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leftforbed: fussyf8ng: supposibly: this is ironic I love how everyone just automatically know what this is about this makes me uncomfortable Green is not a creative colour.
soundlyawake: jkimisyellow: this is not a photograph of morgan freeman WHAT IT IS IS PURE BLACK MAGIC WITCHERY
tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
pimpunderthemountain: vriska: spookyroxi: treatboss: THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE. holy shit this is the best kalimba playing i’ve ever seen EVER I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A KALIMBA LOOKED LIKE UNTIL JUST THIS SECOND IM BLOWN
clop-dragon: okuulele: kethavelia: shepherdpie: As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay. Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs. awesome!!! Cosplayin’s a good job, mate! jeeez
laughter-everyday: acklesalecki: tricksterswings: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING
wearitasawormstach: tall: pocketpinya: boomette: look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad fixed that for you oh my god i found the post that started it all oh my god my blog is
themrcreepypasta: piercethevolumes: Okay, this is just fucking ridiculous. What program is this….? because…. whatever it is I dont use it…
theromanticanon: harmoniousalgorithm: This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: 你好 They’re different. It all looks the same to me
monochrome-is-my-name: lookatwhattheyredoingtome: This man is photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero. That last one!!! His face!!!! I fucking lost it!!!
faemuses: throh: this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit. assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation),
5secondsofsantas: lavaporeon: wangs-of-freedom: nowyoukno: More Facts. Of course it is. ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPEIN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS
kinkypinkfemboislut: petfag16: xmessesofmenx: Umm… Is everyone clear on what’s going on in Russia with LGBTQ peoples. CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE. What’s going on is absolutely horrifically disgusting and it turns my stomach. Russia is home to people
beyoncestitty: markofcainesoren: i love how russia has all these anti-lgbt+ laws and the rest of the world’s just like this is the stupidest fucking post i have ever seen it is illegal to be gay in 83 countries stop pretending russia is the only
Seriously? Is it really a thing where guys who have long hair, and a fucking goatee/beard are considered douches along with the people who wear Trilbies now? Why is that, Honestly, I want to know why me feeling comfortable in my own skin is such a problem
unclefather: miss-andrea: say it with me now kids racism is natural racism is healthy racism is nothing to be ashamed of
drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” It sounds kinda like the intro to Silent Hill 3, Where Pyramid Head(I think) is
cookiecest: miss-andrea: say it with me now kids racism is natural racism is healthy racism is nothing to be ashamed of
gerardgayofficial: move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart this is real ocd, not
lord-hades-lady-lilliths-realm: I know I have said this a thousand times, but….Luke gets handed one the most powerful weapons in the galaxy and the first thing he does is point it at his face. And this is the guy who is supposed to restart the Jedi
crimsonday: sqvad: america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE
syphrilfox: a-flying-emu: bunniferbennett: say it with me: makeup is gender neutral I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back That is a man to
Star Wars Appreciation Week: Day 1 → Favorite Episode: Attack Of The Clones Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi’s life. So you might say, that we are encouraged
guiltyhipster: This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings
soitsays: webothsoldit: cwtae-withthataxeeugene: A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing. Is this a Cats rehearsal? This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
nothingman: There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
societykilledher: forgivemeasinner: justinmilwaukee: This is so awesome. Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan. His face
questbedhead: tenfootpolesociety: shavingryansprivates: why he lick me THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSES DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY
lillianloverly: THIS IS A PSA THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU
metazoe: This little creature embodies a fairy forest. Many forests of different worlds, in fact. And the things they have in common – beauty and wildness. It is a forest where the air itself is filled with power. Nevertheless, the spirit is quite
invisiblelad: thepoliticalfreakshow: Jon nails it again. The only thing I can think of that’s scarier than living in a culture where the looming threat of gun violence is this consistent is being a culture where gun violence is met with this sort
queerhound: gaidaigoji: queerhound: my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? & is the ampersand Im about to ruin her day thank you
mandopony: castielcampbell: the-more-u-know: amroyounes: Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures. This needs more notes. 37k is not enough this is a post that deserves to be broken. One day I would like nothing more than too
renjin-chan: you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun
ponderpretties: “The Deer God is a breathtaking 3d pixel art game that will challenge your religion and your platforming skills.” You play as a stag, it has pretty music and everything is so so pretty.This game is beautiful and you should pledge on
yungterra: vapor-man: The only way to decorate. OK I HAVE AN IDENTICAL ROOM ON MY 2ND FLOOR WITH THE SAME SKELETON IN NEARLY THE SAME FUCKING LOCATION. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THE WHOLE ROOM IS FUCKING BLOOD RED. THIS IS WILD.
