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets
fluffymonger: ruinedchildhood: Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.
parker-n-stark: LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS