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heyitsmaat: “Geralt… are you sure it’s safe?” “No.” “No you’re not sure or no it’s not-” “Shut up Jaskier.”
rayrotho: Pointing out Jaskier’s flaws is allowed for friends and family members only.
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: if you interpret ‘her sweet kiss’ as jaskier’s breakup song about him and geralt (which it is) then his reaction to geralt rejecting him was basically just
penny-anna: Geralt & Yennefer: *bonding over what are, to them, ‘’‘normal'’’ childhood & adolescent experiences* Jaskier, who actually had a normal fucking childhood: *panicking* are you guys okay?? would you. would you like a hug???
nudityandnerdery:Yennefer: I’ll never forget the first time I saw Geralt.Geralt: Don’t.Yennefer: He walked in to my orgy.Ciri: Gross.Yennefer: Apple juice in one hand, fuck-up in the other.Jaskier: Hey!
pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos:jaskier: ladies, what color is my shirt?yennefer: Greyciri: Grey!triss: greytissaia: Grey.jaskier: Right, now, Geralt, tell them what color you thought it was.geralt:geralt: …dark white…
penny-anna: penny-anna: penny-anna: i wonder if part of the reason geralt is so against saying jaskier is his friend is cause like I have no friends = cool sexy loner with no attachments I have one friend = sad loner whose only friend is a chucklefuck
penny-anna: penny-anna: penny-anna: penny-anna: penny-anna: Calanthe continues inviting Jaskier to play at her court in spite of not liking his music for 2 reasons: - whenever he’s in town he always ends up embroiled in some sort of petty drama
limerental:geralt has TWO hands and they’re both for putting his face into while Jaskier and Yennefer bicker
abluescarfonwaston: Here’s a thought. You Know how defined six pack abs on actors is usually a sign they’ve had to starve themselves and are super dehydrated for the Look? That thing? Give me a Jaskier who Sees Geralt shirtless that first time.
punk-jaskier:theconcealedweapon:If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.That’s why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who
augustdementhe:punk-jaskier:guerrillatech:I also want better public transport that doesn’t rely on me having to have a car.I WANT LEVEL FUCKING SIDEWALKS.
gwentcards:ciri: fuck!geralt: *gasps*yennefer: *gasps*jaskier: now who the fuck tought her that?
meganiumlesbian: meganiumlesbian: meganiumlesbian: the fact that geralt, of inhuman stamina and all that, makes jaskier walk beside him while he gets to ride a horse is SO funny FUCK that twink ig geralt, incapable of tiring: you got legs geralt having
jaskier-dandelion: Jaskier - 1240something
dwintu:Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??
penny-anna:I see you ‘Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to each other as husband and wife, doesn’t get that it’s an in-joke & thinks they actually got married’I raise you 'Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to
ivegotdafire:Geralt: Ugh this annoying stupid bard insists on following me around. He endangers himself for silly songs and the never fucking listens to me *Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen*Eskel and Lambert:
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yenneferr:Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier in 1.05 “Bottled Appetites”
bamf-jaskier:How we feeling in the twn fandom today lads?
bowieandqueen11: I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmaoI think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except
joeybateydaily:It’s quite interesting watching how their relationship develops. At first it’s very much one-sided, it’s Jaskier following Geralt about. I think he spots a business opportunity, more than anything else. And throughout the series,
joeybateydaily:Joey Batey as Jaskier | fear & pain theme
forbiddenhero: Jaskier like / reblog if u use
axhiiles: and that’s on jaskier
punk-jaskier:lichtensteining:bubbaj222-deactivated20210803:mysharona1987:The way they don’t process how the immediate influx of cash can, if used right, lead to getting the book, or having the credit score, or even having an actual meeting with
punk-jaskier:sproutnabt:erytria: logically-asexual: logical-crow: logical-crow: Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well. Really though, what was that about? I don’t know
punk-jaskier:guerrillatech:I also want better public transport that doesn’t rely on me having to have a car.
queenrojpag:(insp.)
theladyjanedoe: kurious17: boba-fettuccine: the witcher really is just geralt submitting himself to the mortifying ordeal of being known while simultaneously experiencing the mortifying ordeal of knowing jaskier @avidlylearning And falling in
italianmasterassassin: mortuarybees: mortuarybees: i mean im no expert on tudor fashion and the witcher just loves to blend time periods for inspiration but jaskier’s costumes are clearly extremely tudor influenced and given that on like, a formal
lutavero: [Jaskier] has quite literally attached himself to the coattails of our Witcher, in order to rustle up material for songs. But what happens instead is… he finds a friend.
jaskier-of-rivia: Yea they be awkward as hell fangenstein: That’s just how teenagers are tbh jaskier-of-rivia: I thought about this 2 second scene for too long ok Why was Jaskier so.. eager to approach Geralt? What was going on in his mind when
maddie-w-draws:Adventures of Jaskier who thinks a wolf he finds is a cursed Geralt, inspired by this post
gayregis: it’s all about the HAND GESTURES…joey batey as jaskier, the witcher netflix adaptationbonus:
antique-scarecrow:ailurinae:aces-to-apples:kryss-tethras:I see no difference. how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandomThat rooster is stoned so is the guy on the left
darkverrmin:First TimesGeralt remembered vividly all the first times in his relationship with Jaskier.The first time they met.The first time Jaskier followed him on a contract and almost got himself killed.The first time Geralt raised his voice at him
filledepluie:deus-ex-moshina:Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums
emotional-support-fandom:Jaskier: Fight me!Geralt, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
bamf-jaskier:How we feeling in the twn fandom today lads? We had a good run, 3 seasons of The Witcher is enough clearly.
bi-jaskier: geralt + loosened hair
bi-jaskier: some shirtless geralt as requested (and some touching)
luxferens: I think that sick!Jaskier is the most aesthetically pleasing look in the whole series!
love-and-larks-and-white-wolves: skai6: maddie-w-draws: Adventures of Jaskier who thinks a wolf he finds is a cursed Geralt, inspired by this post This is so cute omg the wolf’s face!! And the beautiful art!! And the stunning colors!!! oh gods,
poisonousbuttercup:porphyriosao3:gossip-girl-of-middleearth:redhorsedawn:gossip-girl-of-middleearth:grison-in-space:grison-in-space:grison-in-space:idle Jaskier-related notion: Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill,
feelsforsterek: ✿ jaskier appreciating geralt’s bloated biceps ✿
wannastayugly: Bard!Geralt and Witcher!Jaskier are finally here and they’re cute and in love. -Consider supporting me on PATREON. 🤍
artofmosk:I think Geralt upset Jaskier a bit Instagram
anais-ninja-bitch: subbyp: subbyp: subbyp: subbyp: jaskier is immortal because he’s a trans man who asked the wrong mage for transitional magic and did not realize in time what “you will be, truly and in every way, to all eyes for all time, a
swords-n-spindles: dls-ao3: An idea: Jaskier will stay young and essentially immortal as long as someone is singing his songs. 500 years later, Geralt hums Toss A Coin to himself as he prepares coffee to bring to Jaskier, who hasn’t aged a day,
milf-harrington:[image description: a digital drawing of jaskier standing with his weight on one hip while he tugs up a pair of high-waisted blue trousers. geralts shirt is tucked into it, the undone collar sliding off his shoulder so you can see his
queeranarchism:punk-jaskier:theconcealedweapon:If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.That’s why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not
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