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izzetheking: mm i want to eat that ass
izzetheking: paper is cool becuaseyou can do want on it.. cusses, hearts…. birds… you can even through it away
izzetheking: why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*
izzetheking: 1 like = 1 ant in your bed 1 reblog = 1000 ants in your bed
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izzetheking: sloth-records: izzetheking: becsprites: height differences are cute. take it from me what the fuck is a height distance??? are you talking about the eyeful tower????????? Yes its the tallest statue in the wrold but you can shut the fuck
izzetheking:digital picture of a worm: ~
izzetheking: stupid bitch tried to take away my baby now i trapped her and now they are both going to die
izzetheking: How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
izzetheking: fakmybitthole: what Those are his power flaps… they help him swim faster than a shark. His head is white because he doesnt want to be bald. Saw this happen on tv. I think I nearly died.
izzetheking: qpdb are the same letter just turned different ways and its pissing me off
izzetheking: if you say bloody romney 3 times in the mirror with the lights out mitt romney will pop out of the mirror and take away your basic rights as a woman
izzetheking: HOw do i kill someone without looking rude
izzetheking: cascada every time we couch lyrics everytime we touchi hit the ceiling everytime we kiss i sleep on the floor i can feel the lawn mowedgrass i need to go to class i need to climbed a rock
izzetheking: izzetheking: my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash and im ike Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid
izzetheking: are men getting hotter or am i getting gayer
izzetheking: its probably a small rock or a crumb wehenver i sit in my bed something pokes me and its usually a crumb or a rock
izzetheking: is this a cow??? i dont get it…
izzetheking: Name: sad Age: sad occupation: sad
izzetheking: i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby
izzetheking: digital picture of a worm: ~
izzetheking: Some wishes just cant be granted…
izzetheking: i painted my finger nails purple today and i put band aids over each of my fingernails so my mom doesnt see and think im gay… i just think it looks cool… You dont have to be a girl.. You can be a boy and paint them
izzetheking: clavid: l literally sneezed on my own wiener sorry if this is a ackwerd question but can you take a picture? >///<
izzetheking: Reblog this if you havent done anything before not even breathe so i can make fun of you
izzetheking: curing: how the fuck do you fold a jacket HANG UP A JACKET DONT FOLD IT!! WHERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN
izzetheking: sometimes i wish i was fucking blind so i didn’t have to see my shitty little dick when i take a piss.
izzetheking: WHY DOESNT ANY BODY LIKE ME!!!! IM GOOD!!!! WHY DOESNT ANY NBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY TINY HORRABLE PENIS
izzetheking:i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby
