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yabitter: this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
hotgayromantic: steevoooo: thedarkknyght: jcsp1688: paleasland: OMG …now that you think about it… Never can just scroll by this. No fucking way. I’ve read a few times that JK Rowling was originally gonna have them be boyfriends.
alliwantisyouandme:A Christmas message from J K Rowling
asblackascole: fandomsandfeminism: I’m really amused by the argument “You can’t expect straight writers to include LGBT+ characters. They’ve never experienced being LGBT+” Because like- 1) JK Rowling was never an 11 year old orphaned wizard
i-believe-in-dean: gayyourlifemustbe: benedictcumbergasm: kpopandbbc: welcome-azkaban-bitch: The first and last mentions of Severus Snape. I like how his last mention answers the first. I open at the close Fuck u all ROWLING DID IT AGAIN
oarsis:confusedcaboose:frxshvixws:cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP.. SOMEONE GET ROWLING ON THE PHONE WE HAVE SEQUELS TO MAKE
trouble-when-you-walked-in: “So Sarkozy calls the burkini a ‘provocation.’ Whether women cover or uncover their bodies, seems we’re always, always ‘asking for it.’” - J.K. Rowling
vintageanchor: If you don’t read banned books, you might as well not read at all.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kelsowench: J.K. “Smartass” Rowling Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fiftyshadesen: Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling takes part in the opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games on July 27, 2012 at the Olympic Stadium in London.
"Após a morte de Fred, Jorge nunca mais conseguiu conjurar um patrono." (J.K Rowling)
wandsonfire: A ➟ Z of Rupert Grint; JK Rowling “Rupert is just a genius. I don’t think anyone ever needed to tell Rupert how to play Ron. He just has known all the way through. And what was remarkable about Rupert was that obviously comedically
aleexkareev: A ➟ Z of Rupert Grint; JK Rowling “Rupert is just a genius. I don’t think anyone ever needed to tell Rupert how to play Ron. He just has known all the way through. And what was remarkable about Rupert was that obviously comedically
books-and-cookies:Do you think J.K.Rowling is waiting until 2019 to publish a new Harry Potter book in order to give every fan the opportunity to say: I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT! Cause that sounds like something she would do.
lol…. Seriously… sometimes I love the UK.
curlsandsmell:curlsandsmell: curlsandsmell: How did Harry Potter get down the hill? by walking jk rowling
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the-moon-loves-the-sea:fearthewinchesters:The fact that Daniel Radcliffe’s response to JK Rowling was published on the Trevor Project website. The fact that he knew her comments would affect fans’ views of the series. His claim and hope that the magic
socialistexan:xochihuacoyotl:bpd-hoardic:itsapmseymour:She ain’t even subtle anymore lmaohad these images attachedshe’s outright saying she believes queer people are murderers when all we want is to be treated equal. from the murders of queer
medusabraids: jk rowling’s at it again
ofstormsandwolves: “To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.” - J K Rowling
aliciavikander: jk rowling has given me so much, created such a magical world that made me feel safe. but, years later, I have come to the conclusion that she is…. a dumb b*tch
sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe
fiightingdreamers:jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study “does being richer than god turn you into a fucking moron” and it turns out the answer is a hard yes
hermiionegrangers: harry potter, this is your life inspiration
claryfairchilding: Books Meme: Five friendships [2/5] Marauders (art) (from Harry Potter, by J.K. Rowling) “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other
mydraco: Books you should read Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them by J.K Rowling
mypantsareonfire: J.K. Rowling: One of the best authors that did her homework prior to publishing! She was a Languages major in college, so I’m betting she did lots of homework on the subject.
clarisafairchilds: How would you like to be remembered? As someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.
goingmads: let’s all stop for a minute and thank jk rowling for not making the golden trio a love triangle
J.K. Rowling regrets Ron and Hermione's relationship
nicosdisangelic: This interviewer just asked JKR if Charlie was gay, and she was like “Dumbledore’s gay.” As if there could only be one gay person in the world at any given time.
wirelesspouter:People always try to find convoluted excuses for JK Rowling’s numerous and slight logistical oversights but this is by far my favorite
threewontoo:sevenowait:Abraxan TagalongWatched Goblet of Fire yesterday, thought of this joke. Just sketchy quality, didn’t want to spend too much time on it.characters © J. K. Rowling and Lauren Faust Never miss an opportunity, Berry. x3!
seeklight:micdotcom:J.K. Rowling is about to spill the secrets of the American wizarding communitySHUT UPOMFG
doeeyedpdsmessiah: All I really want from JK Rowling is Hogwarts student handbook. And the professors syllabuses. I wanna know snape’s bathroom break policy, and flitwick’s late work policy, and how many tardies equal an absence, and how many books
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
imasleepwalker: -fredfredburger: peeves: dearjkr: (via -musicbox) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY ROWLING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY ON TUMBLR SERIOUSLY THE HORROR AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA. omg. HAHAHAH yes.
hatterandahare: hoganmclaughlin: House Targaryen Queen Daenerys Targaryen, Prince Viserys Targaryen “The Beggar King”, Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, Aerys Targaryen II “The Mad King”, from the “A Song of Ice and Fire” series. o my rowling viserys
can-we-just-no-we-can-t: dracodormeins: ‘Avada Kedavra’ or the killing curse has been taken from the Armaic phrase “avra kehdabra” meaning ‘I will create as I speak’. Although J.K.Rowling has combined it with the latin ‘cadavra’ meaning
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just-shower-thoughts:In four days, it will have been exactly twenty years since J.K Rowling published the first Harry Potter book. I’m old.
Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to making a horcrux.
hogwartskidsproblems: j.k. rowling admits that harry and hermione should have ended up together
consultingmoosecaptain: oh-shit-it-is-our-division: totallyfubar: slafennog: How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover. #i’m 99% sure fred and george
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hugvvarts: Most prestigious Wizarding schools by J.K. Rowling Hogwarts (Scotland) Durmstrang (Bulgaria) Beauxbatons (France) Ilvermorny (New York, USA) Castelobruxo (Brazil) Uagadou (Uganda) Mahoutokoro (Japan)
I tried posting this last night? But nothing ever came up?? But! Exciting news! Greylock, the mountain I’m assigned to, was selected to by J.K. Rowling for the new witchcraft and wizardy school! Illvermorny.
bethanyactually: ellie5192:ladynyoko:hermioneofvulcan:noraestheim:listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place
seasons-gredence:tonight, i hope three ghosts played by colin farrell visit jk rowling to show her the error of her ways
jessalrynn: tehnakki: micdotcom: Piers Morgan fell right into JK Rowling’s self-drag trap A Valentines Day Miracle! People like this should really stop messing with this woman. She eats his kind for BREAKFAST.
geminiloveca: joerojasburke: an excellent and salutary rant from J.K. Rowling
chloejdeckers:⏤ j.k rowling, harry potter and the goblet of fire
systlin: jumpingjacktrash: cicutadouglasii: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: cicutadouglasii: cicutadouglasii: yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think
lestatslestits:lestatslestits:Gonna go ahead and make the rest of my 2020 predictions now:Christopher Eccleston snaps and assassinates a member of the royal familyElvis turns up aliveJK Rowling attempts to regain followers by announcing on Twitter that
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: ihititwithmyaxe: mothernaturenetwork: Harry Potter wizarding genetics decoded If the wizarding gene is dominant, as J.K. Rowling says in her famous series of Harry Potter books, then how can a wizard be born to
thequeensseven: J.K. Rowling’s ‘The Casual Vacancy’ book cover released! This was also shared: When Barry Fairbrother dies in his early forties, the town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market