killedmycatatemytailor: fuzzykitty01: feferiden: gingerhaze: This is the realest shit This is when you know the education system is fucked up. I used to wish I’d get hit by car on the way to work.
its-brittanie-bitch: lacigreen: joponyhere: lillianloverly: THIS IS A PSA THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL
wolvensnothere: thepurposeofplaying: alljustletters: narcomanic: narcomanic: i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale i mean really what is going on here this is officially my new favourite thing
derrickrosenberg: moistcornbread: helllllooooootrickster: drunkenkeith: basically Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO Reblogging for
nhyworks: darvinasafo: #FERGUSON protestor returns tear gas canister back to sender… This is Amerikkka 2014 ICONIC #This is such an important picture #This is the flower in the rifle barrel #I want this picture in textbooks and graffiti’d on buildings
fangirlatlarge: simulatedcity: evnw: tofutits: This is so FUCKING SCARY what the fuck is going on … THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THIS. NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE RUNNING REBLOG THIS. THIS CRAP NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. NEEDS TO BE
humansofnewyork: “We don’t like pictures like this. It is not good to deduce an entire country to the image of a person reaching out for food. It is not good for people to see us like this, and it is not good for us to see ourselves like this.
artfortheemperor: nedertopsy: trench-spy: sheila-and-miss-pauling: padalalalecki: bromancing-the-stone: yinx1: sueanoi: betweenthetights: blogfrenzy: water is wet the sun is hot leaves are green Republicans are white Ice is cold Poison
applepai: thisismyplacetobe: A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal
shouldhavebeenfictional: justwestofweird: radio-freedunmovin: justwestofweird: yaddy123: This is everything. My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer. My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or
rpgfanatics: There is an unnamed Argonian in Labyrinthian, she doesn’t wear mage robes neither is a skeleton, so she isn’t part of Savos’ team. Who can she be and what is she doing there?http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com
thetonicswine: syntheticmomma: lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so
the-candy-van: ↳ Kenna asked: Teen Titans or Young Justice There is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes, and those who stop them. The two sides are opposite, as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear.
ghosturie: patrick-stumps: ottermatopoeia: mattniskanenseyebrows: OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK OCTOBER IS TOMORROW I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋
zephyrial: I love how Legolas is freaking out, Aragorn is kind of unnerved, and then there’s Gimli is just like “Back off fool, I am a Dwarf. I can just blow you away”
coffeeandspentbrass: peashooter85: This rifle was captured by U.S. forces serving in Afghanistan. It is old, very old. Can anyone guess what this is? I’ll give you a hint. It is so old that British soldiers were wearing red uniforms when
xeppeli:evie-queen:rftminges:this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled outLet me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told
melchiordahrk: dikcity: tabythacounts:Addamasartus is a small slavers’ cave immediately to the northeast of Seyda Neen. This cave is home to a gang of three low-level slavers, their three slaves, and a rat. It is an excellent place for new adventurers
warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom
lemonsharks: envygreenpencilred: hannibalitus: narcissistic-attitude: electrologie: Please reblog. There is a text version of the suicide hotline. Help is out there. Stay strong. I’ve been there. Asking for help is NOT a sign of weakness.
witchyroses: mrcrockervevo: gardenoftheprincess:My school is telling me that the shirt I wore to school today that said “legalize gay” is inappropriate. They told me that I need to put something over it, and that it is offensive. I refuse. I am
marstone-crossing: Marstone is far from finished but I love spending time on the day and time I plan on setting the dream address. It is so peaceful and lovely and I’m so excited to see what my whole town is like with the snow and the music
legend-of-destiny: notabrobro: aquitecontentdamsel: notabrobro: aquitecontentdamsel: i-mello-i: The Limited Edition Destiny Playstation 4 is gorgeous. Oh hay gurl. That is gorgeous. Looks like an old book. What I want is the Starmap Pls tell
